caligula would have blushed.

antsy. californian. chatty. diffident. embarrassed. girl. graceless. inarticulate. sprouting. yellow-bellied.

[oneheadtoanother]

[bi-files]

I’m a patron of the arts (I leave nice comments on aO3).

[byler-alarmist]

I'm a patron of the arts (I reblog on Tumblr dot com)

[madeofklay]

What I learned not to do in art school

[kropotkindersurprise]

July 22, 2026 - People around the USA are taking down Flock AI surveillance cameras. [video]

[noneedtofearorhope]

DeFlock

Find license plate readers (LPRs) near you.

[the-witch-of-the-wandering-ways]

College AU Russian studies major Shane Hollander forgets to tell the fuckbuddy he met through his speaking tutor Svetlana Vetrova that he is fluent in Russian and that he understands phrases like "you're so fucking perfect" and "you have ruined me" and "you look like a sexy librarian you perfect slut"

[rosetherat]

[captain-price-returns]

Half of them are feds, but are off the clock.

[ticklefighthockey]

ilya “my dad just died. get your pants off” rozanov

[ticklefighthockey]

ilya “yeah my dad croaked. why aren’t you two fingers deep in your own asshole already” rozanov

[captain-price-returns]

What did Mitch mean when he said this

[jewelcoatfish]

shane (a little tipsy) being cornered by a few fans at a bar one night and they ask him what’s the best thing about coming out, expecting him to say something motivating like self-expression and liberation and shane just goes

“i don’t know, probably that i can have ilya’s photos on my phone now :).”

and the whole of non bigot hockey twt just fucking crash out and montreal metros and crowell gets burned at the stake

[toapoet]

These tags are my fave

[lavenderprose]

Crucially #myshane plays to his twentieth season which is just long enough to have the experience of meeting Ottawa's new draft prospect, also named Shane, and to smile and jokingly say, "Hey nice name," and for the rookie to gulp and say, "Thank you sir I am named after you" and that makes Shane sit in his stall and stare at the floor between his skates for. Significantly too long to be healthy.

[cryptidclub]

what the hell is this weird flyer i got in the mail

[shrekhollander]

Fat toddler Shane grinning happily when his dad takes him a photo on his first day of school.(kinder garden) He is holding a backpack that is bigger than he is and he struggles as he runs outside to get in the car. He is so excited to go to school.

He comes back home with his angry kitten face and his pouty chubby cheeks because he realized school was not as cool as he thought.

[mutinsfromthemoon]

ilya is awake in the middle of the night and he’s just lying there in the bed, a hand behind his head, the other resting in his stomach and staring at the ceiling when he hears shane asking almost whispering still sleepy and very softly “ilya why you’re so far from me?” and ilya almost burst with the amount of love and cuteness aggression he’s feeling and right away goes snuggles with his husband “oh my baby, i’m sorry” he cooed “i’m here now. let’s go back to sleep” as he pull shane into his arms and burying his face into shane’s hair and smiling while he listen shane letting out tiny pleasure sounds and not long after that with his husband very soft and warm in his arms he finally drifts to sleep

[pregnanthudsonwilliams]

x

[captain-price-returns]

I don't know if full on execution is proper justice, but at least they did something.

[2birds1pencil]

meep (: