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#it's a comedy #ba #LMAO. BA. why do i exist

I will pfft until I can’t pfft anymore. Sorry dear. Bite your tongue! All I’m saying is I will be very surprised if you get through your whole speech without bringing up something weird I’ve done over the last few years. There are so many instances to choose from. He’ll understand!

evlaineotp

I will continue disbelieving your pffts. You’re forgiven, this time. Is it my fault if you’ve doing so many weird things around me that I can hardly write a speech without mentioning at least one of them?? And if he doesn’t, that’s not our problem.

#c: eve #I REALLY WANNA

diabloroja

Pffft. Pfffffft I say. The day might be approaching though! No, I wouldn’t, because Mason is an angel, and you are not. No you won’t. We’ll just have to give them Jeff’s food.

evlaineotp

Pfft all you want, I know what I know. Don’t even joke about that, Eve. Finally the truth comes out. Should I call him up and have him fly in early to help finish off all the final wedding errands?? You’re right, we’ll just have to.

#c: eve #IT'S FINE EVERYTHING IS FINE #pirate blaine #have we ever talking about eve and jeff's bachelorette/bachelor parties bc. i wanna

sterlingjeffs

I’m pretty sure I’m not crazy but I’m also pretty sure that my tux shrunk a size or two since the last time I tried it on.

evlaineotp

You know it’s considered rude to give the best man of honor a heart attack before the wedding, right?

#(: hate me hate me say that u hate me #c: jeff

diabloroja

You don’t know that. I’ve been known to have relatively extreme reactions sometimes. I appreciate that, thank you. I trust you with my life, but trusting you not to embarrass me? That’s a bit of a stretch. They can have my food if it means they come.

evlaineotp

Uh, I believe I do know. Yes, and so far, death is not one of them. I am appalled. I bet you wouldn’t treat Mason this way. I think we both know that those boys would never take food from the bride. If it comes down to it, I’ll make the sacrifice.

#c: eve #im not sure how that happens but...it's okay bunns #i wish the eyepatch had been permanent

diabloroja

Blaine!!! I would die. Aside from you and Kurt, they’re my favorite boyfriends. A pure heart? Gag. Don’t mention that in your best man speech. I gotta maintain my image. I think it’s an excellent one, thank you.

evlaineotp

Eve!!! You would not. If I ever see them without you, I’ll make sure to get some sort of memento. You can’t tell me how to write my speech. You picked me and now you just have to trust me not to embarrass you. There’s no harm in trying. But they better RSVP soon if they want their food preferences to be honored.

#c: eve #we saw him i THINK with his brother and like #it was hard bc we were on our way to chipotle and we saw him RIGHT outside the chipotle #it was kind of like sophie's choice so we chose chipotle but then immediately regretted it and tried to chase after him but #we failed

diabloroja

I want to meet Nev and Max so I suppose I understand the motivation. I get really excited when the person is real. Oh! I should send them an invitation to the wedding.

evlaineotp

Well, they live in New York, you know. If we believe in ourselves I think we could run into them on the street one of these days. You have a pure heart after all. Sure, that’s...an idea.

#c: eve #throwback to that time my friends and i saw nev crossing the street but we didn't do anything omg #and that was with my roommate who forced me to watch the whole first season as it aired

diabloroja

No, it’s not that! I just need to know that if people are going to go on TV and display such outrageous behavior, it’s real. Otherwise they’re just that desperate for attention.

evlaineotp

I think it must be, since they actually have episodes where the “catfish” or even the “victim” was only doing it for the attention and to get on TV. Not that they ever come out looking good.