💀 The Devil Incarnate 💀

❝It's not enough to SUCCEED. Others must FAIL.❞ moved to evolincarnate (it's a PRIMARY now! Woo!)

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//When you find lewds of the bae

[dope-fashion-style-deactivated2]

Underestimate me so I can embarrass you.

(via dope-fashion-style)

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[fightersuggestion]

why should i resolve things peacefully when i can fucking punch you in the face

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Mandy,  in a sort of response to @whatsalewd and @kindahornyart​ who both seem to like drawing her.

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“I’ll have to think about that thoroughly, ‘cause I’ve been getting mixed signals from you as of lately, kiddo. Detonating buildings at Opportunity? Destroying Hyperion property? Being a bandit in general?”

The idea of quadrupled profits is wonderful. Just the one who claims to be capable of doing so is a turn-down point on its own, however.

“And now you want to be vice president. Of Hyperion. Yeah, I too wish immediate profit could grow on trees. But, let’s be real here. You, out of all people, probably have the lowest chance of ever becoming a Hyperion partner. Right next to any vault hunter.”

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        “Yeah, I guess you’re right. I mean, I could always just, go up there, blow your brains out, and use a New-U station and make it so that Handsome Jack is publicly handing the company over to Mandy DeVille.”  In fact, Jack was lucky that his form is being presented only as a hologram, being transmitted from Helios to where she was right now, from the lens of a Hyperion bot. It seemed to her that he knew that facing her directly wasn’t a great game plan.

        “I never liked partners anyway. I’d prefer a dictatorship. I’d never trust my company, country, or anything like that to a congregation of dressy people that think they know what’s best.”

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“…uh huh. Go on. I’m probably listening.”

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        “Hand me the position of vice president of Hyperion - With my extensive business knowledge, technological expertise, and charm, I can quadruple your profits.”  She’s probably not going to kill him and take his position. Emphasis on probably.

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@officialtatsumaki

        “I think we’ll get along just fine, Tatsumaki. As long as we don’t step on each other’s toes, of course.”

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                            ━━━━━━ .:.『屠殺』.:. ━━━━━━

-✁- ᶊႮℭ ℋ Ꭺ - {

      ᎤᏁᏟᎬ two shots? Child’s play. Just as quickly as they came toward her, Syo had deflected them with only her scissors and a flick of her wrists as if it were nothing. Now was when the fight truly began, with a loud exclamation, she squatted down only to leap high, higher than what one would deem humanly possible, into the air and sent a rain of scissors upon her assailant. No way would she lose so easily to one so arrogant without her even knowing how truly powerful Syo was in battle. This one didn’t seem frightened, however, Syo would certainly give her a reason to be.

                                               } - ＫＩＬＬＥＲ-✃-

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        What the hell?! Once the shots were deflected, Mandy had assumed a defensive position, as she assesses her victim - Or rather, her very worthy opponent. Just as the blades punctured the air straight toward the blonde, she immediately held up her firearm, and whilst sidestepping away from each blade, fired several more rounds to redirect the projectiles.

BLAM ! BLAM ! BLAMBLAMBLAMBLAM!

        “What nuthouse did YOU crawl out of?!”

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                            ━━━━━━ .:.『屠殺』.:. ━━━━━━

-✁- ᶊႮℭ ℋ Ꭺ - {

      ᎤᎸ course, Syo hadn’t anticipated the other to have firearms on her person and to fire it at her with it. Though, only one grazed her cheek causing a bit of blood to run down the side of her face. However, this didn’t strike fear in the killer, no, this was far more exhilarating than anything she’d ever experienced and it had barely started. With swift movements, she’d drawn several pairs of scissors from beneath her skirt, four pairs in each hand. Crossing her arms, and bringing her right hand closer to her face, Genocider responded without a moment’s hesitation.                                                                        “ᎪᏁᎠ neither will I.”

                                               } - ＫＩＬＬＥＲ-✃

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        What a load of crap - Mandy, already having had her fill of nonsense for the day, let off a heavy, exaggerated sigh. And as she let off that insulting, bored sigh, she held out her once-concealed firearm once more, firing off two more rounds, each aiming for the shoulders, where they connected to the arms.

BLAM! BLAM!

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“ My Tallest? And what makes you think they wish to meet YOU? ”

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        “Are you telling me no? Are you aware that you have not one, but two antennae I can break off?”

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@invxderzim

        “You should introduce me to your Tallest at some point.”

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                            ━━━━━━ .:.『屠殺』.:. ━━━━━━

-✁- ᶊႮℭ ℋ Ꭺ - {

      ᎪᎢ this, Syo could only giggle in such a threatening way, deep in her throat, with the threat the other had used against her. She was a well-known murderer; the most feared in all of Japan for her perception and ability with scissors. Just her name struck fear into the hearts of many, with the exception of this one, it seemed. Scoffing, Genocider replied in a deeper, more challenging tone of voice,

“ᎬᎬᎬᎬᎻ? Heh, when I’m through with ya there won’t be a heart left                                                 ta forgive me with. Ah! Let’s all come play with the scissor woman in her                                   garden of slaughter!”

                                                             } - ＫＩＬＬＥＲ-✃

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        What a loon. Mandy wasn’t intimidated in the slightest - In fact, she was far more concerned with how obscenely lengthy her tongue was, rather than her own health. Rolling her eyes, the she-devil immediately reached behind her back to arm herself with her compact handgun. There wasn’t a day that went by that Mandy did not have it on her person the day she got her licenses to own one and carry one.

        It happened in an instant. The blonde held out her gun, and fired off a couple of rounds to the sides of the other’s head, shattering the brick of the wall behind.

        “The next shot won’t miss.”

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@apocalypticgenocide

        “It’s cute how you think you can kill me. Put these back where you found them and maybe I’ll find it in my heart to forgive you.” The she-demon’s voice was calm, and lowered. Almost as if she was not afraid in the slightest. Clearly she must know something the other doesn’t.

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Send a ✿ if you would ship your character with mine.

[leightaylorwrites]

Modern cartoons:

└ The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy

He’s not dead, Billy. We just re-buried him in your front yard. What a waste of an episode.

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Reblog this with your best “20 minutes into Netflix and chill when they give you this face” icon

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