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pines • 18 • they/he • enfp • feral AND baby i have a masters degree in shitposting

[princesshamlet-deactivated20210]

hamlet, four and a half acts in: i WILL hesitate, bitch

[evoluwution]

[aaitwo-deactivated20250816]

the impulse to just make weird noises for no reason is something i have to ignore like 24/7

[brnsknsol11]

Thought it was just me

[chaoticgood-enby]

microwave: mmmmmm

me and my friends, in perfect unison, loudly: mmmmmmmmmmmmm

[skyguyed]

just saying, but finn is what some of y’all wanted kylo ren to be.

switched to the light side

finn decided from day one that he wasn’t gonna kill for the first order. kylo ren decided that he would kidnap, torture, and kill for them. and for himself.

overcame abuse

the “abuse’’ kylo ren endured at snoke/palpatine’s hands doesn’t even come close to what finn got. So kylo heard some voices. Finn got taken from a family he never knew and didn’t even have a name

loved rey

kylo stalked rey. finn supported her. 

force sensitive

impressive and powerful fighter

mysterious

we have no idea who finn’s family is! he’s force sensitive and had no training whatsoever! why did he decide to switch sides when no one else in his company did? kylo on the other hand we basically know everything about. 

good looking

finn is darling and handsome. kylo ren looks like darth emo. out

[saviourfinn]

I’ve said it since TFA : if Finn was played by a white actor, most of the sw fandom wouldn’t give a fuck on Kylo Ren and would hyperfocus on Finn instead. Hell, Finn is a lot like Bucky Barnes (brainwashed soldiers who managed to break free of the conditioning) who is one of the most popular characters of the mcu. Yet Finn remains ignored by most of the fandom.

[evoluwution]

oops i started wolf 359 like four days ago and now it’s gonna be the only thing i talk about for the next 5 years!!!!!

[goddard-futuristics]

sir, thats my emotional support mutant space plant

[pickledkelpie]

[captain-lovelace-deactivated202]

Listen. Listen. Doug Eiffel is not a stupid man, but he is a moron. What do I mean by this, you ask? I mean that he is the kind of person who can figure out how to survive for months on end in a shuttle with extremely limited food and water by cryogenically freezing himself every day and sending distress signals and using the only functioning engine a little bit at a time, but is also the kind of person who sees nothing wrong with smoking a cigarette on a space station. When I say Doug Eiffel is an idiot, I do not mean he is stupid, I mean that even if the man had a shred of common sense at one point he probably used it to make a tiny paper airplane and threw it at someone in a position of authority. Doug Eiffel is prime moron representation. A true fool.

[enraged-chihuahua]

REBLOG THIS BEFORE IT ENDS

[evoluwution]

shower thought

you know how it takes like a whole month to write the correct years on papers after the new year? yeah, that’s gonna happen again, but only like a million times worse because instead of writing a 1 followed by the next digit, it will be a 2. it’s gonna be extra trippy and probably take forever to get used to. especially for gen z lmao bc we spent most of our school years in the 2010s

[thewightknight]

25% of the people have a 4th cone and see colors as they are

Given the sudden interest for the color of dresses and vision, here some of the fascinating findings we did recently.

The color nuances we see depend on the number and distribution of cones (=color receptors) in our eye. You can check this rainbow: how many color nuances do you count?

You see less than 20 color nuances: you are a dichromats, like dogs, which means you have 2 types of cones only. You are likely to wear black, beige, and blue. 25% of the population is dichromat.

You see between 20 and 32 color nuances: you are a trichromat, you have 3 types of cones (in the purple/blue, green and red area). You enjoy different colors as you can appreciate them. 50% of the population is trichromat.

You see between 33 and 39 colors: you are a tetrachromat, like bees, and have 4 types of cones (in the purple/blue, green, red plus yellow area). You are irritated by yellow, so this color will be nowhere to be found in your wardrobe. 25% of the population is tetrachromat.

You see more than 39 color nuances: come on, you are making up things! there are only 39 different colors in the test and probably only 35 are properly translated by your computer screen anyway :)

It is highly probable that people who have an additional 4th cone do not get tricked by blue/black or white/gold dresses, no matter the background light ;)

(x)

[ahaunteddildoforblaine]

I see 21 colors. I had no idea there are so many more.

[chocolatequeennk]

I see 35-39 colours, and I hate the colour yellow. That was actually what made me curious enough to stop scrolling and count. Who knew there was a scientific reason behind my colour preferences? So the idea here is that what I see as annoyingly, garishly bright, most people don’t see as clearly, and that’s why it’s “cheerful?” (I’ve never understood that description of yellow.)

[sassyhail]

I barely saw 18 or 19. Dang :/

[straightboyfriend2]

Im fucking colorblind

[rebeloftheseas]

I see thirty-seven.

THAT’S WHY MY EYES HATE YELLOW SO MUCH?!!!!

[brianmaylove-blog]

Reblog if you miss Freddie Mercury

[peachcardigans-deactivated20200]

“𝒾 𝓌𝑜𝓃'𝓉 𝒷𝑒 𝒶 𝓇𝑜𝒸𝓀 𝓈𝓉𝒶𝓇. 𝒾'𝓁𝓁 𝒷𝑒 𝒶 𝓁𝑒𝑔𝑒𝓃𝒹.”

28 years ago, we lost a beautiful soul. but he will live on forever in our hearts. thank you, freddie, for everything you’ve given us. we miss you so much and we love you so much. 💛

[moustachefreddie]

In loving memory of a beautiful soul

Freddie Mercury (1946 - ∞)

“From the moment I first held a half mic in my bedroom the spirit of him overcame me. As time has gone on, even after filming and promoting the movie, I feel proud to say that his magnetic brilliance and piercing authenticity will remain with me forevermore.

Freddie did not allow anyone to ever put him in a box: he lived his truth the best way he knew how.”

— Rami Malek, foreword to The Great Pretender book.

[abelinthelandofnod]

uptown worm.... into the oval office she will squirm... all her policies are fair but firm... i'd elect her to a second term

[abelinthelandofnod]

uptown snail.... i support him on his campaign trail... he's reforming on a worldwide scale.. he'll put all the billionaires in jail

[thursdaygrrrl]

sometimes I feel like y’all use policing queen as a way to make yourself superior. Some of y’all think that liking old music is your big quirky trait that makes you unique and you make this your one personality trait™️. It’s the only thing you talk about and it belongs to you because YOU LIKED QUEEN FIRST. So when other people start to enjoy queen or other old music y’all are no longer superior, y’all no longer have something unique about yourself and so you harass others. in this essay I will

[dankmemesreasonforliving]