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lil about me thing.

well this song is redundant for me now

#this was the only thing i could think of lmao #queued post #obligatory birthday post #Spotify

‏Welcome 👋

‏I am Ahmed from Gaza. I am 19 years old. I ask you to help me complete my university studies and save me and my family from the genocidal war in Gaza. 🍉😭🇵🇸🙏

Please Share Or Replog Or Donate For My Family 🙏😭🍉❤️

‏You can donate through my link in my bio 👇

‏Here’s the link: https://gofund.me/c4472150

can do! i hope you and your family are able to make it to safety

ahmadresh

‼️Please don’t skip taking a look 🍉🇵🇸

Hi, my name is Naomi, and I’m from Texas. I’m organizing this fundraiser on behalf of my friend, Ahmed Abu Al-Rish, who is in Gaza. This fundraiser is meant to help him and his family escape the genocide.

“Hello, my name is Ahmed, 19 years old from Gaza. I finished high school with a high average and a very good grade, and because of the genocide war on Gaza, I was deprived of enrolling in university. I had dreams and ambitions to study photographic design, but I was deprived of all of that because of the genocide war on Gaza. I was living the best days of my youth. But with the beginning of this war, I became unable to live my normal life. At least our warm house sheltered me and my family until it was bombed for the first time, that damned night. Our house has become like a ghost town. We continued to seek refuge from death there until we were besieged and displaced from our safety under fire to a tent (shelter) in the bitter cold of winter, with the lack of basic necessities of life (water pollution, high cost of living, disease, insect infestation,

‏malnutrition,

‏Difficulty of movement, overcrowding), and many other daily difficulties, especially with the significant increase in prices. This was not the first time we had to be displaced. We moved again from a tent in Rafah to another tent in Khan Yunis. I then returned to our destroyed home to repair what we could to find shelter for my family, despite not having all the basic necessities of life (destroyed sanitation infrastructure and water lines, destroying any form of life). Please help me achieve my dream of completing my academic career at university and for my family to survive this genocide and escape to a safe place. And travel ❤️❤️”

Here’s the link: https://gofund.me/c4472150

‏Hi, my name is Naomi, and I’m from Texas. I’m organizing this fundraiser on… Naomi G needs your support for Donate to Ahmed's Journey to Sa

ahmadresh

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autistic-fuckwad

i think ive got a blood pressure problem i dont think ur spozed to hear blood pumping in your pillow

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i was laying on my Fucking Cat

autistic-fuckwad

sire this is 10 note post territory and 7 are me

heathyr

i saw a post on twitter by a european saying americans are fake for their random compliments to strangers and their general cheery demeanor and like no. no no no you don’t understand. if you get a random compliment from an american on the street about your outfit or whatever, that is 100% genuine. we mean it. we aren’t lying we are making a small but fleeting connection with you because our lives are shitty but the human condition is enduring. oh god i’m clutching my chest

distractedbyshinyobjects

If you get a compliment from a random American on the street, know that they tried their best to keep from saying a peep to you but they literally could not hold it in. They HAD to say something.

fremedon

The other day a tiny gay man in a hurry bumped me on the Metro escalator and said "Sorry, great dress by the way" and then he stopped at the top of the escalator and turned around and said "AND a great hat. THAT is how we do summer!" and SPRINTED for his bus and I coasted on that for the rest of the day.

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So someone’s fee-fees were hurt because Gaza was acknowledged, and Barnard took the racist Islamophobe’s side.

el-shab-hussein

The 'Indigenous Middle Easterners' have now resorted to asking why 'the Middle East' is infiltrating their white All-American colleges.

tamamita

Do you think Musk gives off lex luthor vibes

Well no. One is an absolute incompetent fool, while the other has a genius-level intellect

spaghettioverdose-deactivated20

Lex Luthor's enemy is basically an alien demigod with every bullshit power the writers feel like giving him that day. Lex Luthor still gets the upper hand like all the time.

Elon Musk's main enemy is divorce and it's beating his ass harder than you've ever seen anyone's ass get beaten.

ceasarslegion

A school bully who keeps up with intercommunity issues so that he always uses the most non-problematic terminology to insult you with

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theprofessional-amateur

Looking back it was so funny how high school teachers would pull the "you won't be able to get away with stuff like this in college, your professors expect you to be serious" or any hint that college is a Deeply Serious place.

One year in college I took a summer class on The Canterbury Tales because the super rad professor from my "Saints, Whores, and Warriors: Women of Medieval Europe" class was teaching it and convinced me that learning all the dirty jokes in Chaucer would be a rad way to spend the summer (she was correct).

Anyway, the university assigned us a modular classroom, or a trailer, and she was pissed. It was summer semester, you really couldn't find one classroom on this whole campus for 15 freaks reading Chaucer? Really? So she decided to move the class to the little 1890s house on the other side of campus where the English department was and we could enjoy the nice former living room/dining room for the summer.

She leads us on our trek across campus, not really paying attention to us. We file inside and get seats around the table as she is unpacking her bag and getting set up. Finally she turns around to see all 15 of us eating one of these

"What the...fuck? How? Where did you all get popsicles?" Total bewilderment.

Someone explained that the GRE test prep people where handing them out to students. Her reaction was "well this is unacceptable." And she went and demanded one of her own and we all enjoyed a frozen treat as we discussed the finer point of the Knight's Tale in middle English.

theprofessional-amateur

Not to be confused with the time a kid showed up like 20? 30? minutes late for a different English class with the excuse "sorry, there is a bouncy castle outside and I lost track of time" to which the professor responded "There is a bounce house?! Class dismissed." and just fucking left.

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fellow mr. beast haters and skeptics...they all doubted us but we knew.

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birdsocks

They are studying us in petri dishes

fairuzfan

I think people colonized by the British should have free access to the British museum

fallout-lou-begas

i literally cannot believe that the Snickers snacklish translator is apparently lost media what the fuck

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there used to be a website for a snickers ad campaign that would "translate" anything you put into it into this kind of language and i'm so mad that it's just gone with no archive???

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