[bewareofthecar1966]

oh to be a round little bird and to say beep from time to time

[imsoofuckingsad-deactivated2018]

hi, i ruin everything, nice to meet you

[egberts]

i go to home depot

i eat the tools

[mugendaii]

Stop it

[egberts]

crumch

[notherenottherenotanymore]

If you tried to live on iceburg lettuce alone, you would have to eat 34 heads of lettuce daily and you would spend $17,551 annually before dying of multiple nutrient deficiencies.

[tlredgravity-deactivated2017081]

why was this calculated

[sami-ee-deactivated20170730]

[3rdquartermoon]

ooOooOoOOh

[rohgoreihgiorefdhgirehgreihg-de]

*goes up to a lesbian couple* so which of u is the cheetah (built for speed in open areas) and which of u is the jaguar (built for strength and stealth in wooded foresty areas)

[naaaaaaaaaah-deactivated2020112]

What doesnt kill you makes you dissociate so hard you become a different person

[happiersuggestion]

there are people you haven’t met yet who will love you

[achronicarchive-deactivated2020]

You can discover your favourite band when you’re in your late twenties. You can meet your best friend when you’re in your thirties. You can finally accomplish a life goal when you’re in your fifties. Your youth isn’t the only time frame where amazing, life-changing things can happen.

[vladtheunfollower]

Unrestrained summer fun

[picsthatmakeyougohmm]

hmmm

[princesstigerbelle]

Give them the loops

[kurtiaremade-deactivated2019071]

sometimes u just wanna make out w a girl and like dhejdhdkbedijslsjwie dveiz wosbevuzlwow e dh ejdks s due wlw jse wks s wbwkw lssn djdkswn w sksns wns

[buzzfeeduk]

[jerryterry]

[mgs3pe]

[klubbhead]

[greenmossloveisreal1998iloveyou]

deactivating my bones tonight for a little blob action

[self-healing]

stop believing that you ran out of time to shape yourself into who you want to be! stop believing that its ruined! stop believing you don’t have potential! you are not a fixed being! you have endless opportunities to grow.

[lumnch]

My neighbor kid: HIII!!! HEEYYYYY, WHY ARE YOU- *starts running towards me very fast* WHY’S YOUR HAIR PINK???

Me, frantically struggling to unlock my front door: I don’t know!!!

[kidrat]

brain: u gotta be… The Best™

me: ok so we’ll work hard then?

brain: no work… only Best.