the wind blows towards tomorrow!

[gluten-free-pussy]

I was high off my ass last night and had this dream where I was in this dense ass forest and sitting there was a tall woman. She was so tall I couldn’t see her face but she was wearing gold and I was like “uh…hi?” And she said “I made you, do you know that?” And I nodded and she was like “I hear your thoughts. Why do you hate my creation? Why do you try to destroy yourself? I made you perfect as you are. Please don’t break my heart”. Then she started crying and it flooded and I woke up with fucking heart palpitations like what does it Mean™️????

[animution11]

[royalhans]

polar opposite of this post

[hrmsketches]

inspiration struck and would not let me go until i drew this

[gluten-free-pussy]

This is really beautiful!!!

[orphetoon]

i drew this months ago but whatever. the golden deer have a running gag of betting child naming rights and u cant convince me otherwise

[renxamamiya]

[captainsnoop-deactivated2020041]

how do you think kojima felt when people guessed the twist in MGSV from the first trailer two years before the game came out, based solely on the fact that Venom Snake was vaping 

[captainsnoop-deactivated2020041]

[hymnofvalefor]

this piece of metal gear history always amazes me

[dogpasta]

I was recently struck with a VERY good idea

[flygons-sandpit]

Dirt!

[snowflakeeel]

- @jistring

[wizzardbaby]

PUT YOUR HAND IN THAT CRACK

AND YOU WONT GET IT BACK

[chickenwhite]

WHEEEEN THE JAWS OPEN WIDE

AND THERE’S MORE JAWS INSIDE

[your-mouths-a-constellation]

WHEN IT SWIMS ON A REEF

AND HAS TWO SETS OF TEETH

[lennythereviewer]

WHEN IT JUMPS FROM THE MUCK

AND YOU SCREAM “WHAT THE FUCK!?”

[mii-god317]

HERES SOME THING I FOUND ON MY DISCORD SERVER ITS FUCKING GOLDEN

[tati-buns]

Wh-

[luckyrabbits]

HELP

[agrifuture]

[luisonte]

[ed-longshanks]

just boys bein boys

[nerdlingwrites]

When they talk about boys being boys, this is the kind of dumb ass, 4-guys-sharing-1-brain-cell nonsense they should be referring to.

[deadgodjess]

“Okay that’s cool but how do they plan to deal with stopping…?”

“…”

“Ah. I see. They didn’t.”

[evilwvergil]

Luigi’s Mansion 3 (2019) 👻

[catchymemes]

[malwizard]

im translating russian memes for practice and i... theyre so fucking funny

me: *flips pillow over to the cold side and goes back to sleep*

nurse who's been watching me in a coma for the past 5 years:

[gjsxj0]

sugar baby

[badjokesbyjeff]

A storm blew away 25% of my roof last night.

Oof

[first-lady-of-infinity-deactiva]

I had to stop, look up from my phone, and take a deep breath before reblogging.

[prokopetz]

I really appreciate that the Netflix Castlevania adaptation looked at the fact that Dracula’s sprite is so much larger than Trevor’s, and where they could have acknowledged it as the result of technical limitations of the NES console, instead they said “no, Dracula is actually just eight feet tall”.

[atomicvikings]

Lisa went into that castle, saw that tall spooky man, and thought, “That’s a whole ass husband”, and I can totally level with her

[zeroselfawareness]

[automaticgiraffe]

Girls night out.  I don’t know why I drew this

For all intents and purposes they’re drinking root beer

[incorrect-skullgirls-quotes]

My personal theory is that Beowulf knows it's a video game and just goes along with the script like a good stage performer, but he doesn't realize (almost) everyone else DOESN'T know it's a game

Beowulf: It’s only a game. Why do you have to be mad?

Everyone except for Peacock: ?????

[burning-mind]

To be fair, Venus and Aeon would also know.

[incorrect-skullgirls-quotes]

Yeah but Venus and Aeon are on the other side of the 4th wall, they’re playing the game

For the people in the responses

Robo-Fortune and Marie I’ll agree with because of that “did you just give away a major plot point” “don’t worry. No one will think any of this nonsense is canon” exchange and Double is probably just the Mother’s self-insert

[flamewarp]

God that’s a hilarious way to put it. “She’s like a nun but EVIL, and she can turn into anything she wants, and she has a cool legion voice but nobody is weirded out by iit, and she can beat all the other characters, and she can send people into a hell dimension, and-”