claude von bottom

CJ | it took me almost 10 years to find a url i actually wanted to stick with and it's still some weeb shit

[progerin-deactivated20190330]

If I eated a brain prion. No I didn’tbecause I did. No I didn’t❤️

[important-animal-images]

[psygull]

hitting dorian gray with a car and he stands up completely fine meanwhile in his attic a painting flies off the wall and lands in a splintered heap

[o6eiyrskb4hg7rix8hih-deactivate]

“you wanna know how i this insane?”

the joker

[mediumsizedboy]

are you serious?

[o6eiyrskb4hg7rix8hih-deactivate]

[inside-my-gay-mind]

[sludgebitch]

accidentally jerking on instead of jerking off and all the cum shoots painfully back in to my penis

[amygdalae]

hey girl… *perpetuates the unending cycle*

[hewwwwkayyyy-deactivated2022090]

You suddenly switch bodies with your icon. On a scale of 1 to 10, (10 being the highest value) how well are you coping with that change?

[batmanego]

undergoing a process of embiggening

[batmanego]

good lord

[lynati]

How much water did you ADD?!?

[prohaloplayer-deactivated202601]

the mining dwarfer seems to pick his axe at night

[lonestatus]

girl it's a single sentence

[charlottan]

need you to be not so toughies on me.

[g5-iguazu-deactivated20240408]

Hard at work at the yaoi factory

[g5-iguazu-deactivated20240408]

They fucking called fujOSHA on us

[tiktoks-we-like]

[certifiedlibraryposts]

Certified Library Post

[trans4trans]

google search Beautiful rocks near me

[trans4trans]

you are like a poet of some sort

[lesbiansgoal]

[shirtsthatgohard]

[only-cat-memes]

[nasirlye]

[femmenietzsche]

Almost blocked someone for being a bot because their URL ended in a string of numbers but then I realized the numbers were 42069 and I wanted to apologize like when a nobleman fails to recognize his king disguised in the garb of a commoner