E Vs. YOU

@evstheworld-blog

Once upon there was a bratty little teenager with damn fine hair who lived in Vegas and inexplicably worked for the most peaceful faction. On his weekends and all the rest of the time, he would insult people for his own (and your) amusement. His name was E This is his story. (E will go out of his way to rustle some jimmies, don't be too offended. It's kind of his thing)

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DId I ever tell you how gay you were? Very.

What the fuck are you even basing that on. Bitches love me.

Aw, did I upset you? Not my fault you don't want to admit you like dick.

WILL YOU FUCK OFF.

BAD ENOUGH THAT I HAVE TO LOOK AT YOUR STUPID FACE ALL DAY BUT NOW YOU'RE HERE. FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU.

I want to cum inside E's asshole

Dude, what the actual fuck.

This is the Tumblr bear hug, ⊂(￣(ｴ)￣)⊃. Pass this to 15 of your favorite Tumblrs to let them know that you love them! (◕‿◕✿)

Get out.

Ha, I found your jokes regarding my name quite amusing. Yes, I understood both of them you clever little shit.

Isn't "quite amusing" code for "I was insulted but I'm pretending not to be"?

Either way, from one clever little shit to another, congratulations on being able to fucking comprehend a string of words longer than "the molerat sat on the mat"

You are proof that God has a sense of humor.

You are proof there is no god.

Hey you bloody fucking cunt, Fix my damn fucking leg, Its been almost two months since you were suppose to fix it!

You should have gone to a doctor, not a fucking scribe then, you idiot. It can go septic for all I care.

So, E. I don't comprehend why so manypeople insult your name. It suits you well enough; after all, why should they care? You're not their child. ~Courier Venus

Did you know that the planet for which you are named has a diameter of 7,520 miles? Only slightly smaller than your waistline.

If this was too clever for you, being that you're a courier and they seem to be prone to brain damage, here's another one that's more on your level: your name rhymes with penis.

"You never slow down to think, I guess it's too painful to spend time with your own thoughts."

I spend a lot of time with my own thoughts. It sure beats listening to the whining and bitching of other people.

looks like NK is going to nuke us, well see you after the Great War inbred :D

Oh fuck are you serious?

Someone is going to nuke us?

The post apocalyptic wasteland?

Life will be so incredibly different that I don't think I'll be able to cope.

do you ever tired of being random?

I'm not fucking "random"

why is your name a letter?

Why is your name Fanboy of Levels Mare Milky Pony Teats?

"I think you call yourself E cause you're too damn to spell."

You're right, I am "too damn to spell".

Idiot.

your name is ugly

It's one fucking letter, you fuckwad. What do you have against the alphabet?

How can you tell if they're ugly when they're anon though?

If they weren't ugly, they wouldn't be hiding themselves would they?

Also, what did you do to piss off so many anons? I'm legitimately confused :s

By telling them the truth mostly.

The truth usually being that they're ugly idiots who don't deserve to breathe my air.

Anyone ever tell you you look like Alfred E Neuman?

Who the fuck is he.

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