Oh, For Cute!

I'm unusual; I'm remarkable.

[sillyanmurphy]

[veiledacrossthestars]

IM SO SHOOK YES QUEEN DRAG HIM

[setheverman]

okay so what’s the mood for june?

[ussewa]

[curlsandstems]

Lemme bless y’all with this video

[great-tweets]

wait WHAT

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Wait, so… does -copter come *from* helicopter? 

[reverberereration]

Yep! This is called rebracketing. Another famous example would be “-burger”: the original food item is named after the German city, [Hamburg]+[er], but got semantically reinterpreted as [ham]+[burger]. Now it’s used as a suffix indicating a type of sandwich.

[priestessamy]

I love etymology!!!!!

[bridezillas-deactivated20130208]

are you really bisexual?

Prove it, complete this bisexual obstacle course

[crocusoster]

omg can I please?

that sounds fun

Like some kind of bisexual Wipeout

[iunosteel]

If you think the Bisexual Obstacle course was hard, just wait until you see the Pansexual’s Labyrinth.

[awalkingaesthetic]

I wasn’t sure if I was going to reblog this until I saw “Pansexual’s Labyrinth”.

[user-7563920579284]

Don’t forget about the Asexual’s Mirror Maze

[taosnipple]

And the Transgender Triathlon

[kitchenwitchupinthisbitch]

OMG I’m DEAD!!

[thesassycat]

You can only reblog this today.

[makestheworldtastegood]

When dogs make eye contact with you and start wagging their tail, then you start talking to them and they wag it harder

Reblog if u agree

[acautionarytale]

I mean, I’m not opposed

[crystal-farmer]

[crystal-farmer]

Judging You

A Memoir

[crystal-farmer]

Came home from work, set my crystals out to charge, ate an entire pint of ice cream. It’s Halo Top, so that’s like only eating half a pint of Ben and Jerry’s, right?

[missjamiekaye]

Y'all!! LUSH is doing a trans rights event with “How to Be a Trans Ally” information booklets, charity items and everything.

[crystal-farmer]

Found a photo on Facebook of three of my staff posed like Charlie’s Angels with the caption:

Lush Beauties aka Kendra’s Angels

Should I change my profile picture to this?

[crystal-farmer]

I forgot to get the marinade going for tonight’s dinner

The only thing we had planned and that’s fucked. Now it’s freezer roulette for dinner.

[crystal-farmer]

So last night’s dinner wasn’t so bad! Baked salmon and English pea orzo.

Tonight though, tonight was fantastic. I was able to make the Coq au Vin I’d planned on making yesterday and it was fantastic and it could be the wine talking, but I’m Team French cuisine now.

[crystal-farmer]

I forgot to get the marinade going for tonight’s dinner

The only thing we had planned and that’s fucked. Now it’s freezer roulette for dinner.

[stuffaboutminneapolis]

Dog with pipe in mouth (1875) by the Minnesota Historical Society

[lux-atomica]

This is stupid. Take my money.