seduction eyes?!?!?!?!

egg bread probably

[tatianamaslanys]

[fullmetalfisting]

Jk Rowling: “dumbledore is rollerblading in every scene. He rollerblades everywhere and hasn’t walked in 30 years. It is never mentioned because it wasn’t relevant to Harry’s journey”

[fullmetalfisting]

I’m getting messages saying this post is homophobic please reblog if you support dumbledore and his quest to make life his roller derby

[sappharah]

clarke griffin literally fell from the sky, set 300 people on fire, destroyed an entire civilization and seduced the commander of another. what a legend.

[evxdevo-blog]

[1-800youwish]

heres the realest shit ever: literally no one is going to pressure you to do drugs in high school

literally no one

[hipster-trichster]

an encounter i had in 10th grade in a bathroom

person: hey we’re about to smoke some pot do you want some?

me: nah i got a test in like 20 minutes i just have to pee

person: alright good luck

[publicuniversalbren]

actual highschool party I’ve been to 

person: I brought beer!

people: aaaaaaa yyyyeeeaaahhh

person: want some?!?!

Me: no I don’t drink

person: GOOD MORE FOR US HERE’S SOME SODA

[shrineart]

On the bus: Dude: Do you want a cigarette? Me: Dude I’m asthmatic. I’d die. Dude: Okay, cool, cool.

[unicorndildos]

6th period math: 

friend: hey, you want a weed brownie?

me: nah I’m good. 

friend: cool.

[pvrx]

Lunch

Some girl: You guys wanna smoke weed in the stairwell??

Us: not really

Girl: Okay friends, if you want any later my name’s Zoey, i always sit here

[monicanna-mess]

Guy: do you want a cigarette?

Me: I don’t smoke

Guy: good, don’t start

(that happened on multiple occasions with different people)

[colt-kun]

Seriously I was pressured into reading the Twilight books 1000x more than any drugs or alcohol

[itsindigowhite]

The last one

[love-order-chaos-repeat]

^^^

[badlydrawneverything]

[evxdevo-blog]

person: How are you?

me: i literally have no idea

[ledger-heath]

colors // halsey

[teardropsonmyguitar]

[action-catss]

My cat is extremely photogenic

[zlladay]

already choking on my pride

art by jack vanzet

[action-catss]

according to my psych teacher when ur 26 ur gonna have an epiphany bc ur prefrontal cortex is done developing and ur gonna realize how stupid you’ve been and apologize to ur parents and stop making impulsive decisions and thats why grown ups are so boring.

so there u go @evxdevo

[evxdevo-blog]

nooooooo but I like my impulsive decisions I DON'T WANT TO BUY WHOLE GRAIN CHEERIOS AND NOT FEEL EXCITED ABOUT JUICE

[action-catss]

Ur fave is problematic

Jana @evxdevo: -Eats on the metro -Doesn’t wear her own clothes -Bought too much flour that one time -Accidentally broke a hole in her garage wall -showers at 1 in the morning -such a terrible influence smh

[evxdevo-blog]

ten months sober, i must admit just because i’m clean don’t mean i don’t miss it ten months older, i won’t give in now that i’m clean, i’m never gonna risk it

[evxdevo-blog]

I’m never gonna walk away

I’m always gonna have your back

and if nothing else, you can always count on that

When you need me, I promise I will never let you down (x)

[clonespiracy]

[evxdevo-blog]

(x)