"Dancing? Is that all you think I do with my time?" he hoisted his club over his shoulders angrily, "Because I could gladly show you what else I do."
'i'm sure you could. now, why don't you go and show somebody who actually cares.'

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"Dancing? Is that all you think I do with my time?" he hoisted his club over his shoulders angrily, "Because I could gladly show you what else I do."
'i'm sure you could. now, why don't you go and show somebody who actually cares.'
Andy frowned sadly, “But regina… what better than to heal an ache than to have fun with friends? I mean if I could I’d gift you robin but since I cant the least I could do is help you have a little fun to heal you. comeon itll be fun… sven has carrots.”
'can we please not talk about Robin? go and have fun, Andy. i'll be f i n e, i assure you.'
He frowned at her, “I simply ignore it. I’m used to a much more… intelligent form of comments.”
'you're used to dancing around camp fires with pre-pubescent boys. i shouldn't have expected a decent conversation.'
“ The game is rigged. The villains never W I N. ”
"You suppose!? Come now this is great! fireworks, drinks, friends, little bonefires oh they are so cute! Regina this is a wonderful holiday and you don’t even have to bring gifts to this one!"
'no, i'd rather spend it by myself, but thank you, Andy.'
"What’s happy about it? I didn’t get to live to see it."
'clearly somebody can't detect sarcasm.'
'happy new year, I suppose.'
Rude Awakening || youbroughtmehome (ofdeals)
He could feel her obvious hatred radiating off her. Oh yes she was most certainly slapping herself mentally. What a cruel twist of fate this was, placing the dark one and the evil queen together wedded and happy. The entire thing was a recipe for trouble, but Rumple liked trouble. He adored trouble, he practically thrived off the madness of others, so this task would not prove to be difficult in the slightest. Play the romantic for a while toy with the heart, that was his front that was what he was good at.
Playing with peoples emotions was an excellent way for him to get what he wanted and with Regina wrapped around his finger, or soon to be, he could do anything. And all he had to do was kiss and fuck the women a few times, it couldn’t be that and besides it wasn’t as if she was unfortunate looking she actually was quite pretty.
Rumple could hear the wavering in her voice at his good morning. He was getting to her already and he hadn’t even started.
"Aren’t I always right" he said roaming his hands down her sides. "Let me take care of you" he mused pressing another kiss to her neck. He smirked burring his face in her neck just saying there for moment before slowly moving his lips to her ear. "I think you know" he said his eyes glowing with the new found lust
Regina knew that she was going to have to play him. He may not know who he is, but she did and that was enough to make her skin crawl and her blood boil. Was this really the life she was condemmed to live now? This wasn't her happy ending. And she knew that if he knew, it wouldn't be his either. Although, she would love to see his face knowing that his curse had gone wrong. That they'd ended up with the one person that they despised. However, she had her own cursed memories telling her that they were happy. That they were the most feared couple in town and she supposed that would have to be good enough for now. Whether she liked it or not.
The brunette almost cursed herself for how her body reacted to his touch, because as much as she tried to ignore it, she couldn't. "Mm, but don't let it go to your head" she teased, the wavering to her voice completely vanished, replaced by a newfound lust as his hands roamed down her sides, feeling his heated touch through the silk of her pajama top. She found herself canting her head backwards to give him more room to access her neck, she supposed she could let herself enjoy this, use him for her own pleasure. "Mm, I think you're going to need to show me" she purred, shifting slightly so that she was able to face him, lips hovering just above his own as she spoke.
{;out of evil - Man, I really want some GoldenQueen tonight. Like, pretty please?}
"Fair point. I didn’t catch what you said though."
"I asked how exactly it is you're alive."
“Considering the fact that I enjoy where my head currently resides, I intended it in any way that does not offend you.”
"Relax, you'd be of no use to me dead."
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✖✖ “Were you speaking to me?”
"Well, there's nobody else here."
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”I’m sorry I, —— that did not come out the way I intended it to.”
"And how exactly did you intend it, Miss Swann?"
“Regina, just w a i t. I can’t track down this Snow Queen on my own”
"And what do you p l a n on doing once you find her, Miss Swan? Whine at her until she agrees to not go through with her plans?"
“This is coming from the women who conjures fire, with her h a n d?”
"It's called magic, I'm sure even forest dwellers like yourself have heard of it."
+4 hands in the treasure chest.
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"…Bugger. W-where am I? I don’t remember falling asleep here."
"My porch. Now, if you don't mind, get the Hell off of it."
//I need some mega smut, storylines, love shit ever. Gotta get my mind off of rl. So hit me up.
{;Regina volunteers :P}