his mouth speaks love without a word

its e_woman not ewo-man =I

[thottistani-deactivated20220220]

No gay has all 5:

- A job

- Good relationship with father

- Neurotypical brain

- Ability to top

- Driver’s license

[garbage-empress]

this is a fun post because people will say how many they have in the tags then you get to figure out which ones.

[ewoman]

Jeffery sit the fuck down thank you for not COMPLETELY BIFFING IT BUT YOU ARE NOT LOUIS

[donttelltheelff]

[empyrean11]

Is Lukey that much better defensively than Davis? 🤷‍♀️

[empyrean11]

@ewoman I just need the world to know that I nearly fell off my chair laughing at this

[florencemachines]

DARK (2017-2020) dir Baran bo Odar

[kimio7]

[ewoman]

*Putting on my clown makeup* 🤡

Maybe today will be better

[ewoman]

AMC playing A League of Their Own on this Wednesday morning just to hurt me specifically I think

[based--ball]

current jays fans: were you already a fan of the jays in 2024

yes (and was on tumblr about it)

yes (but wasn't on tumblr about it yet)

no (started being a fan in 2025)

no (started being a fan in 2026)

not a jays fan/results/etc

Voting ended onJul 23

well now i want to know

(to clarify, if you were on tumblr but only for other things, that would be "not on tumblr about it yet")

[ewoman]

I didn't even get a bingo

[ewoman]

And here we are after the 1st

I've got one dead square on the evil bingo at least

[erniesgoldglove]

*ੈ✩‧₊˚ Blue Jays Bingo Card Generator ₊⊹.݁⟡.~ examples:

⋆˖𖥔˖ ☠ Blue Jays Bingo Card Generator (EVIL VERSION) ☠ ˖𖥔˖⋆ examples:

some guidelines:

squares are about the jays unless otherwise indicated

all strikeouts are subway strikeouts whether or not the subway strikeout promo has been read yet

feel free to send asks if you dont understand a square

also feel free to send asks if you have suggestions to add

use #jays bingo when sharing your card before and after the game <3

[thickness-protection-program]

Why is this heat so hot 😩

[fagapult]

It’s the heat

[thickness-protection-program]

Source?

[mamoswole]

[thickness-protection-program]

[pepsimansthickjuicymeatyschlong]

[ewoman]

^thats a veggietales screenshot?!? i think???

[mojsvijet]

you’re welcome everyone

[mcttvierlings]

ERNDOG COMING IN CLUTCH

[mcttvierlings]

i actually find it funny how the entire asg tag is just jays fans yall really took over tumblr /pos

[imacone]

decades