As often was the case of Gutsâ sad tale, luck was not on his side this day.
âOhhh,â Feigned surprise mocked the swordsman from above where he lay face first in the dirt, âso you do need my help. Very well.â Shoes grinding the dry earth filled the mercenaryâs left ear as the glimpse of a knee tucking in next to his shoulder. A few strands of flaxen blonde hair daring to slip and dangle next to his grimy cheek when heâd suddenly feel a a cold hand close firmly around the back of the cursed armorâs lapel; knuckles brushing against the nape of his ever so vulnerable neck.
With a swift heave, the dirt, trees and bits of the sky whipped past Gutsâ vision in a blur. Suddenly, heâd find himself gaping up at the heavens smeared with patches of fluffy clouds. The sun, bright and warm this midday, gleamed down on them as a familiar sly grin appeared far too closely next to the mercenaryâs face.
âThink you can walk, princess?â Somehow, in that blur of movement, the serpent had taken Guts and literally swept him off his unsteady feet. Any mortal man would have broken his back attempting to carry Guts in all his armor, but the leviathan bared the weight effortlessly. And he hardly seemed deterred by the smell that clung to his âcatchâ as he walked them over towards where Dragon Slayer laid in wait.
  Yeah, yeah, he had better eat this moment up before the struggler regains enough strength to run the Dragon Slayer through his smug jaw. It might not amount to much--Jeremiah could shrug off the blast of a goddamned cannonball--but itâs the satisfaction of the act that counts.
  A bitterly defeated scowl refuses to leave Gutsâ face as the serpent looks down on him as though he were a noble and Guts a trodden-on peasant. Heâs betting Jeremiahâs gonna pull something funny, but much to his surprise--other than a telling swipe of the neck--heâs safe.
  âI donât know, sweetheart; wouldnât wanna ruin this moment between us.â Even in jest, the words are a bad taste, and make Guts want to puke. A few seconds is more than enough to feel his ego bruising while heâs being carried like this. Isnât much longer before Guts begins to struggle and writhe, until he wrestles free and smacks the ground hard again with a grunt. Unlike last time, however, the Dragon Slayer lays within his reach. Itâs like his second wind, for the moment he takes hold he finds enough strength to help himself to his feet. By the hilt, the blade is his crutch. Guts looks to his old pal, offering a smile and a nod of thanks.
  And then he lurches just one little step, launching the tip of the Dragon Slayer for that spot right between Jeremiahâs eyes. Itâs a feint---the point stops a mere inch from the bulls-eye.
  âThat wouldâve been for callinâ me princess,â he spits.