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Coffee! How ya been doing bud?

@reminders-of-rhodes

"ATTICUS!!"

Lil' Coffee dashes toward Atticus, throwing himself into his arms with all his weight, beginning to rub his head affectionately. "I-I missed you!!" The cat speaks while continuing to shower affection upon affection, purring throughout the process.

"I... I've been fine, actually!" Lil' Coffee finally responds "I had to sort some things out beforehand, which is why I disappeared, but now I'm back!! And what about you??"

He asks with curious eyes, his ears perked up in full attention.

(He hugs him tightly) honestly I’ve just been living, got a letter from some mortals who apparently worship me, which is interesting

"Oooh?" Lil' Coffee is intrigued by the news "Worshipers, that's a good thing! It means your influence is spreading!"

Lil' Coffee's face lights up when he thinks about the possibilities "Think about it, your influence becoming as powerful as that of other gods, with many people building temples and making offerings to you!!"

The cat's mind runs fertile with such imagination "Honestly, you deserve it; more people should know more about you. You are one of the most extraordinary gods that exist!"

My question is why mortals, you know?

"Huh?" Lil' Coffee is taken aback by Atticus's question and is genuinely surprised "Because they are the ones who usually worship the gods?? And they also give them all that power and influence?"

Coffee, my main worshippers are shades because I deliver final messa-ohhhhh

"Ohhhhh?" Lil' Coffee repeats right after Atticus "What is that? Did your mind click on something?"

He then thought for a moment longer "I mean... you kind of form that bridge between shades and mortals, right? it wouldn't be surprising if they became grateful for your work and started worshipping you"

Yeah I just realized they’re probably the shades family members or loved ones

"well, that's good, isn't it? i mean, they're rewarding you for the service you provided them. i'm sure they're happy to have someone helping them communicate with the shades"

Lil' Coffee ponders that "it's quite a noble job, isn't it? you're helping both sides through your services!"

I guess that’s right, but I guess I must be pretty scary to mortals, on the rare occasion I teleport to them instead of a bit off

"well, i think anyone would be startled to see someone suddenly appearing near them, wouldn't they? it kind of activates the fight-or-flight instinct, i think"

Yeah, but typically I appear within about 3 kilometers of them so…

"it's a good distance, in my opinion, but i still don't see why they would be afraid of you when you are such a benevolent god"

Lil' Coffee puffs out his chest to show pride "in fact, i believe that your greatness is so immense that they can only fear a little! you are simply the best of all the gods, and they don't know how to react to such a presence!"

Oooo, be careful, Zeus might smite you for saying that

Lil' Coffee lets out a big laugh "haha! smite me? the dead cat? oh yeah, i'm betting to see that, as if he could!"

Lil' Coffee then looks around, whispering afterwards "he's not here, right?? i mean, it's not like he has eyes scattered all over Gaia... probably"

Good question, no idea, but let’s hope not, yeah?

"yeaaah, i wouldn't want to get into another mess after that farmer asked me for compensation for his lost chickens"

What farmer?

"oh, a random one i found while walking through the Mortal Realm. i accidentally scared away his chickens and received a letter from Hermes asking for compensation for the damage"

Huh, how much did he ask for?

"I think it was around 15 gold bars?? Or something like that"

For chickens?!

Lil' Coffee shrugs "I mean, they were kind of his source of income, and he depended on them for other things too, sooo..."

Still, it’s gold bars!

"Well, there's not much I can do. The guy seemed pretty stubborn when I met him"

Lil' Coffee seems pretty relaxed considering he just got into debt with someone "Hermes seemed quite calm about it, saying I didn't need to worry because the guy just lives in the Mortal Realm"

Yeah, I mean, he can’t really punish you

"He's trying to pull a Zeus on me, can you believe it? And I am a cat! A. Freaking. Cat!!"

Lil' Coffee snorts through his nose "Nah, I don't need to worry about that anyway. Who knows, maybe I'll make it up to the guy someday if I feel sorry for him"

Fair enough, honestly

Lil' Coffee adjusts the position in Atticus's arms to something similar to how a parent holds their baby

"... Hey, I had an idea. Want to play a prank on some unsuspecting mortals?"

What are we thinking?

"you know those times when people think you're holding a baby, only to get close enough to see it's not one? yea, that's what i thought!"

Oooo! That sounds fun!

"let's do it then! >:3"

"you can wrap me in a blanket and pretend to be taking care of a baby. i want to see people's faces when they realize it's a cat >:^"

Coffee! How ya been doing bud?

@reminders-of-rhodes

"ATTICUS!!"

Lil' Coffee dashes toward Atticus, throwing himself into his arms with all his weight, beginning to rub his head affectionately. "I-I missed you!!" The cat speaks while continuing to shower affection upon affection, purring throughout the process.

"I... I've been fine, actually!" Lil' Coffee finally responds "I had to sort some things out beforehand, which is why I disappeared, but now I'm back!! And what about you??"

He asks with curious eyes, his ears perked up in full attention.

(He hugs him tightly) honestly I’ve just been living, got a letter from some mortals who apparently worship me, which is interesting

"Oooh?" Lil' Coffee is intrigued by the news "Worshipers, that's a good thing! It means your influence is spreading!"

Lil' Coffee's face lights up when he thinks about the possibilities "Think about it, your influence becoming as powerful as that of other gods, with many people building temples and making offerings to you!!"

The cat's mind runs fertile with such imagination "Honestly, you deserve it; more people should know more about you. You are one of the most extraordinary gods that exist!"

My question is why mortals, you know?

"Huh?" Lil' Coffee is taken aback by Atticus's question and is genuinely surprised "Because they are the ones who usually worship the gods?? And they also give them all that power and influence?"

Coffee, my main worshippers are shades because I deliver final messa-ohhhhh

"Ohhhhh?" Lil' Coffee repeats right after Atticus "What is that? Did your mind click on something?"

He then thought for a moment longer "I mean... you kind of form that bridge between shades and mortals, right? it wouldn't be surprising if they became grateful for your work and started worshipping you"

Yeah I just realized they’re probably the shades family members or loved ones

"well, that's good, isn't it? i mean, they're rewarding you for the service you provided them. i'm sure they're happy to have someone helping them communicate with the shades"

Lil' Coffee ponders that "it's quite a noble job, isn't it? you're helping both sides through your services!"

I guess that’s right, but I guess I must be pretty scary to mortals, on the rare occasion I teleport to them instead of a bit off

"well, i think anyone would be startled to see someone suddenly appearing near them, wouldn't they? it kind of activates the fight-or-flight instinct, i think"

Yeah, but typically I appear within about 3 kilometers of them so…

"it's a good distance, in my opinion, but i still don't see why they would be afraid of you when you are such a benevolent god"

Lil' Coffee puffs out his chest to show pride "in fact, i believe that your greatness is so immense that they can only fear a little! you are simply the best of all the gods, and they don't know how to react to such a presence!"

Oooo, be careful, Zeus might smite you for saying that

Lil' Coffee lets out a big laugh "haha! smite me? the dead cat? oh yeah, i'm betting to see that, as if he could!"

Lil' Coffee then looks around, whispering afterwards "he's not here, right?? i mean, it's not like he has eyes scattered all over Gaia... probably"

Good question, no idea, but let’s hope not, yeah?

"yeaaah, i wouldn't want to get into another mess after that farmer asked me for compensation for his lost chickens"

What farmer?

"oh, a random one i found while walking through the Mortal Realm. i accidentally scared away his chickens and received a letter from Hermes asking for compensation for the damage"

Huh, how much did he ask for?

"I think it was around 15 gold bars?? Or something like that"

For chickens?!

Lil' Coffee shrugs "I mean, they were kind of his source of income, and he depended on them for other things too, sooo..."

Still, it’s gold bars!

"Well, there's not much I can do. The guy seemed pretty stubborn when I met him"

Lil' Coffee seems pretty relaxed considering he just got into debt with someone "Hermes seemed quite calm about it, saying I didn't need to worry because the guy just lives in the Mortal Realm"

Yeah, I mean, he can’t really punish you

"He's trying to pull a Zeus on me, can you believe it? And I am a cat! A. Freaking. Cat!!"

Lil' Coffee snorts through his nose "Nah, I don't need to worry about that anyway. Who knows, maybe I'll make it up to the guy someday if I feel sorry for him"

Fair enough, honestly

Lil' Coffee adjusts the position in Atticus's arms to something similar to how a parent holds their baby

"... Hey, I had an idea. Want to play a prank on some unsuspecting mortals?"

What are we thinking?

"you know those times when people think you're holding a baby, only to get close enough to see it's not one? yea, that's what i thought!"

#//IT'S BEEN SO LONG OMG

Coffee! How ya been doing bud?

@reminders-of-rhodes

"ATTICUS!!"

Lil' Coffee dashes toward Atticus, throwing himself into his arms with all his weight, beginning to rub his head affectionately. "I-I missed you!!" The cat speaks while continuing to shower affection upon affection, purring throughout the process.

"I... I've been fine, actually!" Lil' Coffee finally responds "I had to sort some things out beforehand, which is why I disappeared, but now I'm back!! And what about you??"

He asks with curious eyes, his ears perked up in full attention.

(He hugs him tightly) honestly I’ve just been living, got a letter from some mortals who apparently worship me, which is interesting

"Oooh?" Lil' Coffee is intrigued by the news "Worshipers, that's a good thing! It means your influence is spreading!"

Lil' Coffee's face lights up when he thinks about the possibilities "Think about it, your influence becoming as powerful as that of other gods, with many people building temples and making offerings to you!!"

The cat's mind runs fertile with such imagination "Honestly, you deserve it; more people should know more about you. You are one of the most extraordinary gods that exist!"

My question is why mortals, you know?

"Huh?" Lil' Coffee is taken aback by Atticus's question and is genuinely surprised "Because they are the ones who usually worship the gods?? And they also give them all that power and influence?"

Coffee, my main worshippers are shades because I deliver final messa-ohhhhh

"Ohhhhh?" Lil' Coffee repeats right after Atticus "What is that? Did your mind click on something?"

He then thought for a moment longer "I mean... you kind of form that bridge between shades and mortals, right? it wouldn't be surprising if they became grateful for your work and started worshipping you"

Yeah I just realized they’re probably the shades family members or loved ones

"well, that's good, isn't it? i mean, they're rewarding you for the service you provided them. i'm sure they're happy to have someone helping them communicate with the shades"

Lil' Coffee ponders that "it's quite a noble job, isn't it? you're helping both sides through your services!"

I guess that’s right, but I guess I must be pretty scary to mortals, on the rare occasion I teleport to them instead of a bit off

"well, i think anyone would be startled to see someone suddenly appearing near them, wouldn't they? it kind of activates the fight-or-flight instinct, i think"

Yeah, but typically I appear within about 3 kilometers of them so…

"it's a good distance, in my opinion, but i still don't see why they would be afraid of you when you are such a benevolent god"

Lil' Coffee puffs out his chest to show pride "in fact, i believe that your greatness is so immense that they can only fear a little! you are simply the best of all the gods, and they don't know how to react to such a presence!"

Oooo, be careful, Zeus might smite you for saying that

Lil' Coffee lets out a big laugh "haha! smite me? the dead cat? oh yeah, i'm betting to see that, as if he could!"

Lil' Coffee then looks around, whispering afterwards "he's not here, right?? i mean, it's not like he has eyes scattered all over Gaia... probably"

Good question, no idea, but let’s hope not, yeah?

"yeaaah, i wouldn't want to get into another mess after that farmer asked me for compensation for his lost chickens"

What farmer?

"oh, a random one i found while walking through the Mortal Realm. i accidentally scared away his chickens and received a letter from Hermes asking for compensation for the damage"

Huh, how much did he ask for?

"I think it was around 15 gold bars?? Or something like that"

For chickens?!

Lil' Coffee shrugs "I mean, they were kind of his source of income, and he depended on them for other things too, sooo..."

Still, it’s gold bars!

"Well, there's not much I can do. The guy seemed pretty stubborn when I met him"

Lil' Coffee seems pretty relaxed considering he just got into debt with someone "Hermes seemed quite calm about it, saying I didn't need to worry because the guy just lives in the Mortal Realm"

Yeah, I mean, he can’t really punish you

"He's trying to pull a Zeus on me, can you believe it? And I am a cat! A. Freaking. Cat!!"

Lil' Coffee snorts through his nose "Nah, I don't need to worry about that anyway. Who knows, maybe I'll make it up to the guy someday if I feel sorry for him"

Fair enough, honestly

Lil' Coffee adjusts the position in Atticus's arms to something similar to how a parent holds their baby

"... Hey, I had an idea. Want to play a prank on some unsuspecting mortals?"

Coffee! How ya been doing bud?

@reminders-of-rhodes

"ATTICUS!!"

Lil' Coffee dashes toward Atticus, throwing himself into his arms with all his weight, beginning to rub his head affectionately. "I-I missed you!!" The cat speaks while continuing to shower affection upon affection, purring throughout the process.

"I... I've been fine, actually!" Lil' Coffee finally responds "I had to sort some things out beforehand, which is why I disappeared, but now I'm back!! And what about you??"

He asks with curious eyes, his ears perked up in full attention.

(He hugs him tightly) honestly I’ve just been living, got a letter from some mortals who apparently worship me, which is interesting

"Oooh?" Lil' Coffee is intrigued by the news "Worshipers, that's a good thing! It means your influence is spreading!"

Lil' Coffee's face lights up when he thinks about the possibilities "Think about it, your influence becoming as powerful as that of other gods, with many people building temples and making offerings to you!!"

The cat's mind runs fertile with such imagination "Honestly, you deserve it; more people should know more about you. You are one of the most extraordinary gods that exist!"

My question is why mortals, you know?

"Huh?" Lil' Coffee is taken aback by Atticus's question and is genuinely surprised "Because they are the ones who usually worship the gods?? And they also give them all that power and influence?"

Coffee, my main worshippers are shades because I deliver final messa-ohhhhh

"Ohhhhh?" Lil' Coffee repeats right after Atticus "What is that? Did your mind click on something?"

He then thought for a moment longer "I mean... you kind of form that bridge between shades and mortals, right? it wouldn't be surprising if they became grateful for your work and started worshipping you"

Yeah I just realized they’re probably the shades family members or loved ones

"well, that's good, isn't it? i mean, they're rewarding you for the service you provided them. i'm sure they're happy to have someone helping them communicate with the shades"

Lil' Coffee ponders that "it's quite a noble job, isn't it? you're helping both sides through your services!"

I guess that’s right, but I guess I must be pretty scary to mortals, on the rare occasion I teleport to them instead of a bit off

"well, i think anyone would be startled to see someone suddenly appearing near them, wouldn't they? it kind of activates the fight-or-flight instinct, i think"

Yeah, but typically I appear within about 3 kilometers of them so…

"it's a good distance, in my opinion, but i still don't see why they would be afraid of you when you are such a benevolent god"

Lil' Coffee puffs out his chest to show pride "in fact, i believe that your greatness is so immense that they can only fear a little! you are simply the best of all the gods, and they don't know how to react to such a presence!"

Oooo, be careful, Zeus might smite you for saying that

Lil' Coffee lets out a big laugh "haha! smite me? the dead cat? oh yeah, i'm betting to see that, as if he could!"

Lil' Coffee then looks around, whispering afterwards "he's not here, right?? i mean, it's not like he has eyes scattered all over Gaia... probably"

Good question, no idea, but let’s hope not, yeah?

"yeaaah, i wouldn't want to get into another mess after that farmer asked me for compensation for his lost chickens"

What farmer?

"oh, a random one i found while walking through the Mortal Realm. i accidentally scared away his chickens and received a letter from Hermes asking for compensation for the damage"

Huh, how much did he ask for?

"I think it was around 15 gold bars?? Or something like that"

For chickens?!

Lil' Coffee shrugs "I mean, they were kind of his source of income, and he depended on them for other things too, sooo..."

Still, it’s gold bars!

"Well, there's not much I can do. The guy seemed pretty stubborn when I met him"

Lil' Coffee seems pretty relaxed considering he just got into debt with someone "Hermes seemed quite calm about it, saying I didn't need to worry because the guy just lives in the Mortal Realm"

Yeah, I mean, he can’t really punish you

"He's trying to pull a Zeus on me, can you believe it? And I am a cat! A. Freaking. Cat!!"

Lil' Coffee snorts through his nose "Nah, I don't need to worry about that anyway. Who knows, maybe I'll make it up to the guy someday if I feel sorry for him"

Coffee! How ya been doing bud?

@reminders-of-rhodes

"ATTICUS!!"

Lil' Coffee dashes toward Atticus, throwing himself into his arms with all his weight, beginning to rub his head affectionately. "I-I missed you!!" The cat speaks while continuing to shower affection upon affection, purring throughout the process.

"I... I've been fine, actually!" Lil' Coffee finally responds "I had to sort some things out beforehand, which is why I disappeared, but now I'm back!! And what about you??"

He asks with curious eyes, his ears perked up in full attention.

(He hugs him tightly) honestly I’ve just been living, got a letter from some mortals who apparently worship me, which is interesting

"Oooh?" Lil' Coffee is intrigued by the news "Worshipers, that's a good thing! It means your influence is spreading!"

Lil' Coffee's face lights up when he thinks about the possibilities "Think about it, your influence becoming as powerful as that of other gods, with many people building temples and making offerings to you!!"

The cat's mind runs fertile with such imagination "Honestly, you deserve it; more people should know more about you. You are one of the most extraordinary gods that exist!"

My question is why mortals, you know?

"Huh?" Lil' Coffee is taken aback by Atticus's question and is genuinely surprised "Because they are the ones who usually worship the gods?? And they also give them all that power and influence?"

Coffee, my main worshippers are shades because I deliver final messa-ohhhhh

"Ohhhhh?" Lil' Coffee repeats right after Atticus "What is that? Did your mind click on something?"

He then thought for a moment longer "I mean... you kind of form that bridge between shades and mortals, right? it wouldn't be surprising if they became grateful for your work and started worshipping you"

Yeah I just realized they’re probably the shades family members or loved ones

"well, that's good, isn't it? i mean, they're rewarding you for the service you provided them. i'm sure they're happy to have someone helping them communicate with the shades"

Lil' Coffee ponders that "it's quite a noble job, isn't it? you're helping both sides through your services!"

I guess that’s right, but I guess I must be pretty scary to mortals, on the rare occasion I teleport to them instead of a bit off

"well, i think anyone would be startled to see someone suddenly appearing near them, wouldn't they? it kind of activates the fight-or-flight instinct, i think"

Yeah, but typically I appear within about 3 kilometers of them so…

"it's a good distance, in my opinion, but i still don't see why they would be afraid of you when you are such a benevolent god"

Lil' Coffee puffs out his chest to show pride "in fact, i believe that your greatness is so immense that they can only fear a little! you are simply the best of all the gods, and they don't know how to react to such a presence!"

Oooo, be careful, Zeus might smite you for saying that

Lil' Coffee lets out a big laugh "haha! smite me? the dead cat? oh yeah, i'm betting to see that, as if he could!"

Lil' Coffee then looks around, whispering afterwards "he's not here, right?? i mean, it's not like he has eyes scattered all over Gaia... probably"

Good question, no idea, but let’s hope not, yeah?

"yeaaah, i wouldn't want to get into another mess after that farmer asked me for compensation for his lost chickens"

What farmer?

"oh, a random one i found while walking through the Mortal Realm. i accidentally scared away his chickens and received a letter from Hermes asking for compensation for the damage"

Huh, how much did he ask for?

"I think it was around 15 gold bars?? Or something like that"

For chickens?!

Lil' Coffee shrugs "I mean, they were kind of his source of income, and he depended on them for other things too, sooo..."

Still, it’s gold bars!

"Well, there's not much I can do. The guy seemed pretty stubborn when I met him"

Lil' Coffee seems pretty relaxed considering he just got into debt with someone "Hermes seemed quite calm about it, saying I didn't need to worry because the guy just lives in the Mortal Realm"

Coffee! How ya been doing bud?

@reminders-of-rhodes

"ATTICUS!!"

Lil' Coffee dashes toward Atticus, throwing himself into his arms with all his weight, beginning to rub his head affectionately. "I-I missed you!!" The cat speaks while continuing to shower affection upon affection, purring throughout the process.

"I... I've been fine, actually!" Lil' Coffee finally responds "I had to sort some things out beforehand, which is why I disappeared, but now I'm back!! And what about you??"

He asks with curious eyes, his ears perked up in full attention.

(He hugs him tightly) honestly I’ve just been living, got a letter from some mortals who apparently worship me, which is interesting

"Oooh?" Lil' Coffee is intrigued by the news "Worshipers, that's a good thing! It means your influence is spreading!"

Lil' Coffee's face lights up when he thinks about the possibilities "Think about it, your influence becoming as powerful as that of other gods, with many people building temples and making offerings to you!!"

The cat's mind runs fertile with such imagination "Honestly, you deserve it; more people should know more about you. You are one of the most extraordinary gods that exist!"

My question is why mortals, you know?

"Huh?" Lil' Coffee is taken aback by Atticus's question and is genuinely surprised "Because they are the ones who usually worship the gods?? And they also give them all that power and influence?"

Coffee, my main worshippers are shades because I deliver final messa-ohhhhh

"Ohhhhh?" Lil' Coffee repeats right after Atticus "What is that? Did your mind click on something?"

He then thought for a moment longer "I mean... you kind of form that bridge between shades and mortals, right? it wouldn't be surprising if they became grateful for your work and started worshipping you"

Yeah I just realized they’re probably the shades family members or loved ones

"well, that's good, isn't it? i mean, they're rewarding you for the service you provided them. i'm sure they're happy to have someone helping them communicate with the shades"

Lil' Coffee ponders that "it's quite a noble job, isn't it? you're helping both sides through your services!"

I guess that’s right, but I guess I must be pretty scary to mortals, on the rare occasion I teleport to them instead of a bit off

"well, i think anyone would be startled to see someone suddenly appearing near them, wouldn't they? it kind of activates the fight-or-flight instinct, i think"

Yeah, but typically I appear within about 3 kilometers of them so…

"it's a good distance, in my opinion, but i still don't see why they would be afraid of you when you are such a benevolent god"

Lil' Coffee puffs out his chest to show pride "in fact, i believe that your greatness is so immense that they can only fear a little! you are simply the best of all the gods, and they don't know how to react to such a presence!"

Oooo, be careful, Zeus might smite you for saying that

Lil' Coffee lets out a big laugh "haha! smite me? the dead cat? oh yeah, i'm betting to see that, as if he could!"

Lil' Coffee then looks around, whispering afterwards "he's not here, right?? i mean, it's not like he has eyes scattered all over Gaia... probably"

Good question, no idea, but let’s hope not, yeah?

"yeaaah, i wouldn't want to get into another mess after that farmer asked me for compensation for his lost chickens"

What farmer?

"oh, a random one i found while walking through the Mortal Realm. i accidentally scared away his chickens and received a letter from Hermes asking for compensation for the damage"

Huh, how much did he ask for?

"I think it was around 15 gold bars?? Or something like that"

For chickens?!

#//good morning btw!#//or afternoon; depending on your time zone

Lil' Coffee shrugs "I mean, they were kind of his source of income, and he depended on them for other things too, sooo..."

Coffee! How ya been doing bud?

@reminders-of-rhodes

"ATTICUS!!"

Lil' Coffee dashes toward Atticus, throwing himself into his arms with all his weight, beginning to rub his head affectionately. "I-I missed you!!" The cat speaks while continuing to shower affection upon affection, purring throughout the process.

"I... I've been fine, actually!" Lil' Coffee finally responds "I had to sort some things out beforehand, which is why I disappeared, but now I'm back!! And what about you??"

He asks with curious eyes, his ears perked up in full attention.

(He hugs him tightly) honestly I’ve just been living, got a letter from some mortals who apparently worship me, which is interesting

"Oooh?" Lil' Coffee is intrigued by the news "Worshipers, that's a good thing! It means your influence is spreading!"

Lil' Coffee's face lights up when he thinks about the possibilities "Think about it, your influence becoming as powerful as that of other gods, with many people building temples and making offerings to you!!"

The cat's mind runs fertile with such imagination "Honestly, you deserve it; more people should know more about you. You are one of the most extraordinary gods that exist!"

My question is why mortals, you know?

"Huh?" Lil' Coffee is taken aback by Atticus's question and is genuinely surprised "Because they are the ones who usually worship the gods?? And they also give them all that power and influence?"

Coffee, my main worshippers are shades because I deliver final messa-ohhhhh

"Ohhhhh?" Lil' Coffee repeats right after Atticus "What is that? Did your mind click on something?"

He then thought for a moment longer "I mean... you kind of form that bridge between shades and mortals, right? it wouldn't be surprising if they became grateful for your work and started worshipping you"

Yeah I just realized they’re probably the shades family members or loved ones

"well, that's good, isn't it? i mean, they're rewarding you for the service you provided them. i'm sure they're happy to have someone helping them communicate with the shades"

Lil' Coffee ponders that "it's quite a noble job, isn't it? you're helping both sides through your services!"

I guess that’s right, but I guess I must be pretty scary to mortals, on the rare occasion I teleport to them instead of a bit off

"well, i think anyone would be startled to see someone suddenly appearing near them, wouldn't they? it kind of activates the fight-or-flight instinct, i think"

Yeah, but typically I appear within about 3 kilometers of them so…

"it's a good distance, in my opinion, but i still don't see why they would be afraid of you when you are such a benevolent god"

Lil' Coffee puffs out his chest to show pride "in fact, i believe that your greatness is so immense that they can only fear a little! you are simply the best of all the gods, and they don't know how to react to such a presence!"

Oooo, be careful, Zeus might smite you for saying that

Lil' Coffee lets out a big laugh "haha! smite me? the dead cat? oh yeah, i'm betting to see that, as if he could!"

Lil' Coffee then looks around, whispering afterwards "he's not here, right?? i mean, it's not like he has eyes scattered all over Gaia... probably"

Good question, no idea, but let’s hope not, yeah?

"yeaaah, i wouldn't want to get into another mess after that farmer asked me for compensation for his lost chickens"

What farmer?

"oh, a random one i found while walking through the Mortal Realm. i accidentally scared away his chickens and received a letter from Hermes asking for compensation for the damage"

Huh, how much did he ask for?

"I think it was around 15 gold bars?? Or something like that"

Coffee! How ya been doing bud?

@reminders-of-rhodes

"ATTICUS!!"

Lil' Coffee dashes toward Atticus, throwing himself into his arms with all his weight, beginning to rub his head affectionately. "I-I missed you!!" The cat speaks while continuing to shower affection upon affection, purring throughout the process.

"I... I've been fine, actually!" Lil' Coffee finally responds "I had to sort some things out beforehand, which is why I disappeared, but now I'm back!! And what about you??"

He asks with curious eyes, his ears perked up in full attention.

(He hugs him tightly) honestly I’ve just been living, got a letter from some mortals who apparently worship me, which is interesting

"Oooh?" Lil' Coffee is intrigued by the news "Worshipers, that's a good thing! It means your influence is spreading!"

Lil' Coffee's face lights up when he thinks about the possibilities "Think about it, your influence becoming as powerful as that of other gods, with many people building temples and making offerings to you!!"

The cat's mind runs fertile with such imagination "Honestly, you deserve it; more people should know more about you. You are one of the most extraordinary gods that exist!"

My question is why mortals, you know?

"Huh?" Lil' Coffee is taken aback by Atticus's question and is genuinely surprised "Because they are the ones who usually worship the gods?? And they also give them all that power and influence?"

Coffee, my main worshippers are shades because I deliver final messa-ohhhhh

"Ohhhhh?" Lil' Coffee repeats right after Atticus "What is that? Did your mind click on something?"

He then thought for a moment longer "I mean... you kind of form that bridge between shades and mortals, right? it wouldn't be surprising if they became grateful for your work and started worshipping you"

Yeah I just realized they’re probably the shades family members or loved ones

"well, that's good, isn't it? i mean, they're rewarding you for the service you provided them. i'm sure they're happy to have someone helping them communicate with the shades"

Lil' Coffee ponders that "it's quite a noble job, isn't it? you're helping both sides through your services!"

I guess that’s right, but I guess I must be pretty scary to mortals, on the rare occasion I teleport to them instead of a bit off

"well, i think anyone would be startled to see someone suddenly appearing near them, wouldn't they? it kind of activates the fight-or-flight instinct, i think"

Yeah, but typically I appear within about 3 kilometers of them so…

"it's a good distance, in my opinion, but i still don't see why they would be afraid of you when you are such a benevolent god"

Lil' Coffee puffs out his chest to show pride "in fact, i believe that your greatness is so immense that they can only fear a little! you are simply the best of all the gods, and they don't know how to react to such a presence!"

Oooo, be careful, Zeus might smite you for saying that

Lil' Coffee lets out a big laugh "haha! smite me? the dead cat? oh yeah, i'm betting to see that, as if he could!"

Lil' Coffee then looks around, whispering afterwards "he's not here, right?? i mean, it's not like he has eyes scattered all over Gaia... probably"

Good question, no idea, but let’s hope not, yeah?

"yeaaah, i wouldn't want to get into another mess after that farmer asked me for compensation for his lost chickens"

What farmer?

"oh, a random one i found while walking through the Mortal Realm. i accidentally scared away his chickens and received a letter from Hermes asking for compensation for the damage"

Coffee! How ya been doing bud?

@reminders-of-rhodes

"ATTICUS!!"

Lil' Coffee dashes toward Atticus, throwing himself into his arms with all his weight, beginning to rub his head affectionately. "I-I missed you!!" The cat speaks while continuing to shower affection upon affection, purring throughout the process.

"I... I've been fine, actually!" Lil' Coffee finally responds "I had to sort some things out beforehand, which is why I disappeared, but now I'm back!! And what about you??"

He asks with curious eyes, his ears perked up in full attention.

(He hugs him tightly) honestly I’ve just been living, got a letter from some mortals who apparently worship me, which is interesting

"Oooh?" Lil' Coffee is intrigued by the news "Worshipers, that's a good thing! It means your influence is spreading!"

Lil' Coffee's face lights up when he thinks about the possibilities "Think about it, your influence becoming as powerful as that of other gods, with many people building temples and making offerings to you!!"

The cat's mind runs fertile with such imagination "Honestly, you deserve it; more people should know more about you. You are one of the most extraordinary gods that exist!"

My question is why mortals, you know?

"Huh?" Lil' Coffee is taken aback by Atticus's question and is genuinely surprised "Because they are the ones who usually worship the gods?? And they also give them all that power and influence?"

Coffee, my main worshippers are shades because I deliver final messa-ohhhhh

"Ohhhhh?" Lil' Coffee repeats right after Atticus "What is that? Did your mind click on something?"

He then thought for a moment longer "I mean... you kind of form that bridge between shades and mortals, right? it wouldn't be surprising if they became grateful for your work and started worshipping you"

Yeah I just realized they’re probably the shades family members or loved ones

"well, that's good, isn't it? i mean, they're rewarding you for the service you provided them. i'm sure they're happy to have someone helping them communicate with the shades"

Lil' Coffee ponders that "it's quite a noble job, isn't it? you're helping both sides through your services!"

I guess that’s right, but I guess I must be pretty scary to mortals, on the rare occasion I teleport to them instead of a bit off

"well, i think anyone would be startled to see someone suddenly appearing near them, wouldn't they? it kind of activates the fight-or-flight instinct, i think"

Yeah, but typically I appear within about 3 kilometers of them so…

"it's a good distance, in my opinion, but i still don't see why they would be afraid of you when you are such a benevolent god"

Lil' Coffee puffs out his chest to show pride "in fact, i believe that your greatness is so immense that they can only fear a little! you are simply the best of all the gods, and they don't know how to react to such a presence!"

Oooo, be careful, Zeus might smite you for saying that

Lil' Coffee lets out a big laugh "haha! smite me? the dead cat? oh yeah, i'm betting to see that, as if he could!"

Lil' Coffee then looks around, whispering afterwards "he's not here, right?? i mean, it's not like he has eyes scattered all over Gaia... probably"

Good question, no idea, but let’s hope not, yeah?

"yeaaah, i wouldn't want to get into another mess after that farmer asked me for compensation for his lost chickens"

Coffee! How ya been doing bud?

@reminders-of-rhodes

"ATTICUS!!"

Lil' Coffee dashes toward Atticus, throwing himself into his arms with all his weight, beginning to rub his head affectionately. "I-I missed you!!" The cat speaks while continuing to shower affection upon affection, purring throughout the process.

"I... I've been fine, actually!" Lil' Coffee finally responds "I had to sort some things out beforehand, which is why I disappeared, but now I'm back!! And what about you??"

He asks with curious eyes, his ears perked up in full attention.

(He hugs him tightly) honestly I’ve just been living, got a letter from some mortals who apparently worship me, which is interesting

"Oooh?" Lil' Coffee is intrigued by the news "Worshipers, that's a good thing! It means your influence is spreading!"

Lil' Coffee's face lights up when he thinks about the possibilities "Think about it, your influence becoming as powerful as that of other gods, with many people building temples and making offerings to you!!"

The cat's mind runs fertile with such imagination "Honestly, you deserve it; more people should know more about you. You are one of the most extraordinary gods that exist!"

My question is why mortals, you know?

"Huh?" Lil' Coffee is taken aback by Atticus's question and is genuinely surprised "Because they are the ones who usually worship the gods?? And they also give them all that power and influence?"

Coffee, my main worshippers are shades because I deliver final messa-ohhhhh

"Ohhhhh?" Lil' Coffee repeats right after Atticus "What is that? Did your mind click on something?"

He then thought for a moment longer "I mean... you kind of form that bridge between shades and mortals, right? it wouldn't be surprising if they became grateful for your work and started worshipping you"

Yeah I just realized they’re probably the shades family members or loved ones

"well, that's good, isn't it? i mean, they're rewarding you for the service you provided them. i'm sure they're happy to have someone helping them communicate with the shades"

Lil' Coffee ponders that "it's quite a noble job, isn't it? you're helping both sides through your services!"

I guess that’s right, but I guess I must be pretty scary to mortals, on the rare occasion I teleport to them instead of a bit off

"well, i think anyone would be startled to see someone suddenly appearing near them, wouldn't they? it kind of activates the fight-or-flight instinct, i think"

Yeah, but typically I appear within about 3 kilometers of them so…

"it's a good distance, in my opinion, but i still don't see why they would be afraid of you when you are such a benevolent god"

Lil' Coffee puffs out his chest to show pride "in fact, i believe that your greatness is so immense that they can only fear a little! you are simply the best of all the gods, and they don't know how to react to such a presence!"

Oooo, be careful, Zeus might smite you for saying that

Lil' Coffee lets out a big laugh "haha! smite me? the dead cat? oh yeah, i'm betting to see that, as if he could!"

Lil' Coffee then looks around, whispering afterwards "he's not here, right?? i mean, it's not like he has eyes scattered all over Gaia... probably"

Coffee! How ya been doing bud?

@reminders-of-rhodes

"ATTICUS!!"

Lil' Coffee dashes toward Atticus, throwing himself into his arms with all his weight, beginning to rub his head affectionately. "I-I missed you!!" The cat speaks while continuing to shower affection upon affection, purring throughout the process.

"I... I've been fine, actually!" Lil' Coffee finally responds "I had to sort some things out beforehand, which is why I disappeared, but now I'm back!! And what about you??"

He asks with curious eyes, his ears perked up in full attention.

(He hugs him tightly) honestly I’ve just been living, got a letter from some mortals who apparently worship me, which is interesting

"Oooh?" Lil' Coffee is intrigued by the news "Worshipers, that's a good thing! It means your influence is spreading!"

Lil' Coffee's face lights up when he thinks about the possibilities "Think about it, your influence becoming as powerful as that of other gods, with many people building temples and making offerings to you!!"

The cat's mind runs fertile with such imagination "Honestly, you deserve it; more people should know more about you. You are one of the most extraordinary gods that exist!"

My question is why mortals, you know?

"Huh?" Lil' Coffee is taken aback by Atticus's question and is genuinely surprised "Because they are the ones who usually worship the gods?? And they also give them all that power and influence?"

Coffee, my main worshippers are shades because I deliver final messa-ohhhhh

"Ohhhhh?" Lil' Coffee repeats right after Atticus "What is that? Did your mind click on something?"

He then thought for a moment longer "I mean... you kind of form that bridge between shades and mortals, right? it wouldn't be surprising if they became grateful for your work and started worshipping you"

Yeah I just realized they’re probably the shades family members or loved ones

"well, that's good, isn't it? i mean, they're rewarding you for the service you provided them. i'm sure they're happy to have someone helping them communicate with the shades"

Lil' Coffee ponders that "it's quite a noble job, isn't it? you're helping both sides through your services!"

I guess that’s right, but I guess I must be pretty scary to mortals, on the rare occasion I teleport to them instead of a bit off

"well, i think anyone would be startled to see someone suddenly appearing near them, wouldn't they? it kind of activates the fight-or-flight instinct, i think"

Yeah, but typically I appear within about 3 kilometers of them so…

"it's a good distance, in my opinion, but i still don't see why they would be afraid of you when you are such a benevolent god"

Lil' Coffee puffs out his chest to show pride "in fact, i believe that your greatness is so immense that they can only fear a little! you are simply the best of all the gods, and they don't know how to react to such a presence!"

Coffee! How ya been doing bud?

@reminders-of-rhodes

"ATTICUS!!"

Lil' Coffee dashes toward Atticus, throwing himself into his arms with all his weight, beginning to rub his head affectionately. "I-I missed you!!" The cat speaks while continuing to shower affection upon affection, purring throughout the process.

"I... I've been fine, actually!" Lil' Coffee finally responds "I had to sort some things out beforehand, which is why I disappeared, but now I'm back!! And what about you??"

He asks with curious eyes, his ears perked up in full attention.

(He hugs him tightly) honestly I’ve just been living, got a letter from some mortals who apparently worship me, which is interesting

"Oooh?" Lil' Coffee is intrigued by the news "Worshipers, that's a good thing! It means your influence is spreading!"

Lil' Coffee's face lights up when he thinks about the possibilities "Think about it, your influence becoming as powerful as that of other gods, with many people building temples and making offerings to you!!"

The cat's mind runs fertile with such imagination "Honestly, you deserve it; more people should know more about you. You are one of the most extraordinary gods that exist!"

My question is why mortals, you know?

"Huh?" Lil' Coffee is taken aback by Atticus's question and is genuinely surprised "Because they are the ones who usually worship the gods?? And they also give them all that power and influence?"

Coffee, my main worshippers are shades because I deliver final messa-ohhhhh

"Ohhhhh?" Lil' Coffee repeats right after Atticus "What is that? Did your mind click on something?"

He then thought for a moment longer "I mean... you kind of form that bridge between shades and mortals, right? it wouldn't be surprising if they became grateful for your work and started worshipping you"

Yeah I just realized they’re probably the shades family members or loved ones

"well, that's good, isn't it? i mean, they're rewarding you for the service you provided them. i'm sure they're happy to have someone helping them communicate with the shades"

Lil' Coffee ponders that "it's quite a noble job, isn't it? you're helping both sides through your services!"

I guess that’s right, but I guess I must be pretty scary to mortals, on the rare occasion I teleport to them instead of a bit off

"well, i think anyone would be startled to see someone suddenly appearing near them, wouldn't they? it kind of activates the fight-or-flight instinct, i think"

[flying down from above is a glowing Hermes. He lands in front of you and holds out a letter]

“For you, cat anon”

"Oh?"

Cat Anon looked at the letter with curious white eyes, their ears perked up in interest. With their little paws, they picked up the letter.

"I never thought I would receive one in my li- Well, afterlife, actually"

They give a warm laugh and look at Hermes with a smile on their lips

"Thank you for bringing it! Once again, I appreciate your services"

They then open the envelope containing the letter, reading its contents...

[the nosey god waits to see the anons reaction. He has been craving some new gossip. The wings on his head flap softly in excitement]

“What does it say? Who is it from?”

"Hmmm", Cat Anon carefully read the letter "It seems to come from the Mortal Realm, from a man I met some time ago"

Cat Anon rests a paw on their chin, lost in thought "Yeaaah... I remember bumping into a farmer a while back and accidentally scaring away his chickens."

[Hermes laughs softly. The wings on his head had flapped as he laughed before folding up nicely on either side of his head]

“Not what I was hoping for but that pretty funny so it’ll do I suppose!”

Cat Anon bursts into a characteristically feline laugh "Bahaha, yeah, that was kinda funny! They ran as if they'd seen a ghost!"

Cat Anon returns to a more serious stance regarding the letter "He still seems to want compensation for the damage, however. After all, I kind of scared away his income"

Cat Anon lets out a comically dramatic sigh "But I don't have any riches with me!! Why would a cat from the underworld have something like that in the first place?"

[hermes smiles]

“Well he can’t exactly do anything if you don’t give him what he wants— you’re already dead!”

[Hermes giggles and floats on his back still watching the anon slightly below him]

"Exactly! Like- imagine trying to collect debt from the dead, the audacity of that man!!"

Cat Anon then realizes something "Huh... but this means that eventually he would come here, which would lead to us meeting again"

"Whoa, imagine dying and finding the same cat that scared your chickens away in the underworld... that would be a Tartarus of a plot twist!"

[Hermes laughs]

“Well you can’t really hurt the dead even if the other person is dead too, right? I’m not an expert on the dead because it’s not really a part of my job unless i’m bringing souls but I would think you couldn’t hurt each other to keep peace.”

"Hmmm..." Cat Anon ponders that "I mean, it would be an equivalence that would automatically cancel out both parts; It would be like fighting fire with fire or fighting water with water"

The cat crosses their arms over their chest with a smug smile on their face "Well, that's certainly not something I should worry about! I really don't know how I could compensate him in any way, and it's not like this specific action would have terrible consequences in the future"

[He nods]

“Alright, Cat. Well I was hoping for some drama but this was silly so have a lovely day! I enjoyed seeing you again and hearing this silly story”

[Hermes giggles and flies away]

"bye bye! it was nice to see you!!" Cat Anon speaks as they watch Hermes fly away, one paw raised high in a wave goodbye

Coffee! How ya been doing bud?

@reminders-of-rhodes

"ATTICUS!!"

Lil' Coffee dashes toward Atticus, throwing himself into his arms with all his weight, beginning to rub his head affectionately. "I-I missed you!!" The cat speaks while continuing to shower affection upon affection, purring throughout the process.

"I... I've been fine, actually!" Lil' Coffee finally responds "I had to sort some things out beforehand, which is why I disappeared, but now I'm back!! And what about you??"

He asks with curious eyes, his ears perked up in full attention.

(He hugs him tightly) honestly I’ve just been living, got a letter from some mortals who apparently worship me, which is interesting

"Oooh?" Lil' Coffee is intrigued by the news "Worshipers, that's a good thing! It means your influence is spreading!"

Lil' Coffee's face lights up when he thinks about the possibilities "Think about it, your influence becoming as powerful as that of other gods, with many people building temples and making offerings to you!!"

The cat's mind runs fertile with such imagination "Honestly, you deserve it; more people should know more about you. You are one of the most extraordinary gods that exist!"

My question is why mortals, you know?

"Huh?" Lil' Coffee is taken aback by Atticus's question and is genuinely surprised "Because they are the ones who usually worship the gods?? And they also give them all that power and influence?"

Coffee, my main worshippers are shades because I deliver final messa-ohhhhh

"Ohhhhh?" Lil' Coffee repeats right after Atticus "What is that? Did your mind click on something?"

He then thought for a moment longer "I mean... you kind of form that bridge between shades and mortals, right? it wouldn't be surprising if they became grateful for your work and started worshipping you"

Yeah I just realized they’re probably the shades family members or loved ones

"well, that's good, isn't it? i mean, they're rewarding you for the service you provided them. i'm sure they're happy to have someone helping them communicate with the shades"

Lil' Coffee ponders that "it's quite a noble job, isn't it? you're helping both sides through your services!"

Coffee! How ya been doing bud?

@reminders-of-rhodes

"ATTICUS!!"

Lil' Coffee dashes toward Atticus, throwing himself into his arms with all his weight, beginning to rub his head affectionately. "I-I missed you!!" The cat speaks while continuing to shower affection upon affection, purring throughout the process.

"I... I've been fine, actually!" Lil' Coffee finally responds "I had to sort some things out beforehand, which is why I disappeared, but now I'm back!! And what about you??"

He asks with curious eyes, his ears perked up in full attention.

(He hugs him tightly) honestly I’ve just been living, got a letter from some mortals who apparently worship me, which is interesting

"Oooh?" Lil' Coffee is intrigued by the news "Worshipers, that's a good thing! It means your influence is spreading!"

Lil' Coffee's face lights up when he thinks about the possibilities "Think about it, your influence becoming as powerful as that of other gods, with many people building temples and making offerings to you!!"

The cat's mind runs fertile with such imagination "Honestly, you deserve it; more people should know more about you. You are one of the most extraordinary gods that exist!"

My question is why mortals, you know?

"Huh?" Lil' Coffee is taken aback by Atticus's question and is genuinely surprised "Because they are the ones who usually worship the gods?? And they also give them all that power and influence?"

Coffee, my main worshippers are shades because I deliver final messa-ohhhhh

"Ohhhhh?" Lil' Coffee repeats right after Atticus "What is that? Did your mind click on something?"

He then thought for a moment longer "I mean... you kind of form that bridge between shades and mortals, right? it wouldn't be surprising if they became grateful for your work and started worshipping you"

[flying down from above is a glowing Hermes. He lands in front of you and holds out a letter]

“For you, cat anon”

"Oh?"

Cat Anon looked at the letter with curious white eyes, their ears perked up in interest. With their little paws, they picked up the letter.

"I never thought I would receive one in my li- Well, afterlife, actually"

They give a warm laugh and look at Hermes with a smile on their lips

"Thank you for bringing it! Once again, I appreciate your services"

They then open the envelope containing the letter, reading its contents...

[the nosey god waits to see the anons reaction. He has been craving some new gossip. The wings on his head flap softly in excitement]

“What does it say? Who is it from?”

"Hmmm", Cat Anon carefully read the letter "It seems to come from the Mortal Realm, from a man I met some time ago"

Cat Anon rests a paw on their chin, lost in thought "Yeaaah... I remember bumping into a farmer a while back and accidentally scaring away his chickens."

[Hermes laughs softly. The wings on his head had flapped as he laughed before folding up nicely on either side of his head]

“Not what I was hoping for but that pretty funny so it’ll do I suppose!”

Cat Anon bursts into a characteristically feline laugh "Bahaha, yeah, that was kinda funny! They ran as if they'd seen a ghost!"

Cat Anon returns to a more serious stance regarding the letter "He still seems to want compensation for the damage, however. After all, I kind of scared away his income"

Cat Anon lets out a comically dramatic sigh "But I don't have any riches with me!! Why would a cat from the underworld have something like that in the first place?"

[hermes smiles]

“Well he can’t exactly do anything if you don’t give him what he wants— you’re already dead!”

[Hermes giggles and floats on his back still watching the anon slightly below him]

"Exactly! Like- imagine trying to collect debt from the dead, the audacity of that man!!"

Cat Anon then realizes something "Huh... but this means that eventually he would come here, which would lead to us meeting again"

"Whoa, imagine dying and finding the same cat that scared your chickens away in the underworld... that would be a Tartarus of a plot twist!"

[Hermes laughs]

“Well you can’t really hurt the dead even if the other person is dead too, right? I’m not an expert on the dead because it’s not really a part of my job unless i’m bringing souls but I would think you couldn’t hurt each other to keep peace.”