Beyond Craving

20 something & uncensored. Not gonna fit your expectations. "Once upon a time there lived a duck and a goose."

[thepersonalquotes]

[consulting-timelady]

laptopped:

imagine banana with any other vowel

bununu

benene

bonono

binini

bynyny

[goodreadss]

“My soul chose yours. And a soul doesn’t just forget that.”

— Ben Maxfield (via goodreadss)

[melonmemes]

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[rcah]

TWITTER HAS NO CHILL 

[fasterfood]

when u hold the door open for someone and they dont say thank you

[ampervadasz]

[chubbybunnyruby]

In case anyone needed it, heres a translation:

Guy filming: “give me chile, dude. Let me get chile, dude! LET ME GET CHILE. AAH. NO! NO!”

Lady at the table (I cant really hear her but I think she says?): give him a tostada

Guy filming: *pointing knife at bird* give me chile, fucker. *bird moves* I thought so, bitch.

[conbiniiko]

me: hey can i have some money?

bank teller: do you have an account with us?

me: nah i just heard yall got money

[moonenjoyer]

well this truly was A Decade. i loved you. i hated you. goodbye 2010s.

[eliminated]

[champagnepapucho-deactivated201]

[awed-frog]

S30E09, Daddicus Finch

[mondobrains]

[artmadnesss]

[horrifying]

[56blogscrazy]

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*panics but in a super chill & casual way*