Keeperoftheslime

Artist, comic writer, here against my will!!! Very much a Nightwing (Dc comics babyyy) Fanboy 💙 // Self indulgent ex au Mateo rp blog

[exaumateo]

so everyone is coming here to torment each other, i mean hang out ig? And now i have an account—

alr.

Hola, I’m Mateo, and I have… an oc/imaginary friend with me named Z-Blob

These are my monkies:

@/izzieirl (My sister, trying to claim the better Garcia title but we all know it’s not true)

@exaucooper (my boyfriend! Yes he did do that, no I don’t know why)

@exauzoey (a very close friend of mine, she’s very cool)

@exaulogan (we bond sometimes ig? Friend)

@exaunova (friend? Kinda betrayed us but i think we’re cool now)

@vmaumateo (evil version of me from an alternate dimension. Yikes)

And uh, I don’t know the other’s accounts yet but shout out to the Blue Crew, Astrid, and whoever else might show up

And, yeah

🌱🌱🌱

Likes:

Art! Drawing!

Slime!

Comic Books

Superheroes (See bio for my fav)

My family and friends

Biology

DNIs:

Villains, and this includes you Beau (for now, you know what you did) but uh y e p…

Oh and Mr. Nakamura (no I haven’t done my math homework yet)

🌱🌱🌱

// ooc under cut

(Additional note; ex au is canon divergent post season two so this Mateo doesn’t know about any of the event in season three onwards)

Hallo its me, @mythicalmagical-monkeyman and here is my self indulgent rp blog for Mateo, but specifically my ex au version of Mateo so he might not act like canon Mateo so, yk. Anyways enjoy the green slime keeper! lol

Note: Any blog/rp or otherwise are free to interact

[herpsandbirds]

Green Jay (Cyanocorax luxuosus), family Corvidae, order Passeriformes, South TX, USA

photograph by Keith Turpin

[ragrfisk]

[rogerbarel]

I’d like 300 of these lil bitches for Christmas.

[fleshymeatbag]

I'm collecting them like pokemon

[montereybayaquarium]

This Pride Month, we’re celebrating the beauty of diversity above and below the surface. The ocean is full of vibrant life in every color imaginable. It reminds us that nature thrives when everyone has space to belong.

Environmental advocacy and the LGBTQ+ rights movement share a common purpose: protecting vulnerable communities, caring for the spaces we all call home, and creating a world where we all can flourish. Our world is brightest when people can live authentically, love freely, and be embraced for who they are. From rainbow reefs to shimmering tides, diversity makes our blue planet stronger, healthier, and more inspiring.

Here’s to protecting our ocean, uplifting every voice, and honoring the colorful communities that make this world so wonderful.

[herpsandbirds]

Mt. Kenya Dwarf Chameleon (Trioceros schubotzi), family Chamaeleonidae, endemic to Mt. Kenya, Kenya

photograph by Halvard Aas Midtun

[sfw-mlm-thoughts]

"scalp massage" this "scalp massage" that it's ok you can just say it. Boys like it when you pet them

[herpsandbirds]

Green Peafowl (Pavo muticus), males, family Phasianidae, order Galliformes, Yunnan, China

ENDANGERED.

photograph by Wild Safari Saga

[herpsandbirds]

Whitehead’s Broadbill (Calyptomena whiteheadi), family Calyptomenidae, order Passeriformes, endemic to Borneo

photograph by William Ko

[imjunebitch]

actually fucking disgusting that glasses cost any money like if you actually think about it for more than a few seconds it is so unconscionably inhumane. this goes for things like insulin and mobility aids and hearing aids too ofc but fuck man, fucking glasses? the thing you need to fucking see? its genuinely sickening and inhumanly evil that those cost ANYTHING.

[xynix-l0ves-him]

I NEED to lay in his lap while he talks about all his nerdy interests as I stare at him completely inlove

[herpsandbirds]

European Adder (Viperia berus), family Viperidae, Sweden

Venomous.

Photograph by Jennipher Jerrevång Uhlhorn

[herpsandbirds]

shoveller ducks... hamerkop... do u know of any other birds that are named after (and maybe shaped like) common household tools?

Hmmmmmmmmmm...

Shovel-headed Tree Frog (Diaglena spatulata), family Hylidae, Mexico

photograph by Juan Ma Gonzalez Photography

Spotted Shovel Nosed Frog (Hemisus guttatus), family Hemisotidae, Phoenix, KwaZulu-Natal, South Africa

photograph by Tyrone Ping

Shovel-billed Kookaburra (Dacelo rex), T - female, B - male, family Alcedinidae, order Coraciiformes, New Guinea

photograph by John C. Mittermeier

Southern Shovel-nosed Snake (Brachyurophis semifasciatus), family Elapidae, southern Australia

Mildly venomous.

photographs by Artur Tomaszek

Spoon-billed Sandpiper (Calidris pygmaea), T- winter plumage, B - breeding plumage, family Scolopacidae, order Charadriiformes

Breeds on the coast of the Bering Sea.

Winters in SE Asia.

photographs by tareq’s photography

Roseate Spoonbill (Platalea ajaja), family Threskiornithidae, order Pelicaniformes, Hillsborough, Florida, USA

photograph by Peter Hawrylyshyn

Fork-tailed Woodnymph (Thalurania furcata), male, family Trochilidae, order Apodiformes, Colombia

photograph by Diego Jaramillo R

Fork-tailed Flycatcher (Tyrannus savana), male, family Tyrannidae, order Passeriformes, LA, USA

This bird is usually found in Mexico, Central and South America, but sometimes wanders into the southern U.S.

photograph by Dania Sanchez

[exaucooper]

Hey wdym there’s a poll option here? i can just—?

What Crime do the people think ive committed?

Arson

Trespass//B&E

2nd degree murder

Underage driving

Theft//Grand Theft Auto

Illegal use of fireworks

Destruction of public property

Battery

Illegal boarder crossing

Other

Voting ended onMay 2

[exaucooper]

lmfao

Trick question!!! Ive done all of them 😎

mateo garcia if you see this LOOK AWAY

[exaumateo]

Cooper—

HOW ABOUT WE DONT ANNOUNCE ALL OUR CRIMES TO THE PUBLIC!?!?!?

[herpsandbirds]

The False Erato or Lansdorf's Crescent (Eresia lansdorfi), family Nymphalidae, Iguazu Falls, Argentina

photograph by Domingo Pestana Galvan

[mammalianmammals]

Striped Polecat (Ictonyx striatus), family Mustelidae, found across much of Sub-Saharan Africa

photograph by sitszasadam