"Yes, truly, leave it to this island to reinvent Abnormalities." The 'joke' was delivered plainly as the being with a clock face looked up at him expressionlessly. It's ichorous canine body seeming to ink out everything it walked on, albeit the ink disappearing into the ground.
"...I suppose this one is mine, then." It made no noise, except for a tick, tock, tick, tock.
















