more out of context sentence starters.
of course feel free to change pronouns as necessary. and yes, these are actual things i have heard / said
“Your 2 year old kid is tanner than me”
“YEAH!! FUCK THE CORPORATION!! STICK IT TO THE MAN!! DONT LET YOURSELF BE TETHERED BY THE CHAINS OF CAPITALISM ANY MORE!!“
“Are you rapping in French?!”
“Don’t tell dad I just did that.”
*gives you puppy eyes while holding a mango*
“I hat him so much. LOOK, that’s how much I hate that character, I can’t even type right.”
“ACCEPT MY AFFECTION YOU ASSHOLE”
“I liked making jokes about being a corporate sell out.”
“Generally people say ‘bless you’ when I sneeze but, sure, ‘ew’ works too”
“You think this is a game, mom?”
“Wow, you have surprisingly good hand writing”
“It’s bad man… I have a pair of socks that remind me of him.”
“I’m getting a headache and that’s not good”
“If I hear the name Kardashian one more time I’m going to flip my shit”
“I will never die. I AM DEATH”
“[name]’s in a permanent mid-life crisis”
“Oh god, it depresses me when people eat pizza with a fork and knife.”
“I just quacked at them loudly"
“No, you should take the last one”
“Fuck you and your goldfish"
“To tall people we short ones still look human so we are probably creepy fetuses crawling amongst them while they scream ‘’ANOTHER ESCAPED THE WOMB’ “
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