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- bsd and demon slayer incorrect quotes - i dont ship everything i post - consistent posting, who's that? - DMs open -

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Akutgawa: Shut up.

Atsushi: I didn’t say anything

Akutagawa: You were thinking. It’s annoying

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Fukuzawa: Fuck capitalism. It's a rigged system that keeps us poor and it isn't fair. You shouldn't need to work three jobs to afford basic necessities

Fukuzawa, playing Monopoly: Sorry, if you wanted to win you should have tried not being poor

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Dazai: What’s in the suitcase?

Chuuya: wine

Dazai: You brought a suitcase full of wine?!

Chuuya: Of course not. I brought mixers as well, I’m not a savage

[arts-of-sandrain]

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Yosano: Are we really going to let Dazai keep Atsushi?

Fukuzawa: We kept Ranpo.

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Kunikida: Ranpo and Dazai, we need to talk about your professionalism

Ranpo, standing on a chair: Those are some mighty brave words coming from someone standing in lava

Dazai, also standing on a chair and putting unfinished reports on Atsushi’s desk: *nodding*

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I know that it’s been so long since I have posted, but my mental health is really bad. I’m so sorry, I’m not sure when I will go back to posting as much. Also, thank you so much for all the likes and follows!

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Chuuya: It'll be fun!

Chuuya: We'll make it a boys day

Chuuya: Come on you punk bitch

Akutagawa: I can't believe I have to say this

Akutagawa: I don't have time to get tested for sti's with you tomorrow

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Akutagawa: I am not out of control! I'm a law abiding citizen!

Atsushi: Really? Name one law

Akutagawa: Don't kill people?

Atsushi: That's on me. I set the bar too low

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Tachihara: *Playing out of tune guitar.*

Gin: Hey, you take requests?

Tachihara: Sure.

Gin: Please stop.

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Atsushi: Dazai, I think you should play the role of my father.

Dazai: I don't want to be your father.

Atsushi: That's perfect. You already know your lines.

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(15!)Chuuya: So I can either bake these cookies at 400 degrees for 10 minutes or 4,000 degrees for 1 minute

Kouyou: Chuuya, that’s NOT how you bake cookies

(15!)Dazai: HOW ABOUT 4,000,000 DEGREES FOR 1 SECOND

Kouyou: YOU TWO ARE GOING TO BURN MY HOUSE DOWN

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Dazai: Kunikida is on a mission so while he's gone I’m gonna cut the sleeves off all my shirts

Atsushi: Why???

Dazai: He’s like 95% of my impulse control

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Chuuya: We have fun, don’t we, Aku?

Akutagawa: I have never been more stressed out in my entire life.

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Dazai: I'd like to address Chuuya's annoying personal habits

Chuuya: Oh my God! What personal habits?

Dazai: I have a list. FYI overuse of the phrase "Oh my God" is number 12

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Chuuya: Look, Dazai, I know we don’t get along

Dazai, scoffing: Yeah we sure as fuck don’t

Chuuya: Shut up. I brought you a gift as a peace offering

Dazai: What is it?

Chuuya, handing it to him: Here, it’s a bath bomb. You just throw it in the bath when you need to relax

Dazai:

Dazai: Chuuya, this is a toaster

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Kunikida: Anyone d-

Dazai: Depressed?

Tanizaki: Drained?

Ranpo: Dumb?

Kunikida: -done with their work... what is wrong with you people?