Weekly Todoroki Meetups: # 1
[The Todoroki family is sitting at a large round table, with Hawks, Deku and Dabi there as well. Rei has her hands on the table]
Rei: Let me get this straight- I left for a few years and Touya became one of the most wanted villains in Japan, changed his name to his quirk and turned himself into a burnt, maniac patchwork pincushion-
Rei: Natsu may have become a member of the liberation army who threw down and nearly destroyed Touya, not knowing he was Touya, as well as filling himself with rage at Endeavour for hurting Touya, while also loving him-
Natsu: IM NOT AND EVEN IF I WAS ITS BECAUSE IM HELPING TOUYA HELP HIMSELF. VILLAINY IS NOT THE ANSWER AND NEITHER IS ENDEAVOUR!
Rei: Fuyumi is a perfect angel child who’s been holding are family together and keeping you boys alive. I love you baby, no lecturing-
Fuyumi: Thank you! It’s nothing, though sometimes I feel like throwing soba at everyone!
Rei: Shoto continued training and achieved his dream of going to his school only to get involved in several global incidents, get stabbed and beaten several times, whilst also making friends even though he said he wouldn’t and accepting his fathers side?
Shoto: I refuse to call it his side. ItS mY PowEr.
Rei: And you- *Drawn out* ENDEAVOUR.
Rei: You continued being a jerk and hurt my children, became the number one hero, got horribly scarred and managed to drive my eldest to insanity and anger at society.
Endeavour: You have the wrong idea-
Dabi: Yup, it’s much worse.
Hawks: Wait- Quick question! Why am I here?
Deku: I want to know too!
Rei: *Motherly glare and serious expression*
Rei: As my future sons you must treat my boys well and protect them no matter what or else, give me beautiful grandchildren-
Dabi: *Hands in head and dirty muttering*
Shoto: *Dead expression* I’m sorry.
Endeavour: WAIT WHAT NO DO BETTER MY CHILDREN- And Hawks, you’re on my side!
Dabi: *Hisses, grabs Hawks arm*
Dabi: He’s mine come near him and I will burn you alive slowly and peel of your flesh you old geyser- *Sets hands on fire growling*
Endeavour: *Sets self on fire yelling* DONT TALK BACK TO ME YOU LITTLE-
Rei: *Giving Deku and Hawks the talk*
Shoto: *Eating popcorn* Will Hawks get cooked alive?
Hawks: *Sweating, between Endeavour and Dabi while also being trapped*
Dabi: *Practically an inferno now* COME AT ME YOU SON OF A $&@#%- *Indescribable insults*
Endeavour: *Inferno as well- Indescribable insults being yelled*
[Flash forward five minutes and the Todoroki house is on fire with everyone standing out the front watching. Hawks is rocking in a corner with Deku. Shoto eating burnt popcorn now.]
Rei: That first full family meeting went better than I thought it would!
Deku: *Whimpers* Wh-what?
Hawks: What is wrong with this family…?
Rei: sometimes i ask myself the same thing…