Tossityle

Hello, name is Taylor bi, feminist, slytherin, an adult against my will and better judgement. Currently in New York state. This is my personal blog...

[tofublock]

which duck are you?

[evilvarric666-archive]

Smtimes your house is haunted because there's a ghost sometimes your house is haunted because you miss grandma and your mom misses her even more sometimes your house is haunted because the subtext of how the last owners decorated rubs you wrong way sometimes your house is haunted because you've sublimated the fact that you didn't want to move in the first place and Sometimes your house is haunted because there's a carbon monoxide leak. Lots of options.

[blogquantumreality]

Chrisjen Avasarala taking no shit in The Expanse S02E09 "The Weeping Somnambulist"

[valtsv]

i love saying "get off my dick" even though i don't have one

[valtsv]

i don't have a dick but you're still determined to ride it

[icedteadrinker]

Limmy deleted best tweet of all time I'm so mad

[pitbolshevik]

aaron paul has done more for the lgbts by playing jesse pinkman and doing his weird little photoshoots with bryan cranston than harry styles and taylor swift combined

[pitbolshevik]

no one is doing it like them

[fedorathexplorer]

I really can’t believe I’ve been on this hell site for 8 years

[chrownox]

Impart me in your wisdom of ancient times

[fedorathexplorer]

one time there was a tumblr user with the url “pizza” and she would just comment on any text post about pizza saying “omg that’s me” and then we found out she had an entire tag dedicated to saying the n word

[thetyrannosaur]

One time somebody paid $750 for the url ‘hi’ and got deleted in less than a year for promoting weight loss scams

[bathykolpian]

There’s always been something deeply wrong with this place.

[duncebento]

[artisticlesbian]

[orcboxer]

(via @arianwells )

[pettycentral]

[desperate-acts-of-capitalism]

But with your help, we can make next year even worse for Elon Musk

[foolishmortal]

[xaveria]

noticed my coworker was on tumblr so i told them “i like your shoelaces” and they said “never say that out loud to me”

[the-boss-skeleton]

[cyberdelph]

by @seafoodbf

[naprasno]

[thejabberwock-blog1]

Dean Winchester + Misconceptions: Dean is incapable of talking about his feelings. 

3.09. 3.14, 4.10, 4.18, 4.22, 7.07, 8.08, 10.04, 11.11, 12.19

[salome-c]

Deadpool Update (X)

Taglist: @oscarseyebrow @the-little-ewok @mypedrom @prettylilhalforc @princessxkenobi​ @mariesackler​ @dailyreverie​ @nowritingonthewall @mandelirious​ @zinzinina​ @nadja-antipaxos​ @einno-arko​    

[dissociate-d]

wow wouldn’t it be so cool not to be constantly worried about abandonment

[badjokesbyjeff]

Millennial old folks homes are gonna be awesome!

LAN parties, DnD nights, wheelchair races, having awesome songs from the 2000’s as our golden oldies! It’ll be great, especially if we can line up our work schedules!