[oksanelle]

A series of iconic quotes that happened in just one scene

[emerius-deactivated20210810]

She’s back!

[pussysoupforthesoul-deactivated]

SHOW US HER FACE

[ourqueenfelinefatale]

SHOW US HER FACE YOU COWARDS!!!!!

[illuminudes]

[jayce]

1 HP no medic

[mayanangel]

THE GREATEST SAGA OF OUR TIME

[flavoracle]

I rarely criticize my wife, but when I do, it’s spoken directly to her, in private, and with love.

I don’t speak negatively about my wife to other people. Not because she’s perfect (which is an impossible and unfair standard) but because she deserves a husband she can trust. To say anything about my wife that I wouldn’t say to her face, would be a betrayal of that trust.

I never want her to spend a single moment worrying about the way I talk about her when she’s not around.

[smallmight-72]

A little louder

[flavoracle]

I RARELY CRITICIZE MY WIFE, BUT WHEN I DO, IT’S SPOKEN DIRECTLY TO HER, IN PRIVATE, AND WITH LOVE. 

I DON’T SPEAK NEGATIVELY ABOUT MY WIFE TO OTHER PEOPLE. NOT BECAUSE SHE’S PERFECT (WHICH IS AN IMPOSSIBLE AND UNFAIR STANDARD) BUT BECAUSE SHE DESERVES A HUSBAND SHE CAN TRUST. TO SAY ANYTHING ABOUT MY WIFE THAT I WOULDN’T SAY TO HER FACE, WOULD BE A BETRAYAL OF THAT TRUST. 

I NEVER WANT HER TO SPEND A SINGLE MOMENT WORRYING ABOUT THE WAY I TALK ABOUT HER WHEN SHE’S NOT AROUND. 

(is that loud enough?) 

[littlewitchlingrowan]

Yes. Thank you.

[localstarboy]

His voice kills me bro 💀💀💀

[labellabrianna-deactivated20250]

Mmm… Delicioso.

[complexitywithinsimplicity-deac]

😭 he speaks in italics. Perfect.

[henryscavills]

[americanprophet]

if you haven’t seen john boyega’s impression of pinocchio you haven’t lived

[cursedimages]

[voidbat]

body: you are dying of The Heat

me: [removes blanket]

body: never have you been So Frozen

[ladyjolder]

me: [sticks one leg out]

body: perfect

[bongboops]

Demon to my now exposed leg:

[regularlesbian]

cardi b is short for cardiovascular bronchitis

[khadidon]

Alicia keys be like…

[manuelmacabre]

I fucking snorted this is too much lmao

[snorlaxmeback-deactivated201803]

FU C K 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[tsunamiwavesurfing]

[darkislovelyyyy]

This shit is still funny

[candiikismet]

Lmao what the hell!

[maesterroshi-deactivated2020041]

Lmfao fuck that’s me

[yafavblogger]

Why was he in jail?

[hi-imkingdavid]

[hallaisme247]

@illmaticraj right now

[booziebooz]

Yeah I wanna know what he did cuz in all honesty if he r*ped this girl I don’t wanna be supporting him and shit by reblogging

[quasmellito]

Facts

[ellsworthej]

Nah he sold some weed to a undercover and used this as a pickup line

[futureblackwakandan-deactivated]

Ok in that case lmfaoooooooo

[whatwhiteswillneverknow]

Just to put some context into this:

[queenstravelingdarling]

Let him go 😂😂😂😂😂

[legitimatelala]

The finger guns at the end just slay me 😂

[colachampagnedad]

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growing up with siblings

[bigbeardedphil]

The fucking accuracy

[fatgirlfriendly-deactivated2018]

This is the funniest thing I’ve ever seen in my life.

[lavendarjevil]

The cinematography. Whipped the boy like the romans did with Jesus

[solwomb]

LMAOOOO

[gentlemanlypansexual]

“The Roman did Jesus” 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

[vontesnapped]

add that ominous hum/yodel thing that’s in every overly dramatic car commercial and this deserves an Oscar

[shante-erika]

Lmfaooo he cocked that hand so far back

[paranoidrobot-deactivated201110]

Two churches located across the street from each other.

[silvermoon424]

blua:

[8yrs-deactivated20130129]

my head is hurting because i thought about my future for 0.3 seconds