Exirel

[katherinelam]

ms paint drawings

[moonachilles]

Jane Austen really said ‘I respect the “I can fix him” movement but that’s just not me. He’ll fix himself if knows what’s good for him’ and that’s why her works are still calling the shots today.

[nitewrighter]

Meanwhile Emily Brönte just said “We can make each other worse.” 

[theonlycabbage]

Mary Shelley said, "I can make him

[holographings]

my entry that got me a winning spot at the 2021 short comic award “ЛИФТ”, i’ve had the draft for this story/characters in my head since 2018 (the original concept is much much different, but general overarching themes translated well into this shorter format i think). these past two years have been kind of very important to me, some of the emotions are still jumbled in my head but i think i unraveled some of them while writing n drawing this. fuck if i knew how much leeway it would make in the competition (if any) but i think it’s one of my favourite things i’ve ever made

[menlove-archive]

honest to god can’t stop thinking about this song about jeff bezos by philip labes (link takes you to his spotify). it’s such a good example of politically driven folk music.

[kaizykat]

Lyrics:

Jeff found a genie in a bottle Who said, “I can give you anything you ask” “You can have your wishes three And a million more for free It’s unlimited, just set me to the task.”

Well, Jeff thought a while, Said, “I want houses, “I want boats, I want fancy modern art, I want tickets to the Met, I want my own private jet, And a rocket into space just for a start.”

Well, the genie waved her arms and made it happen His every wish bolted from the blue And folks all over town grew enamored, gathered ‘round To admire the man whose wishes had come true

They said, “Let’s hear it for the man who has everything! By good fortune he’s been set so far apart.” “Yeah, let’s hear it for Jeff who has everything! ‘Cause his wishes are only at the start.”

Well, Jeff heard their shouts and he grew worried He said, “Everybody’s getting in my way.” The genie smiled as before, “You’ve got a million wishes more. You can even give a bunch of them away.”

Well, Jeff got confused and sorta quiet ‘Til he finally said, “I have just one wish more.” “I am satisfied, so I wish that you would die So you cannot grant wishes anymore.”

Well, the genie’s eyes got big and sad and shiny ‘Til she finally said, “Your wish is my command.” And with an effervescent sigh, she disappeared before his eyes And no wishes were ever granted there again

So, let’s hear it for the man who has everything! By good fortune he has set so far apart Yeah, let’s hear it for Jeff, who’s got everything! Every single fucking thing except a heart

[wordsmithic]

[tokyo-fashion]

Parai on the street in Harajuku wearing a Japanese kimono by Saku Laboratory with a beautiful GofukuYasan obi, a Chanel scarf, handmade earrings, Luce Macchia rings, and patent ribbon laced boots. Full Look

[thatsthat24]

Doing Some Rebranding 📆

[gibsalad]

[tokyo-fashion]

Shana and Hiro on the street in Harajuku wearing Japanese steampunk styles with items from Ozzon Japan, Alice and the Pirates, Baby The Stars Shine Bright, Alice on Wednesday, Atelier Pierrot, Vivienne Westwood, and Yosuke. Full Looks

[what-even-is-thiss]

Fairy: Hey I didn’t get your name.

Me: Yeah that was on purpose.

Fairy: Oh my god stealing people’s names has been categorized as a war crime for like a hundred years. Do I seem like the kind of fairy that would do war crimes?

Me: Well yes, but that’s just my impression of you personally. Not fairies in general.

Fairy: You’re smarter than I thought.

[what-even-is-thiss]

Me: So is the fairy monarch democratically elected?

Fairy: I think the one from a small corner of Alabama might be but for the most part, no. It’s still decided by a contest between the three oldest children.

Me: What kind of competition?

Fairy: Well it used to be to the death but that was too violent so these days each kingdom comes up with their own. In mine I think they play marbles but I’ve never seen one.

[what-even-is-thiss]

Me: Okay so why shouldn’t I say thank you or give gifts in return for favors?

Fairy: That’s mostly a regional thing but where I’m from it’s insulting to the wealth of the person giving you stuff. Like you really only thank people when what they did was like a huge burden so if you thank someone for giving you something that’s like calling them poor.

Me: Fairies have wealth inequality?

Fairy: I mean we technically still live under a feudal system if I’m being honest but with modern technology and ethics nobody notices.

Me: Do you have Internet down there?

Fairy: Only dial-up. That’s why I come to your house.

[what-even-is-thiss]

Fairy: So you’re telling me that human men don’t think that frog eyes are sexy?

Me: Well not most of them to my knowledge.

Fairy: So I bought these contacts for nothing.

Me: Hey man you don’t have to be a frog spirit to lure men into your clutches. Plenty of dudes are into cat eyes and ghoulish moaning.

Fairy: You really think so?

Me: I know so! Stop doubting yourself so much. You can definitely find some mortal men to lure into the timeless void for several centuries and adopt a demon cat with you.

Fairy: Thanks, man. That means a lot.

[what-even-is-thiss]

Fairy: So humans... don’t eat glass?

Me: No? It’ll cut up our insides and kill us.

Fairy: Ooohhhh. Oh no.

Me: What did you do now?

Fairy: More like... what I’ve done over the past three centuries since I moved out of my mom’s house.

Me: Did the coughing up of blood not cue you into anything?!?!!

Fairy: I thought that humans just spontaneously die sometimes!

Me: No we don’t! There’s physical reasons for these things!

Fairy: So... no more bringing nightshade and glass entrees to the potluck?

Me: No!

[what-even-is-thiss]

Me: So why mushrooms as portals?

Fairies: Look man, even we don’t mess with mushrooms alright? Sometimes they open up a portal to the human world and it’s just best to not question it.

Me: So wait. You don’t make the fairy circles?

Fairy: No. Mushrooms decide.

[thatsthat24]

Don’t Let Anyone Tell Ya Different 🏖

[homunculus-argument]

I wish rich people went back to keeping artists as pets. Like when you’re wealthy enough you pick a cool weirdo to do regular commissions for you, and if you really want to flex on your peers, you’ve got several.

 And you visit them every once in a while like “hello, I’ve paid for your rent and your tools, have you worked on that commission giant oil painting of me getting sucked off by my political opponent, who is unfortunately still the mayor of this town, like I requested?”

 And your favourite feral art person looks up - mouth full of gravel and completely surrounded by art-related trash like “no, but I designed a helicopter.”

And you’re like “that’s fucking lit, the mayor doesn’t have a helicopter. Please carry on as you have.”

[squaredcirclebaby-deactivated20]

[drst]

Don’t forget a whole lot of the people who worked for Reagan (who understood very little of any of his policies, between being not very bright and the dementia) also worked for both Bush White Houses.

[venusrrvelez]

Unhappy Death Day, Mister President

[wilwheaton]

Fuck Reagan and everyone who enabled him. Reagan makes me wish I believed in Hell.

[erinthebrave]

He also gutted state university funding, leading to the student debt crisis, and contributed to the genocide YES, GENOCIDE of lgtb people by way of the AIDS epidemic. Oh and don't forget the war on drugs, which led to the prison and policing system we now have.

[gaycism]

[child-of-flame-and-sky]

[lostmoonchildsblog]

Dancing around your room to music in the middle of the night is the ultimate form of self care

[tastefullyoffensive]

[theartofanimation]

Hyuna Lee  -  https://lee2419.tumblr.com  -  https://twitter.com/leepix_x  -  https://www.artstation.com/hyunalee  - https://www.linkedin.com/in/hyuna-lee-80a274128  -  https://www.instagram.com/leepix_x_  -  https://www.behance.net/alee2419a  -  https://www.youtube.com/c/LEEPIXXART

[nonalimmen]

'You will hear thunder and remember me and think: she wanted storms. The rim of the sky will be the colour of hard crimson. And your heart, as it was then, will be on fire.'

Anna Akhmatova, The Complete Poems of Anna Akhmatova