Aila Delmira

No more apologies. (Homestuck fankid blog) Session C9 ♧arrogantAntagonist & veteranHomo♧  ♤azureAstronomer♡ ♢modernMaiden & veteranHomo♢ (Icon picture w/out background by @yearnfulnode)

[modern-maiden]

Aww shit my birthday was a couple days ago

Happy birthday to me lol

[existential-burden]

FUCK. WHOOPS. Happ late borth!

[catsfurever]

get u a girl who cant do either

[modern-maiden]

You know what

I am one step away from hiring a yandere troll as a hitman

Cause I hate this bastard so much

Don’t tell kodi but

I am heavily considering it

And I just fucking might

Anyway

Carryon

[existential-burden]

I’m not a troll but I do have knives and I’m cheap. :)

[veteranhomo]

Guys. Stop.

[modern-maiden]

How much we talking Aila, want me to make you a milkshake and a grilled cheese?

[existential-burden]

That’s EXACTLY my rate!

[modern-maiden]

Just a guess, I’m also assuming you want a cookie dough milkshake?

[veteranhomo]

Guys. Murder isn’t the goddamn answer right now

[existential-burden]

Kodi, I would very literally kill a man for you, BUT I guess I could also Not kill a man for you.

[modern-maiden]

You know what

I am one step away from hiring a yandere troll as a hitman

Cause I hate this bastard so much

Don’t tell kodi but

I am heavily considering it

And I just fucking might

Anyway

Carryon

[existential-burden]

I’m not a troll but I do have knives and I’m cheap. :)

[veteranhomo]

Guys. Stop.

[modern-maiden]

How much we talking Aila, want me to make you a milkshake and a grilled cheese?

[existential-burden]

That’s EXACTLY my rate!

[modern-maiden]

You know what

I am one step away from hiring a yandere troll as a hitman

Cause I hate this bastard so much

Don’t tell kodi but

I am heavily considering it

And I just fucking might

Anyway

Carryon

[existential-burden]

I’m not a troll but I do have knives and I’m cheap. :)

[peepuddle-deactivated20230124]

i LOVE BEING IN BED !!!!!! i love being all cuddly and warm and curling up into a ball and feeling tiny !!!!! this is what life’s about !!!!!!!!!!!

[chongoblog]

Visit Original Link

Inspiration hits you in the strangest ways

[thelowlysatsuma]

I’m fucking yODELING

[modern-maiden]

Welp

Today is the day

The day some of us would like to forget, but

Happy 413 everyone.

[existential-burden]

God DAMN it's Homestuck Day again?? Already?

[fairyfawm]

i may not have any braincells, but i make up for it by having many heartcells

[thecommonchick]

If I had a dollar for every time someone called me short, I could pay for college, a semester abroad, a new car, and a mansion in cash.

[nymphaticc]

[doomy]

[cromchychipdip]

I made a Disaster Bi pride flag.

[super-metroid]

can they please make a dishwasher with a transparent door? i want to see what's going on in there

[cryptic-suggestions]

if you come across an alternate version of yourself in this realm, do not acknowledge their existence. they should not be here

[cryptic-suggestions]

You come here at least three times a week. Here, in the dark woods, between the stream and the abandoned building, where the mist is thick and birds refuse to sing, you sit for an hour, talking with the darkness. You tell it all your sorrows, all your pain. You leave little gifts - gummy bears, tiny crystals, old coins. You close your eyes and take a nap - when you wake up, the gifts are always gone.

One day, you don’t nap. You leave your eyelids a little open and watch. The door to the old building swings open. A huge, dark shape crawls out. It could eat you in one gulp, but it is satisfied with a few gummy bears. You feel strong tentacles wrapping around you and picking you up. One of them softly caresses your face. You smile and stare into cold purple eyes.

You are not alone anymore.

[cryptic-suggestions]

The shadow creature in your room strokes your cheek and kisses your forehead every night just as you're falling asleep. Their touch is cold but not unpleasant, they seem sweet and motherly. They must have seen your inner turmoil, and they're trying to soothe it with a touch from the Void. If they ever talk to you in your dreams, listen to them. If they want to embrace you, let them, and melt in their gentle hold until you become part of the endless abyss.

…

[azure-astronomer]

Heya! Happy Valentine's Day!!!!! 💙!!!!!

hellO therE..... i do nOt quiTe undErstaNd youR valeNtineS day,,,,, bUt i wiSh you Many cHocolAtes aNd othEr sugAry trEats.....

have You evEr had What i BelieVe to bE callEd conVersaTion hEarts????? Are thEy somE sort Of humAn ritUal in The naMe of kIsmeiSitudE????? I do noT know Of any Other ReasoN for tHeir hOrribLe flaVors aNd chaLky teXture.....

[existential-burden]

AHFNSNFNDJFKDNEJGNDBEBFG YES. That's EXACTLY what they are.