She May Be Tall But I'm High as Shit™

I’m living my damn god life Session C9 ♡venusCallipygian♡ ♤arrogantAntagonist♤ ♢veteranHomo & exstitentialBurden♢

[modern-maiden]

🍃Obligatory 420 post🍃

[modern-maiden]

Happy weed day ✌️✨🍃

[modern-maiden]

🍃Obligatory 420 post🍃

[modern-maiden]

Happy birthday @veteranhomo !!!

I never forget!

[funnylime]

why my hand shaky

[sundial911]

your skeleton is ready to hatch

[funnylime]

this is so fucking ominous thank you

[modern-maiden]

Aww shit my birthday was a couple days ago

Happy birthday to me lol

[existential-burden]

FUCK. WHOOPS. Happ late borth!

[arrogant-antagonist]

Oh, oops. Sorry. A late happy birthday to you, Lyla.

[modern-maiden]

Don’t worry about it

Hell I don’t even know how old I am now lmao

[modern-maiden]

Aww shit my birthday was a couple days ago

Happy birthday to me lol

[modern-maiden]

You know what

I am one step away from hiring a yandere troll as a hitman

Cause I hate this bastard so much

Don’t tell kodi but

I am heavily considering it

And I just fucking might

Anyway

Carryon

[existential-burden]

I’m not a troll but I do have knives and I’m cheap. :)

[veteranhomo]

Guys. Stop.

[modern-maiden]

How much we talking Aila, want me to make you a milkshake and a grilled cheese?

[existential-burden]

That’s EXACTLY my rate!

[modern-maiden]

Just a guess, I’m also assuming you want a cookie dough milkshake?

[veteranhomo]

Guys. Murder isn’t the goddamn answer right now

[existential-burden]

Kodi, I would very literally kill a man for you, BUT I guess I could also Not kill a man for you.

[modern-maiden]

Maybe we have milkshakes and grilled cheese, watch Sonic X and plot a hypothetical murder?

[modern-maiden]

You know what

I am one step away from hiring a yandere troll as a hitman

Cause I hate this bastard so much

Don’t tell kodi but

I am heavily considering it

And I just fucking might

Anyway

Carryon

[existential-burden]

I’m not a troll but I do have knives and I’m cheap. :)

[veteranhomo]

Guys. Stop.

[modern-maiden]

How much we talking Aila, want me to make you a milkshake and a grilled cheese?

[existential-burden]

That’s EXACTLY my rate!

[modern-maiden]

Just a guess, I’m also assuming you want a cookie dough milkshake?

[modern-maiden]

You know what

I am one step away from hiring a yandere troll as a hitman

Cause I hate this bastard so much

Don’t tell kodi but

I am heavily considering it

And I just fucking might

Anyway

Carryon

[existential-burden]

I’m not a troll but I do have knives and I’m cheap. :)

[veteranhomo]

Guys. Stop.

[modern-maiden]

How much we talking Aila, want me to make you a milkshake and a grilled cheese?

[modern-maiden]

You know what

I am one step away from hiring a yandere troll as a hitman

Cause I hate this bastard so much

Don’t tell kodi but

I am heavily considering it

And I just fucking might

Anyway

Carryon

[goblincore-aesthetic]

[tothearkmoved]

icons of plush frogs

[lilforestfellow]

i do not have a brain. where my brain is meant to be there is a small pond filled with tadpoles and water lilies

[crowcorekit]

I need to go back to school with a frog backpack.

not to mention fancy frog bag

or kermit

[fordarkmornings]

Lesbian love from mythology depicted in art 

Sappho and Erinna in a Garden at Mytilene, 1864. Simeon Solomon. The painting depicts Sappho embracing her fellow poet Erinna in a garden on the island of Lesbos. The artist himself was gay and known for his depictions of same-sex desire. 

Les metamorphoses d'ovide, Iphis et Ianthe, 1886. Auguste Rodin. The sculpture depicts a passionate embrace between two lovers and is sometimes interpreted as the girls Iphis and Ianthe. After the two fall deeply in love, Iphis prays to the goddess Isis for help and is later turned into a man in order for the two of them to get married. As it happens. 

Ruth and Naomi, 1886. Philip Hermogenes Calderon. The book of Ruth, according to some, is the great love story of the Bible and it happens to be a story about the undying love and loyality between two women. 

Jupiter sous la forme de Diane, seduit Calisto, 1800. Maurice Blot after Jean-Baptiste Regnault. In Book II of Metamorphosis, Ovid tells the story of how Jupiter seduces huntress Diana’s favourite nymph Callisto by taking on Diana’s appearance in order to lure her. 

[etheariss]

ovid was the original lesbian ally and also hozier’s original form, prove me wrong

[tlirsgender]

I have this headcanon that's actually kinda several headcanons where Zuko comes out to the gaang and it's just like

Zuko, Prince of the Fire Nation, Heir to the Throne, Incredibly Repressed and Visibly Anxious: I like. Boys

Aang: .......well who doesn't?

Toph: me

Zuko: WHAT

Sokka: not everybody's bi, Aang

Suki: I am :]

Sokka: yeah me too but

Aang: wait, you guys have words for that?

Katara: you don't??

Zuko: guys I'm gonna have a stroke can we rewind,

[tlirsgender]

Aang: I asked Monk Gyatso about it once and he said to love who you love, and whoever that is will come naturally :)

Zuko: Azula called me a slur

[clarkegriffinsmoved]

gif request meme  💞 anonymous asked teen wolf + #4 ( favorite villain )