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still believe that one of the greatest bits of all time was on January 6th, 2021 when. well. you know. and twitter was understandably an echo chamber of panic and fear and Justin McElroy just tweeted a selfie with a filter that was like “have a delicious national spaghetti day” followed by 3 tweets that were like “fuck. i’m sorry. i don’t know how to delete scheduled posts” and as i type this two years later i’m laughing

darkcomedies

a belated delicious national spaghetti day to you all

eflatminorseven

thinking about edvard munch's "The Sun" (1911)

like yeah thats how it feels. thats what it feels like to exist sometimes. he gets it

teddy2145

Also very big! Takes up two stories!

memorycycle

killer still at large

if any of you see this woman call us

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

I mean obviously I would fuck a monster but more than that I would bond emotionally with a monster over our shared sense of alienation and rejection from a hostile universe. together we would explore our deep-seated fear of being inherently unlovable, and reassure each other of our innate value as sentient beings deserving of love and kindness. i will hold them gently, and wipe the tears from their googly eyestalk-tentacles, and something will begin to heal

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

and then we fuck nasty, im not a saint

featherfangart

The Warden, The King

also the best boi

kosmogrl

lunarriviera

point-maitimo

« I have been advisor to Orlais, Witch of the Wilds… Daughter of Flemeth… And once, long ago, an old friend. »

Our beloved Dragon Age witch. Happy Halloween! 🎃✨

estrogenesis-eeveeangelion

quiz: why do lobsters have one claw bigger

goth-princess-gwennie

They evolved to handle different prey. the larger crusher claw cracks open ahrder prey like a molar tooth, whilst the smaller pincer claw rips apart soft prey similar to an incisor tooth.

estrogenesis-eeveeangelion

theyre lobsided

goth-princess-gwennie

oh I see! yay!

talons-mcbeak

My sister sent me this photo today with zero context and I laughed so hard I couldn’t breathe

hagiomoto

This should be a bigger news tbh

ot3

The tech giant deleted the accounts of three prominent Palestinian human rights groups — a capitulation to Trump sanctions.

sipping-ambrosia-wine

^ HUGELY important point made right here

celezart

Lothering

Wanna share with you peace of Lothering landscape I drew for @lelianazine Always love to draw little towns and fantasy landscapes, and happy to be a part of that zine. Preorders is open, btw