existential gum chewing

All parties are advised to chill.

[louciferish]

Just me and a few beautiful mermaids I encountered at a local aquarium

(back in the state of my birth, seeing old friends and doing shiny new internet meetups along the way)

[existentialgumchewer]

I fell in love yesterday more than I already was 🖤

[byjove]

We need to put the “I’m in prison for killing a cop.” energy back in country music. We need to put the “I really hate the establishment so much. Abolish prison. Beat up your boss.” energy back in country music. We need to put the “I feel so bad for disappointing my mommy.” energy back in country.

[og-zamboni-driver]

The “I killed my husband/boyfriend/best friend’s husband and I regret nothing” energy

[byjove]

Controversially, the “I shot my girlfriend and now her ghost has come back to seek revenge.” energy too.

[byjove]

The “Holy shit, Hank Williams Sr.’s ghost is driving this fucking car. What the fuck.”

[byjove]

The “I’m fighting Satan with my fancy fiddling.” energy.

[thesuburbanerd]

“We’re forming a union because our boss is a thieving plutocrat and we’d rather die than let the scabs win” energy

[gafgifs]

[best-of-inspirobot]

[She who fucks with devils needs to be self-critical lest she herself becomes a devil.]

[fuckyesericidle]

Eric Idle, during the filming of Monty Python’s Fliegender Zirkus (1971)

[darkcomedies-deactivated2022042]

watching this youtube video about victorian haircare wherein the woman testing the products out inhales so much alcohol fumes she gets tipsy and that’s joining lead in everything, corsets, and doctors who cured hysteria with vibrators in “reasons why victorian women loved fainting”

[darkcomedies-deactivated2022042]

me walking out of my fainting room after getting my back blown out by a medical professional face covered in lead makeup walls emerald green (also containing lead) high on the cocaine i was prescribed for allergies, tightening my corset: archibald darling i am seeing ghosts

[sixmonthsandgone]

Worlds of Ursula K. Le Guin (2018), dir. Arwen Curry

[gameraboy2]

El Gato Gomez

[0fficelady]

aleksandra waliszewska

[0pportunity]

[aletheyass]

these all happened in the second half of march so happy anniversary to vanessa hudgens saying “it’s a virus and i respect that and like people are going to die which is terrible but like inevitable” on instagram live and happy anniversary to ellen saying “this [27 million dollar mansion] feels like a prison” and happy anniversary to madonna calling the virus a “great equalizer” while bathing in a bathtub with rose petals in it and happy anniversary to sia posting a picture that just said “virus <3″ and happy anniversary to priyanka chopra clapping to her empty garden and happy anniversary to gal gadot et al.’s imagine video

[brucebocchi]

smoking on that shit that made tom wait

[c3po]

i’m smoking on that shit that made tom cruise

[brucebocchi]

smoking on that shit that made tom petty

[c3po]

smoking on that shit that made tom . and jerry

[existentialgumchewer]

the lovely @anartistsconfession (thank you 😘) tagged me to post 4 characters i relate to/match my energy!!! I picked four of the messiest bisexuals I could think of. Because I feel that deep in my soul.

I tag @rodery , @ladadee195 , @louciferish and anyone else that feels like playing because work is so boring and this is an excellent distraction.

[rasputinaillyanna]

Nadja of Antipaxos and That Gown™

[your-daily-desert-weather]

Illegal swans? In our town? Of course not!

[ginger-snaps014]

[seriousscully]

does anything happen in the x files or do scully and mulder just look at each other

[baybscully]

other things happen but they aren’t as important

[thethirdbear]