A Fucking Mess™

Your local gay cryptid. Catch me in clips of television static and phasing through walls to steal all your french fries.

[eucalyptus-sage]

whenever i see "low in calories" im just like??? u mean. low in energy?? low in energy. that is what u r promoting to me??

a calorie is a literal unit of measurement for how much energy something gives u, so when a product is like "low in calories" im like. great. so the exact opposite I'm looking for in food.

[the-sunshine-cult-deactivated20]

I want you to know that this post has genuinely helped me feel better about eating, even if I’m not eating “”healthy”” things. When I start feeling bad, I remember that I’m fueling my body to get through the day and so it’s okay if the food is high in calories!!

Very genuinely, you helped at least one person with an ED feel better about the food they eat.

[detailedart]

Details: L'ala nera o Il tocco dell'angelo by Roberto Ferri.

[canniballistix]

It’s a real tragedy the writing team couldn’t handle Dean better. The concept of a queer man with eldest daughter syndrome who fights monsters but is working on seeing the good in everyone and loves his baby brother and channels his feelings through very loud music is just. enchanting

[guerrillatech]

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[bang]

????????

[previoustags]

[shygaetano]

hoooo

BITCH

yeayus

[yourocdoeswhat]

Having OCs is the best because all my headcanons for them are confirmed

[yourocdoeswhat]

I know I made this post but #mood

[fur-bies-deactivated20180106]

i let the furby skins soak in fabric softener after i washed them and my sis found them and sent me:

and i have never laughed so hard x’D

[eeeeeeeeeeeek]

never do i ever want to hear the words “furby skins” uttered ever again

[dracota]

You never peeled a furby?

[felinequine]

@existentialmelancholy

[existentialmelancholy]

gestures vaguely @ my childhood would you like a list of things to continue denying mother

[dappermouth]

Past the road, a blackened building creaks between the trees⁠—and there you feel a creeping dread you’ve only known in dreams.

[blubrrybowl]

When you’re trying to act normal in front of a group of people you barely know and someone mentions one of your special interests

[duckman-hmm-deactivated20190817]

hey don’t label traditional mythologies as fuckin cryptids. yokai aren’t cryptids, w/ndigo are not cryptids, pukwudgie aren’t cryptids.

TRADITIONAL MYTHOLOGIES ARE NOT CRYPTIDS. 

cryptids are creatures with a disputed existence OUTSIDE OF MYTHOLOGY. like fresno nightcrawlers, mothman, bigfoot, flatwoods monster, jersey devil. NOT mythology, and NOT indigenous stories.

[existentialmelancholy]

time for sewing

[sadhoc]

*thinks about my trauma* i come with lore

[retrogamingblog]

[theglowpt2-deactivated20200101]

oh to be gay and unhinged 

[bingokill]

in a lighthouse?

[theglowpt2-deactivated20200101]

yeah in a lighthouse