Who Cares

I woke up today and figured I'd burn everything that made me think of you.

[baddroid]

[midsommars-deactivated20201109]

—“Bullshit.”

[princesconsuela]

[fileth-fileth]

三九呂さんのツイート: 本日も渡辺さん～コーヒーブレイク工業～

[pendingforabending]

[ruinedchildhood]

It (2017)

[jibril-deactivated20190420]

[underseadevotee]

Truly he deserves the highest levels.

[middleeasternsarecool]

His name was Abu Tahseen al-Salhi, he was 63, and he racked up 341 kills against ISIS

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

   I just drove my uncle and myself to the hardware store, and he said to me “Molly, I want you to know that being Catholic doesn’t change anything. If you someday get married, your wife will be welcome in this family. Don’t ever think otherwise.”

  That is really nice, but I am not gay???

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

I’M LAUGHING SO HARD. SPOILER ALERT 2012 ME; YOU’RE SUPER FRICKING GAY.

[married-to-amazement]

[slimetony]

me when i play videogames

Oh Fuck I Sure Hope I Don’t Die

[midtown120blues-deactivated2018]

me when i see my ex wifes toyota previa barrelling down my street

[perchov]

[37q-archive]

this was the single greatest moment in modern television

[executiveoutcomes-deactivated20]

life is like a giant mushroom 

[sturmgewehrr-deactivated2018032]

Explain

[executiveoutcomes-deactivated20]

[kamadaeva]

[sirjontargaryen]

“When your brother Rhaegar led his army into battle at the Trident, men died for him because they believed in him, because they loved him…”

[mariodaymiller]

[crudbumpowns]

[adriofthedead]

ＴＨＥ　ＲＩＴＵＡＬ　ＩＳ　ＣＯＭＰＬＥＴＥ

[phluphfy]

I N F I N I T E C A T

[jake-clark]

[kaldicuct]

Actually, you can. Go masturbate. It releases more dopamine into your system.

[angelicbreadroll]

im constantly jacking off and i still want to die so science is lying to you