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Chanyeol: what's that?

Sehun, holding an oreo milkshake: it's spicy you won't like it

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Johnny: You need to stop punching pregnant people. It's not cool. You're just going to get arrested and ruin your life.

Ten: No one does that. Who do you know here that does that?

Johnny:

Johnny: I need to stop punching pregnant pe...

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Baekhyun at the therapist: Am I your sexiest psychiatric patient be honest

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EXO's Groupchat

Junmyeon: Did you know yoda has a last name?

Junmyeon: It was Layheehoo

Junmyeon: HAHAHAHAHAHA

Junmyeon: Guys?

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Jongin: Omg there's a quiz that shows you your gay name

Sehun: Go on then, what's mine?

Jongin: Your first name +

Jongin: *Turns around and gets on one knee*

Jongin: My last name

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Baekhyun: Come on

Chanyeol: Where are we going?

Baekhyun: We're going werewolf hunting.

Chanyeol: Wooooo

Baekhyun, squinting his eyes: The fuck did you just say?

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Chanyeol: I'm gonna play you a song called "Life"

Chanyeol, screaming: *bangs on random drums and crashes symbols* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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Baekhyun: Ow! The food's too hot! I can't eat it

Chanyeol: You're too hot and I still eat you

Baekhyun: *blushes*

Chanyeol: *winks*

Sehun: One meal. I just wanted ONE MEAL.

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Jongin: So that's the plan! How does it sound?

Sehun: Are you okay with constructive criticism? I really don't want to sound mean.

Jongin: Of course, I want him to say yes so help would be great.

Sehun: It fucking sucked.

Jongin: That's not constructive critism.

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Baekhyun: If my kisses were WiFi, would you ask for the password or would you steal it?

Chanyeol: I'd use data.

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Jongdae, drunkenly telling a joke: so the snake walks into a bar and the bartender says how did you do that

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Chanyeol flirting in class: So uh, what school do you go to?

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Junmyeon: Seeing your best friend happy after a dark spot is the best feeling ever

Sehun: ...

Sehun: Well he's obviously never had two snacks come outta the vending machine at once.

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Sehun: Here you go, a nice hot cup of tea

Jongin: Oh thank you- wait sehun it's cold

Sehun: nice cup of tea

Jongin: *takes a sip* its DISGUSTING

Sehun: cup of tea

Jongin: is this even fucking tea

Sehun: cup

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Jongdae: hey sexy, see anything you like?

The mirror: 👁️👄👁️

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Baekhyun: Tell Chanyeol even though I'm mad at him but I still love him

Sehun: Gross tell him yourself.

Baekhyun: We're in a fight

Sehun: You're sitting on his lap..

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Junmyeon: Can you just listen to me for one second!

Chanyeol, matter of factly: Beans.

Everyone: *loses their damn minds*

Junmyeon: You think that's funny?

Jongdae, piping up with his hand in the air: He

Everyone: *fully loses their shit*