Exo Dirty Reactions / Confessions

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Just asking if you’re still alive?

Yes, we are! We are back the following weekend! THE BITCHES ARE BACK IN TOWN! ❤️

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EXO Dirty Reactions: You Randomly Kiss Their Neck From The Back

Sehun

‘Wow. That was... That was really nice, baby.’ *gladly surprised*

Luhan

‘Humm... What? Was that a spider or something?’ *acts like he didn’t feel anything*

Kai

*smiles widely to himself and wraps his arms around you*

Chen

‘Would you mind if we go to bedroom and... U know.’ *horny eating Jongdae mode*

D.O.

‘OMG, Jagi, you are so cute.’ *can’t stand your cuteness’

Kris

‘How dare you to kiss the king without permission?’ *acts calm but happy inside*

Lay

‘Honey, I can be as nice as you too’ *starts to tease you*

Chanyeol

‘Did you just...? Woah...’ *standing wonderfully shocked*

Tao

‘Didn’t you hear my kisses are better than yours?’ *teasy as fuck panda mode*

Xiumin

‘So... I guess it’s my turn now’ *turns around and kisses your lips*

Baekhyun

‘My lovely... Do this again’ *stares directly in your eyes*

Suho

‘Could you tell me what was my name? Again.’

GIFS ARE NOT MINE!

Ladies and gentleman... Killed by Sehun. Again. -J.Kwi

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EXO Dirty Reactions: They Notice That You Have A PMS Syndrome

Luhan

‘Look, I bought you flowers just to make you feel better. Is it already fine?’

Kai

‘No way... Please, not today. Why today?!’

Lay

‘Smile, please! This day is the day you can’t be sad!’ *starts to do extreme ageyo*

Tao

*does what you tell him to do the whole day*

Kris

‘Wait, what?’ *confused galaxy man*

Sehun

‘What do you mean by saying your head aches? There’s no sex today?’ *bitchy maknae mode on*

D.O.

‘Stay calm, okay? Imma bring some food and cartoons. Just keep calm, baby’ *caring Kyungsoo mode*

Suho

‘Umm...Okay. I will do my best to make you feel good’

Baekhyun

‘Come here, babe. Let’s cuddle!’

Chanyeol

‘I have food, you have me to love and take care of you. This day will be perfect.’ 

Chen

‘Oh, so that means I’m staying with you today’

Xiumin

‘So... You’ re about to eat me and give my bones to my mother? How wonderful!’ *starts to fool around just to make you feel better*

GIFS ARE NOT MINE!

(thank you for you work gifmakers! You are wonderful)

GUESS WHO’S BACK IN TOWN! MISSED YOU GUYS! - J.Kwi

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YES, THIS BLOG IS STILL ALIVE

#STAYTUNED

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Ogólnie, nie pytam, ale czuję, że tym razem muszę. Czy byłaby jakaś możliwość, żeby się z Tobą zapoznać?:D Po prostu, piszesz tak idealnie, że Cię przez to polubiłam hahaha sama nie wiem jak to zrobiłaś. Jestem wstydliwą osobą, ale musiałam napisać:)

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To wszystko jest takie milutkie, bardzo dziękuję! ;D

Liczę, że odezwiesz się na maila, słoneczko ^^

Ściskam mocno i buziaki znad morza! <3

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This is not okay on any level.  First of all, this company tagged the shirt with “OCD”, so they KNOW they’re spoofing the real diagnosis of OCD.  They are not only turning OCD into something trivial or silly, but they are also making it into a pop-culture statement about FANDOMS.  Also, notice how the word “disorder” is there.  Disorder is a term reserved for when something is getting in the way of your day-to-day functioning and overall happiness.  It’s not something to make light of, especially on a T-shirt.  I’m really disappointed in this company.

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I HATE it when people do this. They obviously don’t understand what the word “disorder” means and they obviously don’t understand what OCD is really

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EXO Dirty Reactions: When They Hear You Moan For The First Time

Sehun

‘What was that, baby? Do it again!’ *teasy as hell mode*

Suho

‘Oh, once again!’ *proud of himself*

Kris

‘Jesus Christ!’ *surprised but proud boyfriend*

Tao

‘Mmm, yes. I would love to listen to it all night...’

Lay

*goes a bit harder just to hear you moaning*

Luhan

‘Wait... What?’ *stops to make sure what you’ve done*

Chen

‘Will you thank me later, baby?’ 

Chanyeol

*moans with you*

D.O.

‘Oh...’ *blushes*

Baekhyun

*gets even more turned on*

Kai

‘Oh God, Y/N. You are so awesome.’ *happy proud boyfriend*

Xiumin

‘You like it that much?’ *super horny mode*

GIFS ARE NOT MINE

Oh, Jesus. Double killed by Jongdae and Chanyeol. - J.Kwi

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When you say "exo being daddies", does that mean Daddy kink is excluded?

It depends on what is the confession/reaction about ;P - J.Kwi

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EXO Dirty Reactions: They Are Drunk And Want To Have Sex With You

Chanyeol

‘Jagi, come here! Let’s have sex... Please, please, please, please, please!’ *annoying drunk happy virus mode*

D.O.

‘Babe, let’s get naked, hahahahahahahahahahahaha.’ *starts to laugh like it’s no tomorrow*

Kai

‘Will you be mad if I undress you and take you to our bedroom?’

Lay

‘Look, babe! I’m going to our bedroom! Jagi, I’m going to be naked in a few minutes! Y/N, I’m walking backwards to our bedroom! Honey, join me!’ *fancy after alcohol unicorn mode*

Sehun

‘Babe, look how sexy I am. Will you fuck with me now or in a few minutes?’ *starts to dance like a dork*

Baekhyun

*falls asleep before he says anything*

Luhan

‘Do you feel like it’s really... hot here, jagi?’ *starts to undress himself*

Xiumin

‘What do you mean by saying I’m too drunk to have sex now? What a bullshit! I’m a sexy warrior of rock, why can’t you see it?! Play my guitar, Y/N!’

Suho

‘Do you want to spend some lovely time with me?’

‘Well, yes?’

‘So follow my invincible horse!’

Tao

‘Honey, undress yoursel, maybe?’ *imperious drunk panda mode*

Chen

‘Y/N, I’m really horny because of you now... Do something with this!’ *starts to sing*

Kris

‘Babe, come here and... U know... Please!’ *too drunk to do anything more*

GIFS ARE NOT MINE!

Dead because of Jongdae again >,< - J.Kwi

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This blog is actually my life.

Wow, thank you! ;)

It’s a pleasure to satisfy you in a really dirty way ;P

We really do our best for this blog to ‘be good’ ;)

Greetings from Poland, stay with us and always smile a lot! ;)

XOXO - J.Kwi