Rare and Unusual Bitties for Adoption

A brand new Bitty Shop (Bittybones AU) on the scene. Come in and have a look around! 

[exoticbitties]

Hiya ^w^ I’m new to your blog and I just wanted to ask a question about the bigbones bitty’s, my question is, if their caretaker had a fear of heights would they be understanding of that and try to help the caretaker overcome that fear if they agreed -ps I love how unique your bitty’s are keep up the great work x3

Howdy! I’m glad you’re enjoying the blog!

You might have to question a few different Big Bones before you found one that was willing to help you get over that fear with a tactic besides “exposure therapy”. They do like to show off! 

[exoticbitties]

A shortish woman with brown hair and eyes anxiously approaches. “Hello! I was wondering if I could visit the big bones? I don’t have room for one, but I would still like to say hi if that would be okay?” She fidgeted with a beaded ring as she spoke.

“Ah, yes! I remember our correspondence,” the shopkeeper says as he leans up from a display case he was organizing. 

He adjusts his glasses and gives the girl an appraising look. Now that she’s here in person and he can see her eyes, he feels that she has a good heart. He motions for her to follow him and heads to the back of the shop. Between two tall bookcases hangs a green curtain made of colorful fabric. The shopkeeper holds the curtain aside to reveal that the door leads not into a room but into a wide open outdoor space that most certainly does not exist on the other side of the Bitty Shop!

Rolling hills and fresh mountain air meet the girl’s senses as a breeze tugs at her hair. The trees are sparse but lush and in the distance the peeks fade into fog. As nice as this view is, it’s kind of overpowered by the presence of the enormous bitty dozing on his side there on the grass just a few feet away with his skull propped up on one bony hand. He is dressed in loose clothes made from what appears to be a red and white striped circus tent. 

The old shopkeeper steps through the curtain and stands behind the girl with his hands folded at the small of his back.

“Big Top, you have a visitor,” says the shopkeeper loudly. It isn’t really a shout but he very clearly raises his voice so the bitty could hear him over the breeze. “Remember your manners!”

Big Top, as he is called, lazily opens one eye and glances down at his keeper and the girl who has come to visit. For a moment he doesn’t say anything, his grin un-moving. Then, he shifts position and lowers a hand, extending a single finger toward the girl for a handshake.

“Salutations, shrimp,” Big Top says. 

[firedrakegirl]

She shook his finger, eyes wide with awe. “Hiya! My name’s Fire. How’re you today?” She asked, amazed and excited. This giant bitty was so cool!!!!!!

[exoticbitties]

“Fire, huh,” says Big Top. “You must be a hot topic back home. Since you’re here, why don’cha help me out with somethin’?”

Ignoring her question, the skeleton flips his hand over, inviting Fire onto his palm. His expression stays the same--lax with that same cheeky grin. 

“Big Top...” warns the shopkeeper. He folds his arms and taps one slipper-clad foot. “You had best not be up to anything...”

“Relax,” says Big Top, glancing back to the shopkeeper. It amuses him how much of a worrywart the man is--sometimes. Other times it just makes him tired. How can a body that small worry about so much all the time? “I’m just lettin’ the little lady help me with some farm work.” Big Top’s attention falls back to Fire. “So, how’s about it?”

[exoticbitties]

Can you please explain why a “bitty” that’s several stories tall needs any kind of caretaker? They could in theory just take whatever they wanted, or even find work for themselves. Why would they want to be owned?

[[it’s an inversion of the usual human/bitty dynamic as some silly fun, like what if they wanted to take care of you instead]]

[exoticbitties]

Uh.. Hello! I was wondering if i may adopt one of these Big bones?

You most certainly may! 

[exoticbitties]

A shortish woman with brown hair and eyes anxiously approaches. “Hello! I was wondering if I could visit the big bones? I don’t have room for one, but I would still like to say hi if that would be okay?” She fidgeted with a beaded ring as she spoke.

“Ah, yes! I remember our correspondence,” the shopkeeper says as he leans up from a display case he was organizing. 

He adjusts his glasses and gives the girl an appraising look. Now that she’s here in person and he can see her eyes, he feels that she has a good heart. He motions for her to follow him and heads to the back of the shop. Between two tall bookcases hangs a green curtain made of colorful fabric. The shopkeeper holds the curtain aside to reveal that the door leads not into a room but into a wide open outdoor space that most certainly does not exist on the other side of the Bitty Shop!

Rolling hills and fresh mountain air meet the girl’s senses as a breeze tugs at her hair. The trees are sparse but lush and in the distance the peeks fade into fog. As nice as this view is, it’s kind of overpowered by the presence of the enormous bitty dozing on his side there on the grass just a few feet away with his skull propped up on one bony hand. He is dressed in loose clothes made from what appears to be a red and white striped circus tent. 

The old shopkeeper steps through the curtain and stands behind the girl with his hands folded at the small of his back.

“Big Top, you have a visitor,” says the shopkeeper loudly. It isn’t really a shout but he very clearly raises his voice so the bitty could hear him over the breeze. “Remember your manners!”

Big Top, as he is called, lazily opens one eye and glances down at his keeper and the girl who has come to visit. For a moment he doesn’t say anything, his grin un-moving. Then, he shifts position and lowers a hand, extending a single finger toward the girl for a handshake.

“Salutations, shrimp,” Big Top says. 

[exoticbitties]

Gonna try to climb one of the big bones

Be sure to let them know you’re there before you start climbing, otherwise you might get a surprised swat. That would smart! 

[exoticbitties]

I looked at your list of available bitties. Are there any more cuties my heart can get attached to?

Not yet, but keep your eye(sockets) peeled! We’re still getting off the ground. 

[exoticbitties]

Do you do rp adoptions and visits?

Short RPs are welcome! 

[exoticbitties]

Hello! I don’t currently have a space big enough for your lovely big boys, but can I visit?

Of course! The bitties (even the not-so bitty ones) love visitors! They love meeting new folks and it lets them get a feel for what kind of person they would like to eventually live with. 

[firedrakegirl]

How would I go about it?

[exoticbitties]

You could describe your visit in an ask or send an ask requesting one and I will describe a short scene for you! 

[exoticbitties]

Hello! I don’t currently have a space big enough for your lovely big boys, but can I visit?

Of course! The bitties (even the not-so bitty ones) love visitors! They love meeting new folks and it lets them get a feel for what kind of person they would like to eventually live with. 

[exoticbitties]

Local Big Bones helps out with creating a pumpkin patch. If you’d like a BB for yourself, visit our shop! 

[exoticbitties]

Are you open? Is the biggest boi available?

Yes we are open! The large lad is ready to go! 

[queitghoulwhispering]

DaWan will be a good name for him. The characters for “big smile” but pronounced like “a star” (as in an actor, singer, artist, master) (someone who’s the best at what they do)

[exoticbitties]

Wonderful! Let us know how DaWan is doing now and again! 

[exoticbitties]

Are you open? Is the biggest boi available?

Yes we are open! The large lad is ready to go! 

[exoticbitties]

Hello, just wanna ask this...Can BB give mates like the other bittys? Oh, and can a adopt one of the BB? I just love how cute they look!

Hello! I’m still pretty new to this community so I don’t understand your first question. And secondly-- yes! Feel free to give a Big Bones a home! I’d love to hear how they’re doing once in a while! 

[exoticbitties]

Whoops! We realized that the ask box wasn’t open. This has been fixed! 

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BIG BONES (adoption profile)

Big Bones (or BB for short) are the first type of bitty to come to Exotic Bitties. In fact, they are the reason that the shop was founded!

+++DESCRIPTION+++

Big Bones are Sans-types that clock in at about three stories tall give or take. They dress in simple clothes made from large fabrics like tarps and tents but somehow always seem to be able to acquire a pair of large track shorts and comfy slippers. They possess all the abilities a Sans does naturally. There are not very many Big Bones.

+++PERSONALITY+++

Big Bones are very similar to Classic Sans in that they are chatty layabouts who love to joke and always keep their promises. Some Big Bones will dote on their care-taker the way a human might fawn over their own bitties--this includes picking you up and putting you in his pocket or hood. Others may act aloof as though they simply cannot hear or feel their care-taker's pleas for attention.

When it comes to jokes, Big Bones naturally like to go big. They may replace your mattress with a whoopee-cushion or put your car on the roof.

On the rare occasion that two Big Bones meet, they may challenge one another to a prank-off so maybe make sure that only happens under very strict supervision.

When interacting with other bitties, although they may have trouble seeing them or hearing their voices, they are indescribably careful and will protect them from harm.

+++CARE+++

Big Bones prefer to live in the country with lots of space. They need a big barn to protect them from the elements. If left out in the snow and rain, they may catch cold and sneeze the roof off of your house.

Their preferred food is pumpkins. If left too much to their own devices, Big Bones may develop a habit of causing trouble or a vice for smoking.

To keep a Big Bones occupied and happy, provide them with puzzles and ask them to help you with big jobs. It makes them feel important. It may be difficult to convince them to actually do the job, but that's part of the game. They like knowing that they are needed.