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jammespotter

harry on felix felicis is what james was like 24/7

angry-badger-bitch

No I don’t need felix felicis, IT RUNS THROUGH MY VEINS

hogwartsaheadcanon

Accurate

fantasticbeasts

Because you’re my friend and I’ll never forget how you helped me, Jacob.

mamalazzer

lizziebennetnotinjapan

“Hagrid gulped, but no words came out.

“Could you write it down?” Harry suggested. “Nah – can’t spell it. All right – Dildo Lover Rat Mom. ” Hagrid shuddered. “Don’ make me say it again.”

sirussly

“Sir?” said Harry. “I’ve been thinking… sir – even if the Stone’s gone, Dil-, I mean, You-Know- Who –” “Call him Dildo Lover Rat Mom, Harry. Always use the proper name for things. Fear of a name increases fear of the thing itself.”

lizziebennetnotinjapan

Harry turned this news over in his mind. He was starting to get a prickle of fear every time You- Know-Who was mentioned. He supposed this was all part of entering the magical world, but it had been a lot more comfortable saying “Dildo Lover Rat Mom” without worrying.

sirussly

“Hagrid, he’d have found out somehow, this is Dildo Lover Rat Mom we’re talking about, he’d have found out even if you hadn’t told him.”

“Yeh could’ve died!” sobbed Hagrid. “An’ don’ say the name!”

“DILDO LOVER RAT MOM!” Harry bellowed, and Hagrid was so shocked, he stopped crying.

ireadwaytoomanycomicbooks-deact

Reasons I think the HP fandom should talk about Viktor Krum more:

He was an internationally famous Quidditch player but showed like zero signs of being a conceited ass about it.

He was an internationally famous Quidditch player but was still in school, showing he probably still valued his education, plus he was a good enough wizard to be chosen as the Durmstrang champion by the goblet of fire.

He was an internationally famous Quidditch player with lots of fangirls, but hung around the library for ages trying to work up the courage to ask Hermione Granger to the Yule Ball, and I think that’s adorable.

He didn’t behave like an asshole dudebro when Hermione wasn’t interested in dating him.

Hermione was also used as the person he would miss the most in the second task, and I think that says less about Hermione than the people around Viktor Krum. We know he had parents. We know he had teammates. But none of those relationships were apparently more healthy or comforting than this nice girl he had just met at Hogwarts, and that makes me sad.

He had zero patience for Dark Arts and Dark wizards, even though he went to a school that emphasized both of those things.

He stayed on good enough terms with Fleur that he was invited to her wedding.

His problem solving method once included partially turning himself into a shark. A shark.

antoniosvivaldi

“My gran’s always said You-Know-Who would come back one day. She says if Dumbledore says he’s back, he’s back.”

— Happy birthday to Neville Longbottom

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Neville Longbottom (b. 30 July, 1980)

dajo42

harry potter: “albus severus, blah blah blah slytherin tootle toot fart noise you were named after the bravest man i’ve ever known”

teddy lupin: “hey uh… remember my fucking dad”

dajo42

[albus arrives at hogwarts] albus: “hello professor! did you know severus snape? my dad says he was the bravest man he ever knew” neville longbottom: “is that fucking right”

pajamboree

neville writes an owl to harry containing two words

just-a-random-nerd

Writes? That letter is a howler and you cannot convince me otherwise.

rasec-wizzlbang-blog

A howler that just screams “fake bitch”

catstiel

harry potter is FAKE

set in the 90s but there were 0 (zero) chokers or butterfly clips explain to me This

marauders-hp-deactivated2016081

“Parvati scowled and removed a large ornamental butterfly from the end of her plait” (pg. 247, The Goblet of Fire)

heytherekristen

I want to imagine that some fan got so heated over this post that they literally went through every single book, page by page, until they found something to fire back with.

me on may 2nd: i can't believe it's the anniversary of tonks and remus dying right after their son was born, of fred leaving his twin brother alone, of colin creevey dying too young...

also me on may 2nd: *throws confetti* SEVERUS SNAPE IS DEAD. SAYONARA BITCH. REST IN FUCKING PIECES YOU HUMAN SHIT.

younggayanddoingokay

Imagine if Harry just got a little too sick of Snape’s constant jibes about him being spoiled at home and just kinda snapped. “Yes professor, you’re right. I’m excessively pampered. It really is extravagant of the Dursley’s to let me have the ENTIRE cupboard under the stairs all to myself. Next thing you know I’ll be making ridiculous requests like being allowed to eat everyday or have clothes that fit!”

propinquitous

been thinking a lot lately about why so many of us are deeply attached to remus and for me, i think it’s because he was what i wanted from my teachers. he was practical; his lessons were fun and he was never cruel to students; he was supportive and gave harry extra instruction when he needed it but boundaries were mostly maintained, and you never doubted that remus was an adult, someone you could count on if you were in trouble and that would respect you and speak to you like a person but still knew you were a child and didn’t expect anything of you beyond that.

and then you add to that what fandom built, the hurt and the betrayal after sirius was gone, the marauders history that j.k. will never quite get right; the way he jokes and makes off-color innuendo that is just this side of subtle; the worn elbows on his jumpers and his abiding love of chocolate that means so much more than just recovering from a dementor encounter; the way he gets nauseous when he’s nervous and the way he was never quite able to let go of the hope that his friend did not betray him.

the books gave us this incredibly sympathetic adult that we believed would believe in us, and we took him and spun his history into this thing we knew he had to have, something quiet and aching that resulted in a man who would always be there if you needed him. it’s so important to me that remus’ history is traumatic and yet he became such a caring person, someone with so much love in his heart and who wants with every ounce of him to be good despite the darkness he didn’t ask for.

he became one of the most absurdly admirable people in canon, not just because he was kind and gentle and good, but also because he had every reason to be callous and cruel, and i think it means so much to us because we want that for ourselves.

tackykawa

Imagine Ginny Weasley walking through the halls and getting catcalled by a few boys. “Looking hot, Weasley!” One of them yells. Behind her, Fred and George start doing ridiculous poses, blowing kisses to the unsuspecting boys.

“I know,” they say in unison.

gobstones

draco malfoy & quotes.

noraestheim-blog1

listen. i know jk rowling knows absolutely nothing about america but for the entire country to only have a single wizarding school there must be either 200 professors working at this place or you get to your first potions class and it’s held in a fucking baseball stadium.