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PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH

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Mike Driver
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almost home

祝日 / Permanent Vacation
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
Jules of Nature

Origami Around
DEAR READER

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@expertlycavalier
I hate begging once again but my January pay was abysmal and between rent, necessities and direct debits I’m down to nothing already. My card just got declined for £4.50 and I have £2.77 in cash in my wallet to last me until the end of this month. I have a phone bill due on the 23rd and my antidepressant prescription which is £9. I’m literally begging and I’m so so sorry because I feel like a fucking leech but if anybody can spare anything whatsoever, my paypal.me is here and I would be so eternally grateful you have no idea.
“I wish it could always be like this.”
“You’re always there for me.”
“The stars are the only thing that makes sense.”
“There’s more out there, you just have to be patient.”
“It doesn’t all have to be existential dread.”
“You’re so much different when we’re alone.”
“I like it when the worlds quiet.”
“There’s a place for us somewhere.”
“They’ll name constellations after you one day.”
“Your hearts beating so fast.”
“They don’t know what they want.”
“You don’t know what you want.”
“That’s what they’re supposed to say.”
“We really don’t know what we’re doing.”
“I miss the old you.”
“Nostalgias a trap.”
“Aliens are out there.”
“Did you hear that?”
“I really want pizza right now, think it’s open?”
“What time is it?”
“But why would they abduct cows?”
“We’ll all be dead soon enough anyways.”
“I wish we didn’t have to sleep.”
“What do you believe in?”
“What happens after we die?”
“Seems like a silly thing to say, don’t you think?”
“And what’s your excuse?”
“You’ll get it together soon.”
“Sometimes I feel like I’ll never have it together.”
“It’d be better if people weren’t so afraid of their feelings.”
“You keep quiet and we both lose.”
“I wish I could save this forever.”
“When did you realize you were in love with me?”
“The rooms spinning.”
“I loved you long before you knew.”
“I’m not afraid of death, I think it’ll be peaceful.”
“The Universe is too big for that.”
“Do you think we’ve met in other lives?”
“I’d come back to haunt you.”
“Would you come back to haunt me?”
“What’s alternate universe you doing right now?”
“Tell me a secret.”
“Why haven’t you told anyone?”
“I wish we knew each other sooner.”
“You’re a game changer.”
“I’m a game changer.”
“Don’t ignore fate.”
“Ignorance isn’t bliss.”
“What, is that a conspiracy theory?”
“It’s probably the Illuminati anyways.”
my muse is sick. how does your muse take care of them?
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Drinking starters
as requested by @ambitionbled (it won’t let me tag you, sorry!)
CONCERN.
❝How much have you had to drink?❞
❝You could have fucking alcohol poisoning!❞
❝Easy, there. Try to sit up.❞
❝I think I might’ve overdone it on the alcohol…❞
❝We’ve got to go get your stomach pumped.❞
❝I thought you said you were clean!❞
❝Yes, it is a big deal.❞
❝Let me drive you home.❞
❝You are NOT driving like this!❞
❝You are gonna have one hell of a hangover tomorrow.❞
❝Drinking until you puke is not normal.❞
DRUNK.
❝Is this real life?❞
❝I want to go to sleep but I can’t find any sheep.❞
❝How do you show fish affection?❞
❝Taco Bell is open 24 hours, right?❞
❝Tequila is not my friend? YOU’RE not my friend.❞
❝Drunk I am not.❞
-glasses on head- ❝Where did I put my glasses?❞
❝How do I tell my parents I’m a mermaid?❞
❝I’m not even tired.❞
❝I should call my ex.❞
❝I’m not drunk enough for this.❞
❝Does playing Mario Kart drunk count as drunk driving?❞
-hugging the floor- ❝I’m trying to stop the floor from spinning.❞
❝Can we go out for fried chicken?❞
ANGST.
❝What’s the fucking point anymore?❞
❝Screw recovery. I want a drink.❞
❝I’m too sober for this shit.❞
❝I don’t give a shit what you think.❞
❝I seriously don’t feel too good.❞
❝I didn’t even have that much to drink.❞
❝Will you stop fucking interrogating me?❞
❝I can drive. I’m fine.❞
❝There’s a reason I drink so much.❞
❝You’re the reason I drink so much.❞
❝I’m only happy when I’m drunk.❞
FLUFF/FUN.
❝You’re cute, you know that?❞
❝You wanna get wasted?❞
❝I’m bar-hopping tonight, wanna come?❞
❝What are you drinking, and why aren’t you sharing?❞
❝I’m having a party for two.❞
❝You’re so hot.❞
❝I’m usually too chicken-shit to say this, but…I really like you.❞
❝I don’t want to kiss you with your alcohol breath.❞
*kisses on forehead*
*kisses on cheek*
*kisses on lips*
Injured/Bleeding Sentence Starters
“That’s a lot of blood…”
“That’s not good…”
“I think that’s more than a little cut.”
“You’re looking rather pale.”
“You’re bleeding!”
“That doesn’t look good…”
“I don’t think that’s suppose to come out.”
“That’s a bit of an interesting angle for that to go at.”
“How do I get it to stop?!”
“How are you still standing?!”
“Don’t get up, you’ll make it worse.”
“What happened to you?”
“I can’t feel my fingers anymore…”
“Everything hurts.”
“Is everything supposed to go dark?”
“Ow, yeah, okay, that’s starting to hurt.”
“It’s just a cut.”
“I’ve had worse.”
“You’re bleeding all over my floor!”
“You better not die on me.”
“They got a lucky shot…”
“Next time don’t call me to come over only to find you in a pool of your own blood!”
“You need to keep pressure on it.”
“Don’t move!”
“That looks nasty.”
“Am I dying?”
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GRYFFINDOR: “Being brave means to know something is scary, difficult, and dangerous, and doing it anyway because the possibility of winning the fight is worth the chance of losing it.” –Emilie Autumn
expertlycavalier:
Orlando paused for a moment as the server came back with their drinks and took a slow sip of his. “If I’ve got the time, sure. Why not? I didn’t realise you were actually taking to the stage. You’re like some big deal in the ballet world huh?” He grinned broadly. “If I say I’ll come, can I have your autograph?” He slid a napkin across the table towards her.
Live laughed at that statement and shook her head “There are a ton of dancers out there, you won’t even know which one’s me.” she started, smiling “I don’t audition for lead roles. I’m perfectly happy being in the background.” she then said, nodding “It’s fun, less stressful.” she now added, as she grabbed the napkin he slid towards her and wrapped it around her glass instead “Though, I could give you an autograph as a thank you for coming… If you do come.”
“...we’ll see. I might be able to make time to come along. But you know, you should go for those leads. I’m sure you’ve got what it takes... you’d put every other dancer on that stage to shame.”
expertlycavalier:
He let out a short chuckle and felt a smirk tug at his lips. “Really? I’m kind of offended. How could anyone never notice this face?” he teased, pouting a little as he took a step closer.
“Oh, people take notice of your face.” Lauren nodded at that “You’re handsome, that’s for sure.” she then said, as she looked up at the other with a smile “Cute, that’s just something you see when you stare just a little bit longer.” she now added, as she let her smile turn into a grin.
“So you’ve been staring, huh?” he laughed openly and tucked a strand of hair back behind her ear.
expertlycavalier:
“Not bad. It’s gruelling- I mean, I knew going into the medical field wasn’t going to be a walk in the park. I’m working 12 hour shifts most days and when I’m not I’m usually on call but it’s good to keep busy.” He leaned back in his seat, hand resting lazily on the table. “What about your dancing, how’s teaching going? What age range do you teach?”
“Yeah, I think the hours alone would make anyone not want to go into the field, but I’m sure it’s very rewarding. Helping people to that extent, it must feel great despite having ungrateful patients.” Live thought out loud. When the other then asked her about her job, she smiled “It’s good, I teach children below twelve.” she responded “After school for two hours. It’s just a side gig, most of my income really comes from dancing for plays, videos, anything that require a ballet dancer.” she then said, shrugging at that “Do you like musicals? I can gladly provide you tickets to one that’s showing next month.” the woman then offered “I’ll be a part of it, but don’t feel the need to come just because I’m there.”
Orlando paused for a moment as the server came back with their drinks and took a slow sip of his. “If I’ve got the time, sure. Why not? I didn’t realise you were actually taking to the stage. You’re like some big deal in the ballet world huh?” He grinned broadly. “If I say I’ll come, can I have your autograph?” He slid a napkin across the table towards her.
expertlycavalier:
“–noticed what?”
He blinked, lifting a hand to his jaw with a slight frown.
“That you’re cute.” Lauren laughed at that and dropped her hand.
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He let out a short chuckle and felt a smirk tug at his lips. “Really? I’m kind of offended. How could anyone never notice this face?” he teased, pouting a little as he took a step closer.
Potential Panic Starters
“First off, nothing is on fire. Yet.”
“Put it back, put it back, PUT IT BACK!”
“Nope! Nope nope nope.”
“This is not as bad as it looks, but it’s as horrible as it sounds.”
“Get me down! Please!”
“In the time it will take to explain this, the situation will get twice as bad.”
“Did you forget the… oh no. Oh no…”
“How are you so calm?!”
“No! You lead off with everything is fine, and then tell me the bad news!”
“Don’t. Panic.”
“Just don’t move, and don’t scream, but there’s a… thing on you.”
“I followed the sounds of increasingly loud screaming, what’s happening?”
“Don’t. Just don’t. I know what you’re gonna say!”
“Help. Help, help help help.“
“The problem is right THERE. Can we get along for five minutes please!?”
“Are you help? Please tell me you’re help.”
“How did I let this get so bad? I’m so dead!”
“There is no calm! Don’t tell me to be calm!”
“Everything is fine, it’s fine- nope I retract that statement.”
“I left for exactly two minutes and this escalated how!?”
“Help first, shame lecture later.”
“There was a gross misunderstanding when I said “I got this”, just so you’re aware.”
“Are you the void? Because I need to scream.”
“OW! No, stop, don’t do that!”
“Will you stop? You’re going to make it worse!”
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MY MUSE IS NOT ALWAYS RIGHT
Please keep in mind that, however hard my muse may argue something or however confidently they make a statement, they can be wrong. It’s my muse’s opinion, and my muse talking, and their perception is skewed. Do not feel like everything out of my character’s mouth is the truth, or that I’m godmodding.
expertlycavalier:
He blinked a little at Live’s generosity, but hey, if she was offering… “That’s kind of you, thanks. Make that two cheeseburgers, yeah?” He flagged down a passing server to place the order, then glanced back at his new dining companion. “Can I at least get you a drink?”
“Alright.” Live smiled widely at that, then she nodded at his offer to get her a drink. With that, she nodded “Sure, surprise me.” she said, smiling as she then looked up at the waiter that she gave her order in to. Two cheeseburgers and whatever drinks the other would order for them. Once they were gone, she turned back to the other “How’s the internship going?”
“Not bad. It’s gruelling- I mean, I knew going into the medical field wasn’t going to be a walk in the park. I’m working 12 hour shifts most days and when I’m not I’m usually on call but it’s good to keep busy.” He leaned back in his seat, hand resting lazily on the table. “What about your dancing, how’s teaching going? What age range do you teach?”