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softerworld

cherrybam-blog

delectable-in-red

just-shower-thoughts

Kids who are mature for their age are actually just too traumatized by adulthood to enjoy a childhood

violentwavesofemotion-deactivat

when vincent van gogh said “but you must love with a high, serious intimate sympathy, with a will, with intelligence, and you must always seek to know more thoroughly, better, and more”

catchymemes

People messing with their textbook mini DUMP

rakkudude

you left out the best one

neckkiss

I found peace in your violence

Marshmello (via neckkiss)

perrfectly

“It’s easy to take off your clothes and have sex. People do it all the time. But opening up your soul to someone, letting them into your spirit, thoughts, fears, future, hopes, dreams… that is being naked.”

— Rob Bell (via perrfectly)

dankmemesreasonforliving

toastbutteregg

find me this guy

esichovequechova

wanderingtycho

This is what Kurt Cobain wanted.

catbountry

He would fucking love this.

pro-gay

WHERE’S THE FULL VERSION OP

spudsexuall

My boyfriend talks in his sleep and because he’s bilingual, he says some hilarious/weird/sometimes creepy shit. I ask him every morning if he remembers saying this stuff and he has no idea about any of it.

Here are some of my favorites:

-”Babe, can you please turn down the brightness of your skin” -After stealing all of the blankets: “This is my right as a human” -After I take the blankets back: “I don’t want your freedom, America. Just blanket” -Sometimes he just says “Hello?” as if he’s answering a phone call -One night he just said “Cabbage” which is weird because he doesn’t know the english word for that when he’s awake. -After spooning me: “You have a nice butt” -”Who is that in the corner?” (terrifying) -”Watch out for the red lady” (even more terrifying) -Sometimes he will say things in German and it sounds like he’s speaking Parseltongue -One time I actually think he said something in Parseltongue -One time he talked about buying a ticket to “everywhere” and then just said “hello?” after two minutes of silence -And my all time favorite: ”This is MY yogurt, Satan”