instead of either having a server be muted or unmuted discord should introduce a setting called special princess mode where the server is muted except ☝🏽 for one person that is your special princess and the emoji0oo990op09iop09i8o09i8op09iolp-09op-0opyujiko8o9i8ukol9iukolp9i8uki sorry. i got a drop of oil on my keyboard bc i was eating hummus with a little bit of olive oil earlier and i was cleaning that off. anyway and the notification icon is a heart. and they have to to call it that.
Pjackk url held and actively used by someone who's not even funny with it is the bad ending but in a meta sense it's a fitting trajectory for pjackk's corpse so carry on
It’s like watching the corpse of an old friend being piloted by a mind control parasite except the mind control parasite is not genre conscious enough either be convincing but just a little off or to be obviously false in horrific ways, rather just kinda half-assedly toying with the corpse and doesn’t even really want it that much, which is a deeply appropriate outcome for Pjackk’s continuing desecration
some character design doodles, featuring nathalie serving and adrien bringing new meaning to the term 'boy mom'
Edit: fuck I realized I forgot his cane. Imagine this is a good non flare up day for him
(handwriting sucks so transcript: Dogwalker (Nathalie with the dog miraculous), 19 year old Adrien, no taller than he was at 14, dead wife boy vibes. Adult Chat Noir, a stunning 5'9 on heels, slight fagcent)
legend has it that the elite of Parisian society created fake children to use as status symbols-- ones that would never surpass them or humiliate them, and if they did, that childhood rebellion could immediately be snapped away. some are brilliant, some are mere posessions, and some are far older than you may think.
(haven't even scratched the surface of the lore i've made up for mlb yet)
lila, cerise... someone else..... (a lila reference page for me. if youre interested in my lore for her, it's under the keep reading!) (also her villian name is pronounced like metamorph-faces. i wanted it to be show accurate naming, aka bad)
Born some time in the early 1800s, Lila was created by the head monk of the Tibetan Guardian temple via use of the Peacock Miraculous. Lila was revered as a holy being with sacred duty, and she was raised with a great conviction in her beliefs. Lila’s role in her community was to wander her country and speak to everyday people, to learn stories and gather news to bring to the isolated monks in the temple. However, she was also a security system; an innocent child who would lead those who sought to follow her home to their dooms.
One day when she returned home to the temple, she found it burnt to a crisp, her family all dead and none of the sacred objects she swore to protect remaining. Worse still, her tether that kept her alive had been lost, so Lila now had no way of growing up, changing, or dying, as sentibeings cannot die without their tether being destroyed. It became Lila’s mission to locate the person who stole the Miraculous and bring them to justice, and she searched for hundreds of years, creating infinite false identities to make up for her eternal childhood. When she heard of Ladybug and Chat Noir’s activity and witnessed them proving themselves capable in combat, as well as a rogue Moth Miraculous user causing mayhem, she changed her plan– she would test the current holders of the Miraculous and judge their worth, and ally herself with them to bring Hawk Moth to justice, as well as locate the ‘guardian’ that handed miraculous to children and madmen in the first place.
However, Lila uncovered a horrible secret that took over any other quest she’d embarked on– the Ladybug and the Cat miraculous were not balanced. What’s worse, from her perspective, the Ladybug was a bully, picking on random girls who had given her no indication that they were malicious, using her powers to get in with boys and put down other children– this was appalling to Lila, who lived the teachings of the Guardians religiously.
The underground cult of elites who wanted to rule the world were secondary to her, chumps that were quite easy to manipulate if she just offered them power in the right way. But a rogue Ladybug couldn’t be reasoned with. When a Ladybug had more power than a Cat, they had more luck than they knew what to do with. Everything always went their way, with dire consequences; someone, after all, had to have bad luck in return. The lucky Ladybug could kill a man, and the bystander who kept the secret would take the blame, and the lucky Ladybug could tell a lie and everyone would tear themselves apart helping them get away with it.
And a rogue Ladybug, one who wasn't a *hero*, one who would never notice the jinx because they didn't see others as people... a rogue Ladybug made everyone around them destroy themselves for them, a rogue Ladybug was never affected by bad luck so they could never be reasoned with, and a rogue Ladybug would drive their partner to madness– and when you drive a being of pure rot to madness, there’s nothing to cauterize it.
Lila’s mission now is to get back the Ladybug miraculous as soon as she possibly can. She’s seen what someone pushed to the breaking point will do when they have infinitely expandable power…. And Ladybug made everyone she knew infinitely powerful.