Candi

Semi-Twitter personallity who has come to invade your tumblr space.

[theweirdwideweb]

[nalukaiooc]

The fire cleanses

[hotvampireadjacent]

we aren’t build to last as a species

[writing-prompt-s]

When you die, you appear in a cinema with a number of other people who look like you. You find out that they are your previous reincarnations, and soon you all begin watching your next life on the big screen.

[lesbian-moon-gf]

too much

[postmarxed-deactivated20190429]

My previous incarnations throwing popcorn at the screen and booing: this bitch is fucking stupid!!!

[babyanimalgifs]

a bunny wearing bunny ears

[notpudus-deactivated20140426]

was it really necessary for me to be born

[mrsmarymorstan]

Possibly not, but Double Chocolate Chip Cookies aren’t necessary either but I wouldn’t want to live in a world without them!

[pandragolot-deactivated20160710]

that is the most uplifting thing i’ve read all day

[neutralbacteria]

[alt-ered-st-ate]

Wow i cant believe humanity peaked in 2018 the year of our lord, Beyonce.

[michaelcorderoes]

[fluorideuraniumcarbonpotassium]

If you don’t kiss your partner after oral then you a lil bitch.

Mother Teresa (via ridiculouslyproper)

[segweg]

It blows my mind that after all this time you’ve spent on earth, nobody ever bothered to tell you that your eyes aren’t brown.

They are copper against honey and sage and when they water they glow, two perfect orbs the same shade as nature after it rains.

You’re not as simple as they wanted you to be.

[jettestblack-deactivated2017080]

"you’re not as simple as they wanted you to be"

[wussut-deactivated20140613]

wow

[g0th-bby-deactivated20151025]

Spooning? More like let’s see how much “accidental” booty wiggling it takes to get him hard.

[famousest-deactivated20210114]

its hard to be attractive when youre not

[treadcarefullyherebedragons]

[brbgottagoread]

when I am ruler of the earth I am going to wear these while exploring forests with my dragon

[thelandbeyondthewall]

source (x)

[myhocha]

[deathwishyeezuz-deactivated2015]

Silverware by Tim Burton. Now available at Macy’s

[expiredcandi]

Those are the most useless spoons and I want 30

gettin real tired of my own bullshit

[hima-ekimae]

戦うための性的殺意 モデル:りにょ

[expiredcandi]

internet: have u read the terms & conditions?

Shakira: yep!

shakira's hips: no she didn't

Shakira: son of a

[ryanashle-deactivated20151211]

2014 feels so long ago

[ryanashle-deactivated20151211]

It’s like it was just yesterday

[katghuleh]

I’ll fucking kill you all

[expiredcandi]

Is this facebook or some shit?

[my-teen-quote]