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Introduction because yes 🥳🥳🥳

You can call me keth or micro cuz yes

Any pronouns because I feel like it

I love shiratama so much you guys don't get it (or maybe you do idk 😘)

I mostly post about anpanman but I might post about other things I like every once in a while

I'm literally ribbit tadc irl dude what

Also I am a minor (teen) so weirdos/proshippers dni

Alsoooo feel free to DM me because sure man 🧍‍♂️ (pls moots/friends for rn 😘)

(I might add more stuff if I feel like it 🤯)

#Intro post cuz yeahhh 🥳#I probably should have made this as my first post but whatever dude idc anymore brah 🧍‍♂️

memories

I’ve been silent for too long and can no longer bear to keep this inside: @expiredmicrowave is a good person and deserves many good things.

chippkamuri

yes yes @expiredmicrowave deserves Helene as in the moon keth is so tuff

expiredmicrowave

so do you twine 🥹🩹

expiredmicrowave

im gonna get you w a pitchfork NOOO ONNEEEEE disses my senpai kawaii goat dokinchan

if its about the English dub making her sound like a brat then I understand tho but shes lovely ok😞

dude then I must watch terrible because bro, SHES EVILLL 😠😠 all she does is go insane over my bread alter ego (trust) so that relationship is heavily one sided, AND she genuine attacks baikinman for not getting her thingssss ☹️☹️☹️☹️ she EVIL 👿👿👿👿👿

(Sorry this is long, the length just shows my HATRED for her 👿👿👿👿)

((I don't always hate her gng please put your pitchforks down))

chippkamuri

shes sigma though so that excuses everything right,,,

to be fr though I wont get yu w a pitchfork twine

expiredmicrowave

it does for now until I find more reasons to HATE her 😈😈😈

But anyways, thanks for not getting me with a pitchfork gng I appreciate it 🥹🩹

chippkamuri

its okay twine im only going to fly into yr house like the firework labubu💞

expiredmicrowave

thats awesome bro 🥹🩹

expiredmicrowave

im gonna get you w a pitchfork NOOO ONNEEEEE disses my senpai kawaii goat dokinchan

if its about the English dub making her sound like a brat then I understand tho but shes lovely ok😞

(Sorry this is long, the length just shows my HATRED for her 👿👿👿👿)

((I don't always hate her gng please put your pitchforks down))

chippkamuri

shes sigma though so that excuses everything right,,,

to be fr though I wont get yu w a pitchfork twine

expiredmicrowave

it does for now until I find more reasons to HATE her 😈😈😈

But anyways, thanks for not getting me with a pitchfork gng I appreciate it 🥹🩹

im gonna get you w a pitchfork NOOO ONNEEEEE disses my senpai kawaii goat dokinchan

if its about the English dub making her sound like a brat then I understand tho but shes lovely ok😞

(Sorry this is long, the length just shows my HATRED for her 👿👿👿👿)

((I don't always hate her gng please put your pitchforks down))

#Sorry this is long gng 🥺🥺🥺

aburntcookie

Tag game!!

Put a fun fact about you, and tag moots!

I play the Trumpet and Piano, but no one ever believes me when I say I can play 😭.

@rubystar999 @sunofafish @euni-nyx @strawbxrrypies @annabellescreation @hollow-nautilus @catcgamingyt @nocturnalsighting @abandon-asthma-inhale-clouds @isntthatmarvellous @kaeyasyndrome @cryaboutit666 @sh1n3yy @lifeserieswatcher @cee-watches @allhailgoldenchicken @multishipper33 @merthaevelynk @splendibugzz

i-do-anything-but-write

I have a teeth gap. The doctors tried to close it twice, but it turned out to be pretty strong

@elronthemage @sunflowerrosy @pio-birb @loftwingofcrimson @butterfly-teacup @bookish-kiwi @philanthropicalsundog @lemedstudent2021

sunflowerrosy

I used to have a tooth gap but it’s closed up after my wisdom teeth started coming in

I have two little white spots in the middle of my front teeth that the dentists have no clue what they are because they’ve migrated to the bottom of my teeth and they say they shouldn’t have moved lol

@the-ellia-west @elronthemage @rockellex @northernhealer @butterfly-teacup @loftwingofcrimson @the-actual-timberwolfe @thebookishkiwi + open tags!

loftwingofcrimson

Ty for the tag Sunny & Star! ( @i-do-anything-but-write)

I can play the piano & my teeth are a bit stained yellow from sucking on vitamins heheh

@onyxswamplegacy @djmistic7 @shadoweddream @thatonelulegendfan & anyone else!!

djmistic7

one of my first OCs was a self insert

i discovered how to tie a box knot one bored afternoon as a kid

i type using mostly my pointer finger & thumb

i rock back and forth while flapping my hands when excited, this earned me the nick name "Jay bird" this is also a play on the first letter of my name, "J"

i listen to a lot of 8-bit & rock remix songs, as well as folk lore based songs

my fav species of animal is reptiles!

sometimes i walk like an digitigrade

i used to make mini comic stories with my sister, i can't remember all of them, but we had fun!

i have a gengar keychain i hang on my fanny pack, he's squishimallow themed

btw, i like gengar and mimikyu the best!

i think that's it...

no other moots, but random ppl

@no-one-offical @evil-evil-pukicho-offical @evil-pukicho-real-offical

one moot

@swaddledogyt

evil-evil-pukicho-offical

The fact that the word "digitigrade" is in your vocabulary is the most autistic thing I've ever seen I'm sorry. uhhh... fun facts yeah... I used to be able to play the Tenor Sax but I'm outta practice. I do not have teeth (lie). I've never had a pet in my life. When I was younger I fell off the monkey bars at a park during the winter and got concussed. I have never broken a bone. My metabolism is fast so I am very bony, because of this people say that my elbows and chin are sharp.

Moots!: @anonmous-offical @no-one-offical @eclipsezzz @thefairyoflarry @myra-x3 @genderqueer-offical @quadrupleaffirmative @killer-offical @oooo-iiiiiiiiiiiiiiii @evil-lemon-shark-offical @slulz @evil-pukicho-real-offical

oooo-iiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

I got my ears pierced when I was 9

@itsjayden3972 @scribbl3dog @valhallas-last @subtletwilighteternity @weedleysnumberonefan @willow-wisp-fae @jesterofthegods @jesuschristofficialforreal @iheartspnphoenixandxwings @beepbeepblerp @dik-dik-offical @feralhorrors @killer-offical @cosmic-entity-official @the-pancake-woman

beepbeepblerp

i have a pretty decent cd collection (around 80-100 i think) :3

@undeadamethyst @prettygourlave @sticksleftlense @imsojuliaaaa @star-sstruck @peggyofoz +anyone else

star-sstruck

I can kinda twirl my baton

I mean I can do ike the three different ways you can twirl it but I can't do any like throwy tricks or anything and I've never tries twirling to a song or wtv

@vyncent-in-static @icomb-ici @kassachilles @solace-of-regret @stars-of-shadowmoon @p000zzzzzzz333r @archangelgabesblog @decembersservice open tags I'm sleepy I js woke up

caffeinatedcaninee

I’m actually decent at improve acting and I stage people into an improve contest every year

@a-star-bear @sushuni @stanley-the-coolest

+open tags

a-star-bear

I know the lyrics to any song that I’ve heard 3+ times

I used to be more fluent in Spanish than English

I currently know/am learning 6 languages (English, Spanish, Finnish, Hawaiian, Italian, ASL)

I’m so bad at flirting that it wraps around and it’s good again

Tags: @girl-on-the-subway @rockingpolkadots @dani-byrd @fishstarrz @dr0ps0fjup1t3r @sushuni @YOU!!!

sushuni

I can do stage acting, singing, writing, percussion and makeup all somewhat decently!

Tags: @toastylicious @bubbles-and-bat-wings @yeouchatron @k4tt5u

bubbles-and-bat-wings

Somewhat???? SOMEWHAT?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

I customized my keyboard with stickers of my collage's initials!

Tags: @joustsmuggler @crypticclawsart @samthehuman565 @bamthebatmobile @thebiggestvillainslairfan @transit-5b-5 @yipyapcloudi @misssprinkles @paranormaltheatrekid @rex-critter

bamthebatmobile

hey gang

I sometimes play piano but only the main melodies

@vinylv1 @khrystenapofficial @thecyberneticozian @deuxdat-deuxwat @insert-the-4thwall-entity

vinylv1

I chipped my tooth at a swimming pool one time

I used to keep 2 rabbits and a fish when I was around 8-10

I dream of not only being a character designer/artist but also a voice actress

I used to play violin when I was little but idk if I’m good at it now

I keep a collection of sticker packs even though I don’t really use the stickers

@blairefrances @pamiwerewolfybunterfly @haileycakesworld @sentient-car-hell @gerydabirb

pamiwerewolfybunterfly

I remember when I was like 10-11 year old, I did soccer practice, even though I’m NOT good at sports, it felt like torture.

@torrentialchaos @dazzle-expandism @cookiecat-7388new @b-does-arts @galaxywolfcomet @laya-euphoria @ilovefelixthemagician @herwonderlandfirefreakingevil @i-am-trashyy @lydia-khoward @vito-the-troublemaker @sillstarszz @frogshrooms-offical @holorform2009 @hopethesillyheartwitch

laya-euphoria

Till this day, I still NEVER know how to tie shoelaces :')

@herwonderlandfirefreakingevil @holorform2009 @galaxywolfcomet @countingthestarsthings @megamanzerov20 @c3rberuz @robotswithadhd @pamiwerewolfybunterfly

smartdreamer

I actually tried to sing one time while practicing my voice because it wasn't on the right note.

@chippkamuri @number-1-spud-fan @spiraly-biolumebelle @arthurzinthehybridgoatrabbit @scythe-101

chippkamuri

i have multiple plushies of shinde, but no one believes me when I say I dont put them in jars. 💔

@akamushiiiii @possibly--harumi @blablablasphemy @hotdog-puppy @niiiiiiiijitan @expiredmicrowave @allicetomate +open

expiredmicrowave

I actually have personal beef with dokinchan i just don't tell anyone because I don't wanna get stabbed with a pitchfork 🤤

icedmarcha

Reblog with your eye color, zodiac sign and favorite season.

Just wondering :)

artandbeauty71

tysm @caffeinated-chocolate ! <3

eye colour: emerald green 💚

zodiac: leo ♌

fav season: spring 🌸

open tags :D

autumnrain777

took advantage of the open tags bc i love tag games <3

eye color: ill be poetic too and say *chocolate* brown lol 🤎

zodiac: pisces ♓

favorite season: hmm man i wonder LOL autumn 🍂

no pressure tags! @iris895 @sopjacm @leiftheleaf06 @valjeansemble @burnrubberduckyburn @random-reblogs-n-shit @zomb1edude @vibingandthrivingouthere @marinara-saucey @m0malle @123alexis-is-lost @averydedicateduck and open tags!

m4scaratearz

Bored and wanted to join!<3

eye color: brown

zodiac sign: taurus

favorite season: autumn!

tagging: @mistgomery, @ghostykie, and open tags ˖ ࣪ ☁︎⋆ ❨

ghostykie

thank you for the tag! @m4scaratearz ｡⁠.ﾟ⁠+⁠

eye color: green/blue

zodiac sign: scorpio

favorite season: summer!

tags: @asy-555 @servingfairydust 🪷

asy-555

ty for the tag! @ghostykie

Eye color: brown

zodiac sign: virgo

favorite season: Winter/spring

tags: @vampurrss @paranoiddollie @cruelgirll @sincereleedoll @dolcegbaby @worstangelalive @maithaofthezora @madeofvioletdreams @cigarettegirlinflorida777 @hero1nchic21

worstangelalive

Ty 4 the tags @sincereleedoll @asy-555 <3

eye colour: blue or grey idk! favourite season: spring / fall / winter jsut not summer zodiac sign: Gemini ♊️

Tags: @bluevelvet448@sincerelycrescent@harlotstarlet777@girl-so-online + any1 else 🪷

girl-so-online

ty for the tag @worstangelalive

eye colour: brown

favourite season: fall

zodiac sign: taurus

@coraxoxo @aporiavirus @ziggysbolterxx @sparklingsonderingdeer @maithaofthezora @salvatore—-girl

maithaofthezora

tysm for the tag @asy-555 @sincereleedoll @girl-so-online

eye color: darkest brown

favorite season: winter

zodiac sign: aries

@hy7rsv @444prilsbae @nemesisdoll @cigarettegirlinflorida777 @morbid-blonde @epiclittlel6dy @estellebunnyxoxo @sparklingsonderingdeer @sprklemuffinn @springfairey +join if u see this🩵

hy7rsv

tyyy for the tag @maithaofthezora ily

dark brown, Aquarius, winter

tags: @softclitoris @angel4ever333 @springfairey @bandagedthoughts2 @dustyrosegarden @fairiesgloss @fadedfilmroll @polkadotpr1ncess @timidlullaby @norabunni @forevertheloneliestgirl and anyone who sees this/wants to participate

hardclitoris

Thanks for the tag babesss @hy7rsv

Eye color: dark brown

Zodiac sign: Leo

Fav season: winter/fall

tags: @xh444 @angel4ever333 @hanboncinnabon @bea-yotch @justavensshit @shawpriya @shameanddisgrace @glaiveyeahwoohoo @madeofvioletdreams @fawnamber and anyone else that wants to do this ^^

glaiveyeahwoohoo

eye color: blue zodiac sign: pisces fav season: spring

tags: @midoyshintele @asheville03 @ilovegarraty @hereticalism @hardboiledapples

hardboiledapples

zodiac sign: leo

eye color: hazel

fav season: fall

tags: @spinalc0rdsword @blognamebutevil @angelkitty21 @wrdpdgn

spinalc0rdsword

eye color: hazel

zodiac sign: taurus

fav season: fall/winter

tags: @humminberg @jebidiahgotohell @horseshitonroute66 @angelkitty21 @glaiveyeahwoohoo

humminberg

YAYYYY

Eye color: brown

Zodiac: Saggitariusssss!!!! (Homestuck reference……..)

fav season: hmmmm either summer or fall yeahh

Go my mutuals (except im blanking on all of you right now sorryyy) @hopethesillyheartwitch @frappepurin @the-gerbil

hopethesillyheartwitch

WOOOOOO Eye color: Green Zodiac: SCORPIO!!! >::::) Fav season: Probably fall Open tags :o)

smartdreamer

Here we go! 😁

Eye color: Brown

Zodiac sign: Cancer ♋🦀

Favorite season: Spring

@arthurzinthehybridgoatrabbit @chippkamuri @gerydabirb @jasminesanriofan2 @johasablog @megamanzerov20 @scythe-101 @sammanthathegay @spiraly-biolumebelle

chippkamuri

uhhhh h h

eye color: brown zodiac: cancer (NO IM NOT BALD YET) favorite season: summmerhrehehaueh

@akamushiiiii @blablablasphemy @hotdog-puppy @outerspaceidiot @possibly–harumi @sicklysweet420 @shindepiinyawaraninja @niiiiiiiijitan @expiredmicrowave @xxsaharaslaughterxx @allicetomate +open tags ˆ_ˆ

expiredmicrowave

hey bros

Eye color: hazellllll 🤯🤯🤯🤯

Zodiac: sagittarius 🧍‍♂️

Fav season: fall cuz it's comfy 🥳🥳🥳

Lowk don't feel like tagging anyone rn cuz I'm lazy 😘 (join if yall wanna lol)

genuine question how do the people at the bread factory understand what cheese is saying this man could say 450283 slurs in dog language and they would understand

I think that because they've been there for so long they just kinda figured somethings out. (It's like that one friend who you understand whether it be the humor or genuine personality that maybe others don't understand I lowk don't know how to explain it 🥹)

#Sorry for the lack of posts btw broski I'm lowk on vacation 🤧

Lowk just wanted to post cuz yea 😎

#anpanman #soreike anpanman #shokupanman #He's lowk me fr though

turns out my bf was larping the anpanman show and movies and I had to force him to watch kulun n stars of life movie cuz HE WONT STOP YAMMERING ABT LARPING

nah I think he lowk tripping 😔

just you wait until you see the amount of gifs I have on discord💔💔💥

gulps nonchalantly

YK HOW I TOLD YOU MY BOYFRIEND LIKES SL MAN??? SO WHY DID THIS DUDE SPAM 'steam locomotive mean' IN OUR ROLEPLAY SERVER AND THEN SPAM IMAGES OF RED TRAINS🥹🥹💔

I'M SOBBING WHAT 💔

this lowkey reminds me when I learned abouts bros full name and was like "friends call him SL man but steam locomotive man is no friend of mine" 🥹

i used to avoid watching pop team epic back then bc of the male voices i hated it

(and im very joyful by the victory of brazil yipeyipeyipe 🦜🇧🇷)

i remember the first time I watched the show I was lowk confused by why they switched to the male voices but I didn't really think much of it lol 🧍‍♂️

almost threw my dirty socks in the trash can