Totes Magotes Dakotes

Dakota, heart intact, 27, Seattle. Panromantic demisexual nonbinary femme. They/them pronouns. White. Research associate. 100% Aries. Usually found crying over cartoons on the Internet. WARNING! I’m so bad at tagging things you guys I’m happy to delete posts and totes get if that’s a deal breaker. Cover gif: an unhinged conversation I found in the deep pits of an illegal NFL stream comment section

[vinegarextract]

this is my takeaway from Everything Everywhere All At Once

[battle-spectrum]

[boredandalive]

You know how people will claim that die hard is a christmas movie? and how if home alone was realistic it would have a body count?

Violent Night is the movie you'd get if someone took that seriously

[cryptidcasanova]

You better watch out.

You better WATCH OUT.

YOU BETTER WATCH OUT

YOU BETTER WATCH OU

YOU BETTER WATCH OUT. YOU BETTER WATCH OUT. YOU BETTER WATCH

[filmnoirsbian]

He just gets it

[dr-archeville]

[exploding-into-nothing]

Good to be back, tumblr! Found this in an illegal NFL stream’s comment section. Please enjoy!

[flightlessartist]

you think you’re going to have a normal field trip and she shows up wyd

✦ find me on instagram @the.flightless.artist ✦

[pics-that-make-you-go-hmm]

[doctorguilty]

mutuals do this

[alivehouse]

fun fact about me is that when i was a kid id write capital E's with as many of those little horizontal lines as possible and id call them ladder E's and adults fucking hated them

[alivehouse]

artistic rendition

[dovv]

[lesbianvelmadinkley]

you guys are missing out on this insane reply

[celine-deyonce]

And the very hilarious q&a portion

[midtown120blues-deactivated2018]

[fearnelesbian]

[annabellehectorworldofweird]

[cicadianrhythm]

maybe horses were never the problem, maybe shit just doesn’t like to get ridden.

[literaphobe]

[captainshroom]

glad I sunk nine years of my life on this website just so I could experience the highly specific mix of neurochemicals currently giving me brain damage

[gaming-gremlin]

Id like to opt out of this zoom meeting on account of I CANT FUCKING VOTE ON ANYTHING.