Bees?

Call me Scarlette, Red, or Amelia She/They, 28, Minneapolis MN, Poly + Partnered, 💖 Black Lives Matter, Free Palestine, Clean Water is a Human Right

[funnelcloudd]

Not to sound like a fuckin hippie but please for the love of god start noticing and appreciating the natural world around you. You don’t have to go hike the entire Appalachian trail or anything and I get that not everyone has access to the outdoors for various reasons, but just fucking … look around you when you’re outside. Notice the sky and the sun and the birds and creatures. Start caring about them. I’m begging you.

[beardedmrbean]

[celestial-naiad]

I hate it

[uncle-mojave]

I love it

[candiceirae]

I hate it so much.

[pierogiy]

solemn conclusion of senshi and sanji's wild night out together [june 2024]

[agnes-nielsens]

a former coworker is a kind of dead wife

[jamesroach]

4:35 Blaze it sorry traffic was crazy

[jamesroach]

oh we missed the ten year anniversary of the worst post i’ve ever made

[professionalchaoticdumbass]

traffic again?

[putthekettleonlove]

i love it when people are in their thirties that's so sexy of you

[sexgoth]

anyway shoutout to non penetrative sex

[sexgoth]

everytime this pops back up in my notes i think hell yeah non penetrative sex

[theweirdwideweb]

[solonelytrying2beyours-deactiva]

lord forgive me but I may have to make a nonessential purchase

[piosplayhouse]

The existence of a safeword also implies the existence of a dangerword that you can use to instantly turn any sexual event into a combat encounter

[manyblinkinglights]

#it exists and it's 'feel how cold my hands are'

[scp372]

giant isopod is like what if magical creatures were real but just out of your reach. what if there was an animal that was generally really small but we made ONE that was actually the exact size you have dreamed about for it to be a normal house pet. but you both evolved to be unable to survive in each other’s environment. even experts (aquariums) struggle to conduct an environment in which they can survive and thrive, so you may never see one even behind glass. they may as well be unicorns. just one of the many ways life taunts me

[excuse-me-thanks]

“i should take a walk for my mental health” boring, tired, i don’t even really wanna do it tbh

“i need to check the perimeter” i need to check the perimeter

[sleepiercreature]

People are talking about how reading Dungeon Meshi gives them an internal monologue Senshi for eating properly I think we all need to adopt an internal monologue Chilchuck at work. Like the boat is literally sinking and he's just watching it happen because he's on his lunch break.

[poundfooolish]

#remember chilchuk would tell you to always put ur own needs and rights first in the workplace 🧡 (@clowniconography)

[prinxperseverant]

This is the Union Chilchuck, reblog him to affirm your own worth as a worker and entitlement to regular breaks

[blujayonthewing]

#keep senshi in your heart to eat well #chilchuck in your heart to maintain boundaries #laios in your heart to stay passionate #marcille in your heart to speak your mind #and izutsumi to be kbity [X]

[slimetony]

they should launch a bunch of voyager-style probes into deep space with meals inside of them in case anyone out there is hungry

[slimetony]

Actually if anyone out there in space gave a fuck they would have sent us something to eat by now. They can get bent

[squeakitties]

[throathole]

I need to go rub one out. *goes to my secret chamber where the walls are covered in tally marks and I erase one mark* *it is unclear what happens when they run out*

[sexchangedotcom]

psychiatrist just finished my evaluation and they said i have a curse most ancient