mental timebomb

hello my name is john i'm married to a tiny person, living in a tiny house with a tiny army of tiny creatures.

[breathe-barakat-deactivated2020]

[racingbarakarts]

The thrilling saga

[umyeahimwithdaband]

[stephen-bromez]

Now that that’s done

[explodinggome]

THANK FUCKING CHRIST WE’RE HAVING A DINNER PARTY 

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cutest boy, third place: jordan gomez

[explodinggome]

my pretty tiny pretty prince

[stephen-bromez]

explodinggome ha respondido a tu publicación:I just saw that tag. good, now do it because I wanna show you that I’m a good house wife and can cook something now.

I can come over without a date you know

[explodinggome]

I know, I know, I guess I’ll have to deal with my very single brother and stop trying to get him to date another john

[stephen-bromez]

John you can let that dream go. I’m never touching you like that.

[explodinggome]

lies, that’s totally to the other john

[lymphatushealthsuperlatives-blog]

please hook up, second place: john gomez & stephen gomez

[explodinggome]

STEPHEN COME HERE AND LET ME LOVE YOU

[explodinggome]

itsalwayssammy said: he went from winning by a landslide every time to like not even getting nominated we’ve dropped the ball

Sam, we’re falling apart. Neither of us need this dark mark on our superlatives record, we need to right this wrong 

[explodinggome]

we’re twins, except I’m cooler and wear shorter shorts

[explodinggome]

BRIAN DALES DID NOT GET NOMINATED FOR CUTEST GIRL

I AM DISTRAUGHT.

ABSOLUTELY. 

DISTRAUGHT.

[jordanwhisker]

[stephen-bromez]

Oreo is my bud

[explodinggome]

you’ve got very similar personalities 

[h0odrich]

Shoutout to every black and white cat named oreo

[explodinggome]

they’re all the devil

[explodinggome]

I judged Brian so harshly for is every action, and I have no right to. Because as you see, I can’t even put a flannel on properly 

[jordanwhisker]

[explodinggome]

JEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESS