Me? I’m dishonest, and a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest. Honestly. It’s the honest ones you want to watch out for, because you can never predict when they’re going to do something incredibly… stupid.
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Me? I’m dishonest, and a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest. Honestly. It’s the honest ones you want to watch out for, because you can never predict when they’re going to do something incredibly… stupid.
happymanners!
Bingley has drifted into deep conversation with the table beside him. He holds the discussion effortlessly, pleasantly, charmingly. The strangers, who are now steadfastly approaching acquaintances–or dare it, friends!–all talk over each other, eager to speak with Bingley. At this point, Bingley’s legs are turned to the side of his seat, so that he may more attentively attend to his neighbors.
And then there’s a phone in front of him. His phone!
“Ah, yes, of course it is! Thank you! But, well, I don’t need reminding, Darcy! I’m familiar with what my phone looks like, you know.”
A light puff of a giggle poofs out of him when Darcy accidentally drinks his coffee. There’s a slight wisp of whipped cream lining Darcy’s upper lip like a mustache. While beginning to stand to face Darcy, Bingley grabs a napkin. He crumbles most of it into his fist; a corner of it covers the pad of his thumb, and he gingerly swipes his thumb over Darcy’s mouth, cleaning away the whipped cream.
He smiles and nods like he’s admiring a job well done. And it is! A job well done, that is! Darcy looks incredibly handsome! Even with that brooding look on his face. Hmm. Perhaps the whipped cream was a better look. It made him appear less serious.
Bingley takes the drink.
“Thank you, Darcy. Sit! I must have you sit and meet this delightful group of people!”
He sips. His face warms, lighting up like the sun.
“Ooh! This drink is positively perfect. Darcy, you know me well! Why, you may even know me better than– well– me!”
Were Darcy even slightly less stoic, his pale cheeks would be flushed by now, profusely enough that their glow might rival the warmth radiating from Bingley’s bright smile. As it is, his left eye twitches slightly while he submits to the attempt to wipe the whipped cream from his mouth, a flustered little tic easily misconstrued as irritation at having been subjected to so intimate a gesture.
Biting back the urge to explain precisely why he'd presented him with his phone, he turns his attention to the adjacent table instead. Is he pleased to see the small crowd of admirers that Bingley has amassed in his absence? Hardly. Is he surprised? Hardly.
He won’t be able to charm these strangers with even half Bingley’s skill, he knows --- or any skill at all, really. Beyond that, he sees no particular reason to try, and so doesn’t deign to. Briefly, his dark-eyed gaze flits over their faces. After conducting what seems to be a cold, concise assessment, he nods by way of greeting, aloof as ever.
His expression says much more than he has, and what it says is that he would rather not be here, which is true. "Of course." Still, he yields, less because he was asked than because it was Bingley who did the asking. Claiming the seat beside his cheerful companion, he settles in with one leg folded over the other, posture almost imperious, and lifts his own drink (Scalding black) to his lips.
“How long have I known you, Bingley? At this point, it'd be difficult not to have noticed something as simple as your taste in coffee.” It’s also difficult not to notice that half of these people might be a bit in love with his friend already. Knowing him, it might be mutual. Darcy, for his part, studies them with something just short of suspicion. His grip on his cup is tight.
“Are you too proud Mr. Darcy? And would you consider pride a fault or a virtue?”
my neutral expression makes me look like im always in a bad mood which is convenient because it’s usually true
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Wisps of steam rise from the pair of coffee cups Darcy is carrying and curl lazily into the chilly air in his wake, up and away. He’d hoped that in the early hours of such an overcast morning, the botanical gardens would be empty, or near enough for his comfort --- they aren’t. He can’t even find Bingley in the scattered throng. He’d send him a text, if not for the fact that Bingley’s phone just so happens to be in his other hand, plucked from the grasp of a stranger--- opportunist or pickpocket--- who’d been so preoccupied by the inspection of their spoils that they’d rounded a corner and blundered directly into the path of Darcy’s withering stare. A sharp sidestep made to avoid a cluster of giggling girls is the only reason he happens to spot him, seated at a table among the tea roses. “I believe this is yours.” He puts the phone in front of him first, then one of the coffee cups, lifting the other to his lips. Frowning when he finds himself with a mouthful of lukewarm whipped cream, he immediately removes the straws to make a hasty swap. “... And so is that.”
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“And these are your reasons, my lord?“ "Do you think I have others?” said Lord Vetinari. “My motives, as ever, are entirely transparent.” Hughnon reflected that ‘entirely transparent’ meant either that you could see right through them or that you couldn’t see them at all.”
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Veni Vici Vetinari!
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“so what do you recommend to encourage affection?” “dancing. even if one’s partner is barely tolerable.”
I have no sympathy for any of you feculent maggots and no more patience to pretend otherwise.