so many crabs here

adrian | he/him

[exponential-crabs]

hello world

hello tumblr!!! my name is adrian, pronouns vary but usually he/him is somewhere in there so you can just stick with that. i have been a lurker for years and am finally showing face because i am so cool like that (i am NOT a twitter migrator i am better than them /j)

things to note: i am a minor, please interact with caution in that regard, do not follow if you’re a NSFW blog, etc etc. i am also ragingly bisexual and trans and will explode TERFs and the likes with my laser beam eyes. adhd disaster so i likely will bold important things for ease of access, and activity will definitely be sporadic. i also swear.

follow me if you would like to hear about:

bi people

trans people

adhd

middle of the night shitposts as i explode my way through the second half of high school and beyond

random fandoms i get pulled into for some reason or another

various early-mid 2010s shows

Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy, probably

weird existentialism shit

writeblr shit (aspiring author woooooo)

anyways yeah. follow me i’m cool. i will make an actual decent intro post later i swear.

[sayruq]

If you feel this way, here are some Gofundmes you can donate to

Abu Shammalah Family (€953/100,000)

Moment Alostaz family (€7,539/70,000)

Youssef family (€9,395/50,000)

Renad & Her Family (£9,696/25,000)

Alia's Family (€7,870/30,000)

Mohamed Hamad and his family (£3,872/50,000)

Safaa and her family (€9,757/20,000)

Maliha Family (€23,446/32,000)

Mahmoud Abu Hamam (CAD $5,348/10,000)

Eman Abuhayya Family (AUD $40,455/85,684)

Ezzideen & his Family (€26,314/75,000)

Ahmed's family (€4,658/70,000)

Let's do our part to help the people of Gaza!!!!

[wheelie-butch]

Fun game for Pride Month:

When you're at a event, count how many people with mobility aids there are. If it seens low, think about why that might be. Count how many disabled bathrooms. Count how many unavoidable steps. Try and find one accessibility issue at the event and afterwards contact the organisers to ask them to fix it.

Many disabled queer people are left out of the Pride month celebrations due to accessibility issues, so if you're able to be there, you're already in a position to make it better.

Don't forget your disabled siblings this Pride!

[petrowriting]

this year while we all celebrate pride month and celebrate ourselves as well as those who came before us and paved the way for us to do so, we must also think of those in gaza, queer or not, who live every day under a brutal occupation and don’t have that same privilege. happy pride, and may we see a free palestine in this lifetime.

[palestinian-fundraising]

As pride month begins, let us not forget our Palestinian brothers and sisters.

[exponential-crabs]

what up gay boy

HELLO IM FINALLY ONLINE

scrolling ur blog. getting my daily treats and such. chew chew chew

[stil-lindigo]

now more than ever, please vet gofundmes before you donate.

copy and paste descriptions into google to see if there are scam accounts reusing the same story, check to see if there are any images/updates on the fund with faces. go to the original blog, check if the post asking for help is only an hour old, or even less than that. refrain from donating if all it links to is a PayPal account, without any further confirmation of identity.

it’s horrible to say but it’s never been a better time for scam artists to exploit your generosity, when things seem so dire, and I’ve donated to campaigns before only to realise later that the entire story was stolen from an actual family in need. due diligence might take a few more minutes out of your day but at least you won’t be sending money to an opportunistic scumbag.

[malcriada]

for campaigns on tumblr: please check out @/el-shab-hussein's list of verified fundraisers here on tumblr and also @/nabulsi. they both do incredible work at vetting campaigns.

there is also this spreadsheet made by @/nabulsi and @/el-shab-hussein.

Vetted Gaza Evacuation Fundraiser List

Fundraiser List Vetted Gaza Fundraiser List,This list was researched and created by @/el-shab-hussein and @/nabulsi on tumblr. It is not co

other places to find vetted fundraisers are the operation olive branch spreadsheet and also gazafunds.

Gaza Funds Spotlight Campaign

Find vetted fundraisers for Gaza here

[exponential-crabs]

💥💥💥

hello dearest mutual. ive eaten the cheese on the mouse trap and now I have dieded.

[mifs]

Hello will. i was tagged by the ever wonderful @isopodhours so here we go tag game time

Nickname: mifs and assorted variants

Height: 5'10

Favorite school subject: art

Something I want to learn: ugmmmmm. how to knit better

Favorite quote: i like the lyrics "ivory towers and plastic flowers" from elo's The Way Life's Meant To Be. from the album time

Favorite food: that snack mix that has pretzels, cheetos, and mini nacho cheese doritos and harvest cheddar sunchips in it.

Favorite place: This gay ass city rochester everyone should visit theres gonna be a total solar eclipse here in april

What can't I leave my house without: i havent left the house in a month so i dont fucking know

Last song I listened to: millennium anthem 2000 new years eve

Identity: fat genderfluid bi butch. Fursona haver. collector of little things

Eye color: baby cow brown or whatever

Hair color: also brown

Something I collect: maneki neko as well as Regular cat chotchkes

Favorite movie: sighs loudly. the brave little toaster. always has been and always will be

Favorite song: no idea but probably something by either elo or red vox

Favorite book: i cant say the name of it or i will be swarmed but the name is similar to "goon omelet"

Zodiac sign: cancer. crab

Languages: english

Full name: mifs "raspberryjamrock" "blackmarketjoy" "pikpikpop" pyrovisionary. im not putting my real ass name on here

Tattoos/piercings: my ears are pierced but i dont have Any fun earrings yet aside from ones that make it look like theres screws going through my ears. i need to get ones that look like floppy disks or fish or something one of these days

theres no way in hell im tagging 20 people. so ill tag the bastards i know well. You have my blessing to do this wighout me tagging you directly go do it

@biracy @pkbeamgamma @feintenstein

[biracy]

YAYYYY SMILES runs around in a circle

Nickname: Mick is not a nickname to me but since it's short for something I guess Mick. I'm fond of Mickey as well even though no one ever calls me that

Height: 5'6" ish?

Favorite school subject: English, sorry

Something I want to learn: How to be Better at piano. Music theory, ear training, stuff like that

Favorite quote: "PUERTO RICO IS A BEAUTIFUL PLACE, PUERTORIQUEÑOS ARE A BEAUTIFUL RACE" Pedro Pietri, Puerto Rican Obituary

Favorite food: Lately I've been a big fan of subsisting on goldfish crackers and Pepsi so I'll have to hand it to them

Favorite place: Is it Puerto Rico? Maybe. San Juan my gay ass city

What can't I leave my house without: I can't see without my glasses

Last song I listened to: The Cramps - Let's Get Fucked Up

Identity: Bi guy, boywomanthing, Nuyorican, puppybeast

Eye color: Somewhere in between baby cow brown and the black void

Hair color: Brown as well

Something I collect: I ALSO collect little cats I like getting them in different art styles. I call it the multi-culti cat collection

Favorite movie: Ugh I hate questions like this. Is it cooler if I say Rango or if I say Eraserhead

Favorite song: Lately it's been Pixies - Gouge Away. I'm just in a Pixies mood lately

Favorite book: Uhhh The House of the Spirits? 100 Years of Solitude? Pedro Páramo? The Brief Wondrous Life of Oscar Wao? And for non-magical realism picks, lately it's been all about the Locked Tomb and. sighs. goon omelet as well

Zodiac sign: Libra

Languages: English, some Spanish, I'm trying my best

Full name: Miguel Biracy. That's what Mick is short for. And I HAVE published under the pen name Mick Biracy now

Tattoos/piercings: My ears are also pierced but I like Never wear earrings. Unfortunate bc I like them I just need to get some cool ones

I could not name 20 people if you put a gun to my head buuuuut I'll tag beloved @lektricfergus , beloved @skeletonsonparade , and bestie @gemharvest

[lektricfergus]

WHEEEEEE YIPPEE

Nickname: beck is short for something so i guess that? at least it used to be short for something

Height: 5'7"

Favorite school subject: english

Something I want to learn: more friendship bracelet skills

Favorite quote: this is the hardest one for me. i'll get back to you on that

Favorite food: LASAGNA

Favorite place: the summer camp i work at

What can't I leave my house without: my glasses. and my epi pen

Last song I listened to: magic spells by crystal castles

Identity: butch bi dyke. catdog. ultimate in alien terror.

Eye color: light brown?

Hair color: kind of brown. it used to be blond

Something I collect: tabs off soda cans

Favorite movie: john jarptenter's that thang (the thing 1982). but also school of rock

Favorite song: rn i'm really vibing with lingua ignota so i Guesss the order of spiritual virgins. at this present moment

Favorite book: fuck you all. the league of seven series by alan gratz always near and dear to my heart

Zodiac sign: capricorn

Languages: english, some french, a tiny bit of chinese

Full name: beck macflynn

Tattoos/piercings: i have pierced ears

i just dug this out of my drafts tbhhhh. @raigash @exponential-crabs

[exponential-crabs]

first time logging into tumblr in fifty million years. time to do this I love my friends.

Nickname: oh boy I have none. don't call me adri I'll bite ppl /hj.

Height: 5'6

Favorite school subject: SCIENCE

Something I want to learn: ASL and what all the little thingies in excel do

Favorite quote: so long and thanks for all the fish (from hitchhiker's guide)

Favorite food: mac&cheese. I am the one true enjoyer of mac & cheese

Favorite place: very tucked-away private beach

What can't I leave my house without: the gay people in my phone. idk

Last song I listened to: Total Eclipse of the Heart

Identity: he/him genderfluid bisexual catboy. who is so eepy

Eye color: genuinely do not know. pond water.

Hair color: brown!

Something I collect: SHINY ROCKS

Favorite movie: idk so im gonna say the third alvin and the chipmunks movie. the chipwrecked one.

Favorite song: solway firth by slipknot

Favorite book: hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy

Zodiac sign: pissies (pisces. the fish.)

Languages: english and french

Full name: Adrian The Crab.

Tattoos/piercings: absolutely none.

tagging my new slayful chum @diasybe !!

[comment-tube]

[lektricfergus]

@exponential-crabs

[exponential-crabs]

THANK YOU MY FAVORITE ANIMAL

[plaguedocboi]

Incorrect sayings that I use so often I’ve almost forgotten that they’re not the originals:

I have bigger fish to fight

We’ll burn that bridge when we get to it

You can lead a horse to water, but if you drown it you have to walk home

Opening a can of whales

You made your bed, now shit in it

Combining the latter two into the phrase “you opened this can of whales, now lie in it”

[exponential-crabs]

my favorite is "you dug this grave, now lie in it".

[transmasc-wizard]

rb this and tell me what ur accent is. this has no purpose except the fact i just realized i could have like... mutuals with cockney accents or newfoundland accents or something and thats just wild

[transmasc-wizard]

highlights of the responses:

the solid hundred americans saying "idk general american". i dont know what that is so im gonna pretend you mean "I sound like a disney channel character"

shoutout to whoever said "gay". also whoever said "autism".

to those curious; 'newfoundland' accents are what everyone i know says to refer to the stereotypical "canadian accent" that bad american TV has, 'cause you're basically only gonna hear that in a random fishing town on the Maritimes' coast.

the fact that almost every french person called their accent sexy

all my fellow canadians who are saying "canadian but i dONT SOUND NEWFIE" like yes babe we are not all One Single Fishing Town Accent (no hate to the newfies tho ily)

the one who said "i sound like siri. i have no accent" meanwhile siri is So Fucking Accented to my ears

the amount of people with english as a second language in the notes who now love their accents <3 that's great, love urself

everyone going "i'm TOLD i sound british. please not that"

the one person who described their accent instead of just saying a word. they happened to be canadian and i was like "you just. absolutely and totally described how i talk"

the amount of californians going "californian but i dONT SOUND SURFER OR VALLEY GIRL" like the US version of "im not newfie"

the one single californian who was like "yeah i sound surfer. what are u gonna do about it"

[mrotiski]

international cut your hair like your icon day how screwed are you 

[everythingfox]

[quillwritten]

[luseals]

There will be Palestinian futures on Palestinian land.

[inthetags]

Reblog and put in the tags the last movie you watched that wasn’t in the English language.