welcome to hell, kiddos.

hex | he/him | :-)

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:-)

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balls.

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hhe;s gonna kill me.

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it’s pretty 👌 allll in the wrist, baby.

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i’ll have to keep it in mind next time i feel the need to tear someone’s throat out but my drama is on and i have to conserve time.

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your drama's on? yeah i don't know what that means but it sounds about right.

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actually it’s just good policy to genk your exes, past coworkers, old friends etc.

remove your baggage! preferably via airlock or moonshot.

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sounds pretty damn easy.

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it's pretty 👌 allll in the wrist, baby.

[d3c3pt10n]

Someone needs an assassin?

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:-)

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actually it's just good policy to genk your exes, past coworkers, old friends etc.

remove your baggage! preferably via airlock or moonshot.

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hiring people to kill your exes is great. super cathartic or whatever, just trust me.

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is it considered petty if i want to hire an assassin to kill my shitty ex husband.

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nah, sugar. 

fuck it, hire two. treat yourself.

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godlyhead started following you

heyyy there handsome. 

hex here, fresh from cyber hell. got this thing called a “body” now, it’s real neat. has thumbs and everything.

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out. where.

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With a friend.

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betcha i know which one.