HALF PAST FIVE

I only call you when it's half past five The ONLY time that I'll be by your side I only love it when you TOUCH me, not feel me When I'm FUCKED UP, that's the REAL me When I'm FUCKED UP, that's the REAL ME, yeah.

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how cruel are you guys? Indie is a place to write for fun. It is not that real, chill. If you don’t like how someone’s blog is set up don’t follow. Plus, don’t you check someone’s blog before you follow? Jesus, it’s not about the writing anymore is it? It’s about the aesthetic, and how nice your blog looks to get to 1000 + followers, right? Chill the fuck out, and stop being so damn extra.

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helbigwrites:

a “you’re my best friend but please be my fake boyfriend for my family Christmas party you’ll get free food and we’ll be at a nice cabin but my family always asks why I don’t have a boyfriend and I need this from you shit we slept together this is awkward” 1x1

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faunaisms

“Pearl, do you want me to spray you again? C’mon now, citizenship  is important.”

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okay...so my laptop can update to read emojis, but it cant update to let me update to windows 10...OK

[thickerthanectoplasm]

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I'm really enjoying how everyone's on Perries side. LIKE YAS, SUPPORT MY LIL ANGEL FACE. SHE DESERVES ALL THE AWARDS FOR PUTTING UP WITH BULLSHIT.

[crystills]

[sykesource]

@NathanSykes:  In the comfiest bed ever https://instagram.com/p/58UudjGIzf/

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zaynsfrog:

does the “i slept with you the other day and i didnt know we had a mutual friend and now we’re sitting across each other for brunch and it’s awkward because i ran out when you were asleep” au exist bc i need that fic

[fnckbxysarchive]

expropriiate Yaaaaaas! I’ll love you forever for it, y’know. You’d be the greatest and all for getting them for me,

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YAS, I'll post them soon!

[nomenu]

[written-scars]

[i-m-d-e-p-r-e-s-s-e-d]

(via TumbleOn)

[tranquileds-a]

PLEASE EXCUSE MY LACK OF PHOTOSHOP TALENT AND ENJOY THE CUTE BOW !!

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[ladiieschoice-deactivated201605]

ok but a ‘your apartment is next to/above mine and i can hear you and your partner dancing and singing and the bed moving and you two laughing and talking in hushed tones and it won’t let me sleep so i bitch about it to you 24/7 and one day it stops and one day turns to one week and then months and i haven’t seen you smile in forever please let me in, i’ve been knocking for ten minutes’ au.

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discretiion:

LOOK I STILL WANT THE AU WHERE A FAMOUS PERSON MAKES A FAN ACCOUNT AND FALLS IN LOVE WITH A FAN AND THEN THE FAN IS AFRAID THEYRE BEING LIED TO AND THEY SKYPE AND HOLY SHIT ITS MY FAVORITE FAMOUS PERSON AND PLEASE

[gothicxmemes]

[beingpoised]

marymemex:

Therapy // All time low

[arachnidprodigy-deactivated2015]

when your muse is really horny and you’re just like