chronic loser

rpf fic sideblog. anon is on at all times (unless tumblr is a webbed site and turned it off). history grad and general fashion history nerd

[exquisiteagony]

here are the fandoms i write for:

- dope

- slipknot

- murderdolls

- blind channel

- shiraz lane

- lost society

- mayhem

- rock band from hell

- crashdiet

- st aurora

- battle beast

[radioactive-yuri]

me when the character has a uniquely fucked mindset. me when the character's fundamental views of how the world works lead to them being hurt and/or hurting others and not seeing the problem with this. me when the character is a little freak who does weird shit because their beliefs, inspired entirely by their environment, are fuckeddddd

[radioactive-yuri]

[said with so much adoration in my heart it physically hurts] why would they say that. what do they mean by that. why would they do this❤️ [also said while knowing exactly why they'd do this and, in fact, having done hours of analysis into why they'd do this]

[exquisiteagony]

https://archiveofourown.org/works/86259761

it’s the smutty john/eemi blood money fic ive been working on for months. extract below the cut

Eemi eyed up the hotel as Middy pulled up to it, apprehension swirling in his gut. Johnny’s words rang in his mind, his expression as aggrieved as it had been back in his office.

He’d have much preferred Joel or Samy for this. He hadn’t said it out loud, but Eemi wasn’t stupid. He was still pretty new, only beginning to see clients before the Swedes came to town, and Johnny had never really had much to do with international gangs, so they were both going in fairly blind. He even suspected Johnny feared he could be a liability, since a lot was riding on how well he performed.

But it couldn't be helped. Eemi had been personally selected, apparently, so Johnny had just ground his teeth and ordered him to report back on everything.

Eemi had no intention of letting him down.

[allthingswhumpyandangsty]

[exquisiteagony]

emilie autumn anon here!

could i request something with emilie and one of the bloody crumpets set in the asylum? pref. dubcon or just generally darker smut. this is just an idea baseline, i apologize for the vagueness.. thank you for your hard work, if you do end up using this at all. have a lovely night :)

oooooo it sounds fun i’m gonna get some ideas when im at work

[exquisiteagony]

https://archiveofourown.org/works/86259761

it’s the smutty john/eemi blood money fic ive been working on for months. extract below the cut

Eemi eyed up the hotel as Middy pulled up to it, apprehension swirling in his gut. Johnny’s words rang in his mind, his expression as aggrieved as it had been back in his office.

He’d have much preferred Joel or Samy for this. He hadn’t said it out loud, but Eemi wasn’t stupid. He was still pretty new, only beginning to see clients before the Swedes came to town, and Johnny had never really had much to do with international gangs, so they were both going in fairly blind. He even suspected Johnny feared he could be a liability, since a lot was riding on how well he performed.

But it couldn't be helped. Eemi had been personally selected, apparently, so Johnny had just ground his teeth and ordered him to report back on everything.

Eemi had no intention of letting him down.

[exquisiteagony]

idk if you still write for emilie autumn but i stumbled upon your ao3 and saw a fanfic including her, so i was wondering if you could possibly write something involving her? if you don't write for her anymore, i apologize.

hmmm i could i suppose. i really enjoyed writing her

[exquisiteagony]

https://archiveofourown.org/works/86259761

it’s the smutty john/eemi blood money fic ive been working on for months. extract below the cut

Eemi eyed up the hotel as Middy pulled up to it, apprehension swirling in his gut. Johnny’s words rang in his mind, his expression as aggrieved as it had been back in his office.

He’d have much preferred Joel or Samy for this. He hadn’t said it out loud, but Eemi wasn’t stupid. He was still pretty new, only beginning to see clients before the Swedes came to town, and Johnny had never really had much to do with international gangs, so they were both going in fairly blind. He even suspected Johnny feared he could be a liability, since a lot was riding on how well he performed.

But it couldn't be helped. Eemi had been personally selected, apparently, so Johnny had just ground his teeth and ordered him to report back on everything.

Eemi had no intention of letting him down.

[exquisiteagony]

this fic is testing how far into it i can get before the smut starts isn’t it 😑😑

[exquisiteagony]

it’s more than 6k and needs more filth

[aphel1on]

Affirmations before posting:

The freaks who follow me understand my vision

The freaks who follow me understand my vision

The freaks who follow me understand my vision

[oldbutchdanielmolloy]

[exquisiteagony]

this fic is testing how far into it i can get before the smut starts isn’t it 😑😑

[thesadtadpole]

Me when the obviously doomed character doesn't get a happy ending

[dunmertitty]

[welcometothejianghu]

Small Fandom Summer 2026!

For the fourth year in a row now, it's time for Small Fandom Summer! Join me for Small Fandom Summer! It's real easy to play:

Make a fanwork for something that has fewer than 1000 English-language works on AO3

Post it to AO3

And then you've done it! You've made a thing and you've diversified the fandom ecosystem! You're basically a hero.

Q: The fandom I want to create for has more than 1000 English-language works on AO3, but the specific pairing I want to write for has fewer than that. Does that count? A: Yes! Q: What if it has more than 1000 English-language works on AO3, but, like, just barely? A: Okay! Q: What if it actually has a lot more than 1000 English-language works on AO3, but it still feels small? A: Sure! Q: What if I don't want to post it to AO3? What if I don't even have an AO3 account? Can I post it somewhere else? A: Wherever! Q: What if-- A: Just do a thing, friend. Make a thing. Share the thing. This is not meant to be restrictive; this is meant to be inspirational. Create the fanworks you want to see in the world. Make a stranger happy by appealing to their niche interests. Bring joy.

And if you want to give yourself some silly little Steam-like achievement badges to commemorate your accomplishments, well, you're in luck! I've made a bunch of them right here! You can grab the ones that apply to your work and paste them wherever you like and feel good about what you've done. Here's a few of my favorites:

So you see? This is meant to be silly and fun.

There's nowhere to sign up. There's nothing to commit to. There's zero pressure. You just do it if you do it, and don't if you don't. But if you do want to play (yay!), tag your stuff with #small fandom summer so we can all swoop in and appreciate everyone else's efforts.

Here's to creativity!

[welcometothejianghu]

Since some people have asked: There's now a Small Fandom Summer 2026 AO3 Collection! You can post your stuff right here! It's completely open and unmoderated, so if you think something goes there, well, go on and add it! Hopefully by the end of the summer, we'll have a nice little collection of stuff there.

And since some other people have asked: There's no start date for this, nor is this an end date. "Summer" in this context is an extremely arbitrary unit of measurement. I'm starting now because my personal summer runs from about mid-May to mid-August. Yours may vary.

I'm thrilled so many people have seemed excited about this! I hope it inspires the creation of a whole bunch of good stuff!

[ao3userglitchesaintshit]

[bobdylanyaoi]

rpf = Real People Fucked

[creativepromptsforwriting]

Another kind of diversity we need in writing is protagonists without love interests. Give me adults with full-fledged stories that don't include falling in love.

[hypotenussy]

the number 1 rule of fanfic is have fun and be yourself. the number 2 rule is the average healthy adult male can lose roughly 2 liters of blood before dying.

[thecharmingquirksofothers]

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