so i’m told suicide’s outdated

spine, queer, they/she, 26, president of the shameless simp club 🎶i’m satan with distortion, your overdue abortion🎶

[willgrahamscock]

a ​past url is kind of like a dead wife

[willgrahamscock]

now I’m curious, what’s everyone’s dead wife url mine is assbuttsinburgatory

[willgrahamscock]

I love seeing my mutuals in my notes because it confirms they’re not mad at me. yet

[thottistani-deactivated20220220]

No gay has all 5:

- A job

- Good relationship with father

- Neurotypical brain

- Ability to top

- Driver’s license

[garbage-empress]

this is a fun post because people will say how many they have in the tags then you get to figure out which ones.

[justsomeguycore]

sometimes you think a man is hot but it turns out he’s just pathetic. sometimes you think a man is pathetic but he’s actually just tied up. it’s complicated

[spinef0ryou]

listening to lynch mob and they’re deffo a samy lost society inspiration

[in-death-we-fall]

I'm gonna fucking get him

[in-death-we-fall]

[whumpster-fire]

Fuck you, City of Ur!

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[houndmother]

deriding things as performative is anti third space

[houndmother]

im sitting on a patio at my favorite cafe rn and im hand stitching them hem of a dress im working on. and i can see why someone would say im being performative by working on something like this in a public space. but frankly theres no element of that. i just want to work somewhere that isnt my apartment. i want to be in public, i wanna chat with strangers, i wanna see the world. it’s nice to hang out somewhere that isnt my home!

[houndmother]

what i mean is when you say people are being performative you discourage them from doing shit they love in public. and thats no way to foster the world we want to see.

[cyphir-spacerobot]

Victor Frankenstein after achieving the impossible and building a fucking person from scraps of the dead: Oh god, ew, ew it's ugly! Yucky! Yucky! Gross! Ew! Ew! Yucky! Yucky! Gross! Ew!

[koiagain]

[yr-tiktok-mom]

[maswartz]

[jonny-r217]

[guerrillatech]

[dogpuppy]

[byjove]

Without fail, every time a woman is talking about how she does not want to have children and never wants to be pregnant and how medical professionals, romantic interests and family members keep trying to bulldoze her decision and keep expecting her to change her mind because motherhood is something that is expected of all women and it is abhorrent to think a woman could not desire it, a random mother spawns in the comments to be like “Well, actually, you never know! I didn’t want children and then I got pregnant and I realized I love being a mama and I have five little babies now! Could happen to you! 🥰”

Sister, keep that to yourself or make your own goddamn post, you are ignoring that woman’s central concern and belittling her, you don’t even think you’re doing it. Formerly childfree women who ended up having children and loving it are like detransitioners in the sense that there is nothing inherently wrong with changing your mind about having children or realizing you were mistaken about your gender identity but immediately weaponizing your indecision to tell people that the barriers to healthcare and the violations of their bodily autonomy and the way society ignores that person’s wishes is actually okay because you were wrong. Some people do know themselves.

[ravioliet]

walking a mile in the shoes of someone you dislike is actually kinda awesome because not only are you now a mile away from that idiot but you also have their shoes

[boringkate]

A hoodie can be a form of lingerie when you're pure of heart and perverted of mind.

[mummer]

oomf talking about how alys is a manifestation of harrenhal and the old gods who intentionally seeks out and calls to the targiest targs ever, the two valyrian retvrners…. seducing the scions of the line that burnt her, almost fattening them up for their foretold murder suicide…. blood sacrifices for the blood lake in the blood lands by the blood castle… unlocks the alys/aemond relationship so much for it to really be a thematic conversation about the hubris and cultural normbreaking of the targaryens butting up against the riverlands as this great churning maw of death, even as she forms a kind of twisted care for him…… alysssss 😍😍😍