Sami Jay

I’ve been here too long and the rats are getting hungry / They/She pronouns / Ask me about my current hyperfixation!

[depsidase]

[exquisitedeadpanda]

The fuck did I just find on my dad’s bookshelf?

[exquisitedeadpanda]

[fwizard]

I’m getting threatening scam emails from author john green

[exquisitedeadpanda]

The fuck did I just find on my dad’s bookshelf?

[nickmpreg]

83 years old still writing about his situationship from his 20’s

[nickmpreg]

This is not about that faggot from interview with the vampire

[nickmpreg]

REAL HUMAN MAN PAUL MCCARTNEY

[what-even-is-thiss]

So this is how I learned that Paul McCartney has a new single out

[dogpuppy]

[my-dailydreams]

[exquisitedeadpanda]

Have you tried liminal spaces?

[exquisitedeadpanda]

Ilya Rosanov showing up in every Game Changers novel, recruiting queer hockey players to his and Shane’s youth hockey camps like he’s Nick Fury recruiting for the Avengers.

[abbiistabbii]

The Germans really cooked making "Hobbyless behaviour" an insult. It is both devastating, applicable to a wide range of people and behaviours, and doesn't resort to swearing.

Man ranting on the internet about the Superbowl halftime show or complaining that something is "woke"? Hobbyless Behaviour. Girls mocking another girl for not looking right? Hobbyless Behaviour. Mindless vandalism? Hobbyless Behaviour.

It is more powerful than "get a life" or the English "You're Sad" because it gets to the central point of the matter, and that is wonderful. Danke, Deutsch.

[narutwitter]

[maidenvault]

Not “Only my reading of canon is correct” or “Interpretations are subjective and all valid” but a secret third thing, “More than one interpretation can be valid but there’s a reason your English teacher had you cite quotes and examples in your papers, you have to have a strong argument that your interpretation is actually supported by the text or it is just wrong and I’m fine with telling you it’s wrong, actually.”

[avagarde]

It’s so unfair i don’t get to see where evolution will go in 50 million years

[avagarde]

Ooooh I'm so excited!

[halles-comet]

[mimosa-sex-tea-people-contrsf]

I always forget there are maga people on tumblr, this doesn’t feel like a website you’d find them on, so to keep them away:

Reblog if your blog is a maga free zone because if it wasn’t clear enough fuck ice, fuck maga, fuck Trump, Fuck Rowling, and fuck all the other bigots I missed

[sometiktoksarevalid]

[sugarcoatednightshade]

Holy shit

[mia-down-under]

[pukicho]

I don’t give a fuck. When daddy gets hungry for poison ham, daddy eats poison ham.