ā± Ėļ½”ā āŖ šEALED WITH A LEAD KISS ... ( a remastered collection of dialogue prompts originating from syfy's wynonna earp SEASON 01. adjust phrasing / gendered terms as necessary, mature themes present. )
pretty AND smart. weāre gonna get along just fine.
if you hurt her iāll kill you!
youāre in this with me now, [ name ].
no one else is gonna save you.
why donāt you slip into something more comfy, huh? like a coma!
iām gonna put you in the ground like itās my job.
i noticed you already āborrowedā all of my whiskey.
youāre supposed to be normal - youāre supposed to be SAFE!
of all the things iāve ever wanted to call you? youāre such a coward.
wanna know how batshit i am? nobody shoots my family but me.
youāre really staying this time, arenāt you?
this is blackmail, you dick!
you owe me dinner. iāll settle for tacos!
it seems i have settled among a commune of artists.
how about smiling, huh? you ever do that?
well, i like attention. i always have.
iāve been meaning to introduce myself, iām [ name ].
when i see something i like, i donāt wanna wait.
good thing youāre not some guy, right, or this would be really, really awkward ...
you donāt have to be nice to everybody.
i would remember a face like yours.
iām an excellent judge of character.
darlinā, iām everybodyās type.
the dead donāt get a vote.
god, thatās super weird ā whatās going on?
run ! iāll hold them off.
i am sorry, [ name ], but itās you or me.
youāre a good man! youāve got a code!
you donāt wanna do this!
you have no idea what i want.
buy me a round, [ name ]? seems like youāre just my type.
we canāt all settle down with our high-school sweethearts.
welcome to team āshut up and do what he saysā. sometimes, we get donuts.
you should be doing this. you were meant to.
deal with that ... or i will.
we didnāt trust each other ... and now look what iāve done.
you do not know what i am.
youāre supposed to be a hero.
pull your head out of the past.
the hell took you so long?
this is what our victories might have to look like.
look, if youāre about to propose a threesome, iām tired and i havenāt shaved my legs.
this just doesnāt make sense to me.
the problem with this criminal thing, is itās kinda fun.
i canāt live like this, not anymore
donāt get your hopes up, we donāt know what weāre gonna find.
it wasnāt my idea to do this.
this is the only way to sanctuary.
you just could never help yourself.
vengeance is hollow, [ name ]. it isnāt worth a thing.
i need rules. a code. otherwise iāll end up just like you.
stop kidding yourself, [ name ], you are exactly like me.
i sympathize with your predicament.
leave, if you want.Ā go get ... dead.
only one death scares me, and it didnāt take.
ugh, ever heard of manscaping?
come on, he is just ... so beneath you.
whatās up, [ name ]? i never see you.
iām the one with the vendetta, why are you gunning so hard?
we? thereās no āweā.
you think an $8 bottle of pinot will make me listen?
i never liked you, you know.
back then, you lived and died by what the seasons gave you.
canāt we just enjoy the moment for once?
[ name ], now is not a good time.
would you like some company?
itās gonna be a long night,Ā might as well make it fun.
youāve done your worst.
how many tiny pillows does one girl need?
hold on a second, i want to record this so i can replay it to you when youāre being a dick.
you being here is definitely not selling ānormalā.
thereās been a change of plans, i need to go away for awhile.
this is supremely cryptic, even for you.
say āpomegranateā if someoneās got a gun on you.
this doesnāt seem healthy, [ name ].
i donāt really care where we are, as long as weāre all together.
are you sure youāre okay?
donāt be cross, iāve got wood.
your ass is like ... top shelf.
dude, youāre like a walking bumper sticker.
is this strip poker? iām not shy...
this kind of wound wonāt heal, iām dead already.
you save your vendetta for another night.
donāt shoot me, [ name ].
honestly, [ name ], youāve gotten so weird.
nobody keeps booze in here, [ name ].
i think somebodyās trying to scare you ... toy with you. why?!
you of all people should know better than to try and make me question my sanity.
what do you MEAN you killed a stripper?
in my experience, dynamite solves all manner of problems.
havenāt you read a romance novel lately? heroes always win.
oh, you want to be a hero?
wanna tell me what that was about?
that was really brave. stupid, but brave.
i have something i need to say.
iām starting to think sanityās overrated.
i understand if you hate me.
youāre always, ALWAYS lying.
we should get some breakfast, i could murder a stack of pancakes.
you should know by now, iām not most people.
well, you learn something new every day.
hey, no, youāre okay. lay back.
[ name ], i need you to listen to me.
okay, [ name ], weāre in serious shit here.
iām not like you, [ name ]. iām not brave.
what was the last thing you saw?
close your eyes, take a deep breath in.
look at who the cat dragged in.
cut the bullshit. i know who you are.
you use humor as a form of self - defense.
answer my questions without any more guff.
what is it with psychoās and talking in the third person?
youāre not really in the position to do any bargaining, are you?
you do look like you can handle yourself.
you want my help? you need to earn it.
i guess [ name ] wants you alive for something.
we should make it look real.
you know how to make someone show you where something precious is hidden? set fire to their house. itās the first thing they go for.
donāt be irrational, [ name ].
you served your purpose, and now you are released.
iāve had a lot of names, but you can call me [ name ].
you werenāt leaving without me, were you?
youāre the sickest puppy in the litter.
you were dead ... and now you are not.
oh, arenāt you the master of deception?
letās not kid ourselves, youāre not going to survive this.
[ name ], i always hoped that i would have this pleasure.
if you stand for nothing, you are sure to fall.
you do what you do best, [ name ], you fight.
youāre just like me. youāre broken.
iām not lonesome, i just prefer to hunt alone.
you have to let go sometime, [ name ].
you continue to disappoint me.
let me make it up to you.
i thought iād feel different. i thought iād look different.
you release the rage, you might find thereās nothing left.
woah, wow, this is not what i expected the cat to drag in.
for the first time in ages, i woke up and knew exactly what i needed to do.
you can try, but i dare you to cockblock the drive i woke up with this morning.
iāll sleep when iām dead.
youāre not alone,Ā [ name ].
just once i want you to say it. that you care about me.
someone woke up on the wrong side of the bed.
why do i even get out of bed?
i lost you once, i wonāt let that happen again.
[ name ], you are shakinā like a leaf.
jesus, listen to me. maybe i am crazy.
iām not sure this is the best idea.
youāre the one who told me i should blow off steam.
iām not crazy, right? thereās something going on here.
youāre making fun of me ...
could everybody just stand still for one freakinā minute?!
i just screamed at you, you shouldnāt be nice to me.
i would never ask you to be someone youāre not.
yeah, sure, [ name ], whatever you want.
[ name ], what kind of a mess have you got yourself into now?
if you shoot, this all goes to shit.
your poker face is pitiful.
who wonāt you make a deal with, huh?
you can judge me all you want.
what do i care for some broken womanās opinion of my character?
you can talk all you want. theyāll be your last words, anyways.
this whole time youāve thought this was personal.
you shut your lying mouth.
what happened to being friends?
itās not so easy to be brazen when the thing that you want, that scares you to death, is sitting right in front of you.
when i think about what i wanna do most in this world, itās you.
jump in anytime, [ name ], because i really donāt know how to do this.
maybe you should make me.
i owe you a heap of thanks. and my life.
can i at least buy you a drink?
aw, [ name ], you really do care.
itās worth dying to see the look on your face.
men are all the same. even the demonic ones.
[ name ], calm your tits. have a drink.
do me a goddamn favor and refrain from mentioning that name.
i think you would be very pretty in blue.
everybody knows... about us. the sex.
what are you doing here, [ name ]?
if youāre keeping things from me, IMPORTANT things ...
donāt get all hard & forget that youāre human.
sunās starting to go down, we should head back.
i feel a real connection with you, [ name ].
canāt you at least try?
we canāt tell anyone. not until we know for sure.
i donāt want to be rude, but i donāt know any of you ... or whatās happening.
what kind of people give a kid a switchblade?
this is your home, [ name ].
how can you think this is funny?
iāve been crazy, didnāt care for it.
iāve been told i have character.
i need to start drinking less ... or much, much more.
how in the hell did you get this?
i lost control. i was angry at everything ... at everyone.
you promised to never tell anyone that.
itās always been you and i.
it can be like it always was ... and different, too. in all the right ways.
youāre not alone anymore.
i think i got a little bit shot ...
i need you to tell me everything you know about [ name ].
i thought i was doing what you asked!
whatever youāve got planned, iām game.
now thereās a sight for sore eyes.
i donāt wanna hurt you.
why arenāt you more freaked out?
if thereās one thing iāve learned this year, itās that āgoodā is a moving target.
what are you gonna do about it? tell on me?
nobodyās getting hurt on my watch.
when are you gonna take responsibility for all that youāve done?
iām running out of goddamn time.
this isnāt over. iām coming for you.
now you know how it feels when people take your things.
i know that youāre scared, so am i.
are you sure youāre up for this?
you might want to stand back.
iām ready for anything.
